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emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
I forget what went into it but I swear my dumbass uncle once discovered a cocktail that tastes like pancakes and syrup.

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My Dad Nintendo
Oct 7, 2005

Willford Brimley's corpse twitches - it instinctively knows where the dialysis machine is

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Sophy Wackles posted:

You’d have to be a real piece of poo poo to get drunk in the morning as a break from parenting as the marketing is suggesting.

Look out wine moms here comes waffle dads :c00lbert:

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
l'eggo my drinko

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Treecko posted:

Like a frat house that has McCormick and a 2 liter in the fridge.

The good ole days :gbsmith:

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

dervival posted:

looks like the distiller behind this, Sugarlands Distilling Co., does a bunch of other product lines as well

lmao upscale "moonshine" sold in a mason jar is the greatest con job ever


putting a shitton of corn syrup and artificial flavor in it to make that raw basic distilled alcohol taste like an eggo is even better

an artificial re-creation of an artificial product, real postmodernist poo poo

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Klyith posted:

lmao upscale "moonshine" sold in a mason jar is the greatest con job ever


putting a shitton of corn syrup and artificial flavor in it to make that raw basic distilled alcohol taste like an eggo is even better

an artificial re-creation of an artificial product, real postmodernist poo poo

Talk about art for the masses!!

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
I haven’t tried their moonshine but had something called Papaws Peach Shine that tasted like literal piss

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Les Os posted:

I haven’t tried their moonshine but had something called Papaws Peach Shine that tasted like literal piss

how did you know?

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

Les Os posted:

Papaws Peach Shine that tasted like literal piss
emphasis on that first syllable of the second word there I guess

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
You’ve never tasted piss before?

My Dad Nintendo
Oct 7, 2005

coloring is true to suggested taste experience

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

given the average flavor of urine and what I recall of these... not-liqueurs, I think you're giving pee a disservice by comparing the two of them unless the Brimley household is the golden (heh) standard here

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Lmao take the label off that jar and it'll fit right in on the floor next to the desk of your average '00s goon

My Dad Nintendo
Oct 7, 2005

Nooner posted:

Lmao take the label off that jar and it'll fit right in on the floor next to the desk of your average '00s goon

gimme them precipitates from a month long sit

My Dad Nintendo fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Aug 19, 2023

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


I'll drink that eggo trash. I'm not too proud

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Nooner posted:

Look out wine moms here comes waffle dads :c00lbert:

hell yeah

Floodixor
Aug 22, 2003

Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP

STABASS posted:

*fighting back bitter tears as I close my drawer of sobriety tokens* It's time to leggo

lol

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

"Combines the flavors of buttered and toasted Eggo waffles, savory bacon slices, and a drizzle of maple syrup." :barf:

sex excellence
Feb 19, 2011

Satisfaction Guranteed
I bet it taste good yo

sex excellence
Feb 19, 2011

Satisfaction Guranteed

BigBadSteve posted:

"Combines the flavors of buttered and toasted Eggo waffles, savory bacon slices, and a drizzle of maple syrup." :barf:

yea a delicious breakfast sure does sound nasty

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

sex excellence posted:

yea a delicious breakfast sure does sound nasty

Delicious as a breakfast, nasty as a liquer.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Private Cumshoe posted:

thought this was a wizard master or pencilhands thread based on the title

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Okay so this sounds gag inducing alone but what if you used it in like a strawberry daiquiri or another fruit heavy drink? I think I just made a worse daiquiri

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

hey! leggo my keg-o!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Im holding out for hard lucky charms

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
i got arrested in gatlinburg and that night consumed 64 fl oz of appalachian sippin' cream

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
ill fuckin drink it i don't give a poo poo

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Colonel Cancer posted:

Im holding out for hard lucky charms

Time to start working on a home brew that is a high gravity lager using crushed up lucky charms as the sugar source :sotw:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I tried the nog one last year for the anti-food porn thread and it wasn’t very good, just tasted like generic sweet



Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
I don't want the sippin cream

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Khanstant posted:

I don't want the sippin cream

Ocean's dying, maple trees dying... it's jizz. Eggo sippin' cream is made out of jizz. They're making our booze out of jizz. Next thing they'll be milking us like cattle for drinks. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!





You tell everybody. Listen to me Khanstant! You gotta tell them! Sippin' cream is jizz!

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no
https://rumraiders.com/rum/kfc-partners-dead-mans-fingers-spiced-rum/

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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
I for one think we need more random Big Brand alcohol flavors. Like maybe steakumms could make a liquor to go with. Or imagine cereal flavored cream liquors. I was originally sarcastic but now that I think about it, would.

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