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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > Cool new names for cool old moves
 
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Trying
Sep 26, 2019

 The cool old move, the inverted atomic drop. They call it the Manhattan Drop now. But what if it was called The Taint Breaker? That’d be cool, I think

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Trying
Sep 26, 2019

 Backcracker? No, Dangling Backbreaker

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Shard
Jul 30, 2005

 I think you were the poster the thread "wrestling questions that don't deserve their own thread" was made for.

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

 kneeling tombstone should be a piledriver '69

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 The rear end killer. The busybody hold. The Diamond rear end killer.

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

 Diamond rear end Killer '91

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

STONE COLD 64 posted:

Diamond rear end Killer '91
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neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

 Knife edge chop > Corn Slapper
DDT > John Skull's Curse
Styles clash > The Praying Man's Gambit

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Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012

STONE COLD 64 posted:

kneeling tombstone should be a piledriver '69

great name op

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Good Listener
Sep 2, 2006

Ask me about moons
Fact #1 The Moon is really cool
 Irish Whip ---> Man Sling

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Shard
Jul 30, 2005

neoaxd posted:

Knife edge chop > Corn Slapper
DDT > John Skull's Curse
Styles clash > The Praying Man's Gambit

The figure four leg lock becomes the pretzel also known as the New Orleans Twist

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neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Shard posted:

The figure four leg lock becomes the pretzel also known as the New Orleans Twist

the NOT...? Tony, hire this man

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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
 Backbreaker -> Backfucker
Armbar -> Armfucker
Scoop Slam -> Scoop Fucker

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Shard
Jul 30, 2005

JethroMcB posted:

Backbreaker -> Backfucker
Armbar -> Armfucker
Scoop Slam -> Scoop Fucker

Made in Japan becomes the tucker fucker

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮
Death Valley Drivers (or DVDs) are now Ultra Hurting Driver But, Like, Using Really Awesome Yaw (or Ultra HD BLU-RAYs)

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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

JethroMcB posted:

Backbreaker -> Backfucker
Armbar -> Armfucker
Scoop Slam -> Scoop Fucker

inverted atomic drop -> reverse buttfucker

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MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

 Mandible Claw -> Jabberjaw
Low Blow -> Dick Dastardly
Moonsault -> Birdman
Buckshot Lariat -> Quick Draw McGraw
Roll up -> Secret Squirrel

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!

STONE COLD 64 posted:

Diamond rear end Killer '91

Wasnt that Viscera's finisher for a while

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Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

 Crunchy -> The Dude Buster
Airraid Crash - Dude Buster '23

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