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SwellingRebellion
Sep 23, 2005
I wrote a short musical about the Girl Scout Cookies:

https://youtu.be/ZFzcuqJbQX0

I hope you enjoy it!

Here's a link to the libretto as well:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wCQdpTfUfUzlu_yaRPE6hh6_27NrYOc5pFOYPVIWcPI/edit?usp=sharing

I think it could be performed by a single troop and you could sell cookies during it.

Caramel Delites are my favorite. Wish I had some right now.

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the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
it's better than Cats

edit: I have not read or watched it

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Aren't Do-Si-Dos and peanut butter sandwiches the same thing? Or is that the villainous twist?

edit: and yes, I only noticed this because Do-Si-Dos are my favorites

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Girl Scouts should sell cigarettes

BeastOfTheEdelwood
Feb 27, 2023

Led through the mist, by the milk-light of moon, all that was lost is revealed.
Nice to see they are finally making musicals with original stories instead of just adapting movies. Can't wait for this to debut on Broadway.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Gbs is extra weird today

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I swear they changed the samoas recipe and now they are bad.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


is this real?

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Sophy Wackles posted:

I swear they changed the samoas recipe and now they are bad.

BeastOfTheEdelwood
Feb 27, 2023

Led through the mist, by the milk-light of moon, all that was lost is revealed.

Sophy Wackles posted:

I swear they changed the samoas recipe and now they are bad.

As clearly demonstrated in the musical by portraying the Samoa as the villain.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

BeastOfTheEdelwood posted:

As clearly demonstrated in the musical by portraying the Samoa as the villain.

Thin Mint is a Mary Sue.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Seems like you put a lot of work into this, OP.

I'm thinking the special cookies you've been eating by the dozen were not girl scout cookies.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Wee posted:

Girl Scouts should sell cigarettes

Go on.

Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

flubber nuts posted:

is this real?

No.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Sophy Wackles posted:

I swear they changed the samoas recipe and now they are bad.

They let us try all the different cookies when I was a Girl Scout. I found (and continue to find) Thin Mints & Samoas so gross that when literally everyone but me said those were their favorites, I thought they were playing some sort of joke/prank.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Spinz posted:

Gbs is extra weird today

It’s back baby, it’s good again

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Sophy Wackles posted:

I swear they changed the samoas recipe and now they are bad.

Have you moved? Or do you get cookies from a different scout troop?

The samoas that I get from my niece's NY troop taste the same as always - which is to say, they're delicious - but I moved across the country to Colorado a few years ago and if I buy cookies from my coworker's kid, they def taste different and usually not better.

That's because there are two baked goods companies that are contracted to supply the Girl Scouts. Instead of standardizing, they each use their own recipes for the cookies.

A horrifying discovery. Like the adult version of learning Santa Claus isn't real.

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/75103/alert-girl-scout-cookies-differ-depending-where-you-live

Edit: I guess the local Colorado troop must get their supplies from the Kansas side of the border, because the stuff I've seen for sale are the wack ABC Bakers brand cookies.

Arc Light fucked around with this message at 15:31 on Aug 22, 2023

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Arc Light posted:

Have you moved? Or do you get cookies from a different scout troop?

The samoas that I get from my niece's NY troop taste the same as always - which is to say, they're delicious - but I moved across the country to Colorado a few years ago and if I buy cookies from my coworker's kid, they def taste different and usually not better.

That's because there are two baked goods companies that are contracted to supply the Girl Scouts. Instead of standardizing, they each use their own recipes for the cookies.

A horrifying discovery. Like the adult version of learning Santa Claus isn't real.

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/75103/alert-girl-scout-cookies-differ-depending-where-you-live

What the heck :negative:



YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Wtf, not even the whole state of New York has the same Girl Scout cookie supplier? :psyduck:

Sex Farm
Nov 17, 2017

What is it a parody of

BeastOfTheEdelwood
Feb 27, 2023

Led through the mist, by the milk-light of moon, all that was lost is revealed.

Sophy Wackles posted:

What the heck :negative:





Thank you for posting this. I was not up to date on my Girl Scout Cookie lore, but I now understand the musical a lot better after seeing this.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I thought the musical would just be Les Misérables but with girl scouts being forced to sling cookies like cocaine.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

Sex Farm posted:

What is it a parody of

Frozen I think. I don't really know because I haven't seen Frozen.

chainchompz
Jul 15, 2021

bark bark
gently caress off gurf.

Sorry op that was reflexive.
Heh anyone remember that rapscallion? Whatever happened to them?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


chainchompz posted:

gently caress off gurf.

Sorry op that was reflexive.
Heh anyone remember that rapscallion? Whatever happened to them?

They probably got a 100k subscribers and forgot about us.

chainchompz
Jul 15, 2021

bark bark

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

They probably got a 100k subscribers and forgot about us.

I don't want the truth, this sounds good enough.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Wee posted:

Girl Scouts should sell cigarettes

lol

SwellingRebellion
Sep 23, 2005

YeahTubaMike posted:

Aren't Do-Si-Dos and peanut butter sandwiches the same thing? Or is that the villainous twist?

edit: and yes, I only noticed this because Do-Si-Dos are my favorites

Nailed the villainous twist!

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cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

Wee posted:

Girl Scouts should sell cigarettes

they do depending on the state

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