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hey gang, let's talk about the crimes we have personally committed, and theoretically could still be arrested for. any details are appreciated, so everyone can get a full picture of the crime you committed, place and time i'll go ahead and start. i committed murder, and got away with it. there, now that i've confessed to something as serious as murder, you should feel comfortable detailing your actual crimes. if the crime you committed is outside of the statute of limitations, do not bother posting it here
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please sticky
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Aug 22, 2023 04:24
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I did 911 at the 711
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Aug 22, 2023 04:25
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I have, at one point, blown up a bathroom
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Aug 22, 2023 04:26
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The tic tac ufos? That was me, I had too many tic tacs
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Aug 22, 2023 04:27
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I told Eisenhower to do Guatemala. I wanted fruitss
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Aug 22, 2023 04:28
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i barfed shitted and farted in the no barfing making GBS threads and farting zone
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Aug 22, 2023 04:29
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Aug 22, 2023 04:32
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made some bad posts and im gonna do it agasin 
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Aug 22, 2023 04:32
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I was born and nobody's stopped me yet
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Aug 22, 2023 05:17
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stole the spots off a giraffe, revealed magical insight to fools, supped on manflesh
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Aug 22, 2023 05:22
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some light terrorism personally
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Aug 22, 2023 05:54
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i didn't delete a super nintendo rom after 24 hours
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Aug 22, 2023 05:56
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first they came for the magas, and I did not speak out—because i do not have brain damageStinky Wizzleteats posted:stole the spots off a giraffe shame on you, now its just the world's ugliest horse 
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Aug 22, 2023 05:57
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Ohtori Akio posted:some light terrorism personally nice try but terrorism is an enhancement to a crime
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Aug 22, 2023 05:57
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Al! posted:nice try but terrorism is an enhancement to a crime ah, but the underlying crime... 
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Aug 22, 2023 06:00
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gayed up an entire library
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Aug 22, 2023 06:10
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farted in elevator
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Aug 22, 2023 06:25
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i dont need a dedicated thread to post about my crimes, every post i make in any thread is already a self-evident crime, soooo...
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Aug 22, 2023 06:27
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Oh, awesome, I've been looking for a place to post about my career in larceny. Let me just gather up all my supporting documents and I'll make a real effort post later. I just want to make sure everyone believes me.
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Aug 22, 2023 06:31
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im normal
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Aug 22, 2023 06:36
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i once hacked the gibson, it was pretty rad
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Aug 22, 2023 06:45
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i eat desiccant packets regularly.
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Aug 22, 2023 06:58
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I wrote a virus to tip an a ship full of oil into the ocean unless I was given a hefty amount of money, and tried to blame it on some kids, but I got caught.
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Aug 22, 2023 07:00
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Jerking off right-handed. (I'm a lefty)
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Aug 22, 2023 07:05
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Slamhound posted:Jerking off right-handed. (I'm a lefty) jesus christ
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Aug 22, 2023 07:06
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i was mean to some toads as a young kid and i've always felt bad about it
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Aug 22, 2023 07:19
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Akratic Method posted:Oh, awesome, I've been looking for a place to post about my career in larceny. Let me just gather up all my supporting documents and I'll make a real effort post later. I just want to make sure everyone believes me. now this guy is taking the assignment seriously, finally
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Aug 22, 2023 07:59
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let's see -larceny -assault -basic firestarting -twisted firestarting
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Aug 22, 2023 08:09
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i did 9/11
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Aug 22, 2023 08:52
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I manufacture insulin as a hobby and to trade for expired food.FirstnameLastname posted:crime is normal
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What about crimes I'm planning to do but haven't done yet? I've got some 'political protests' in the works but I've hit writers block on the accompanying manifesto
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