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Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
"I want to show that there is an objective difference between good and bad art"

*makes a list of 15 criteria for judging art that range from the merely subjective to the profoundly solipsistic*

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Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Solenna posted:

I am getting angrier the more I think about this he made an S-tier art shitpost by accident, I couldn't be that funny if I tried.

truly he is an outsider artist par excellence

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Art is subjective and any one person claiming to be an expert on the subject is a stupid poopyhead fartbutt.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


You Are A Elf posted:

Art is subjective and any one person claiming to be an expert on the subject is a stupid poopyhead fartbutt.

Now this is art.

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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Grey Cat posted:

Now this is art.



:hmmyes:

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Szechwan posted:

I addition to this, the only architecture that is beautiful is that which has large columns and marble. Also must be made by white ppl, or something is weird/ugly about it?

Everything by Frank Gehry is hideous and bad

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Friends, Romans, Countrymen, I come to bury Caesar, not praise him.

*Checks chart*.

Wait. Nevermind. I'm here to praise him.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
there's good art and then degenerate art,

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
if you make art to cope with suffering yuo are a bad artist!!!!!!!!! - this guy

sociopath

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Earwicker posted:

i rather doubt the person who made that chart enjoys either bosch or dali

in fact i bet their favorite piece of visual art is like, marble columns or some poo poo like that

Lisa Frank

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Bored posted:

Lisa Frank

Thomas Kinkade

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Brain Curry posted:

Thomas Kinkade

But does Thomas Kincade artwork make you feel energized? The audience for Lisa Frank is often energized. Lisa Frank is clearly a better artist.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Anne Geddes you fools!

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT DRINKJNG ANY SORT OF COFFEE CAN MAKE ONE BULLET PROOF

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It just makes you fast enough so you can dodge the bullets

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

if i feel weird i might feel unhappy next. i must avoid this "weird art" at all costs

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
https://twitter.com/BowTiedGrandma/status/1695840214953152917

This woman gets it, she raised boys with refined taste in art.

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
That is not what I would wear to the beach and it makes me feel weird

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

The Hello Machine posted:

I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT DRINKJNG ANY SORT OF COFFEE CAN MAKE ONE BULLET PROOF

No no it’s the coffee itself that can sustain bullets! (They pass right through the liquid coffee without harming it whatsoever!)

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Well, that's actually fascist.

Jemak
Dec 27, 2003

Go to JAIL.
Go directly to JAIL.
Do not pass GO.
Do not collect :200bux:

Grey Cat posted:

Now this is art.



I hope this becomes a shametag somehow. It is glorious.

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags

Solenna posted:

Oh no I think that guy is serious, that chart got funnier as I kept reading it and I was expecting it to be a parody but looking at his other tweets he's actually serious. Or committing to the bit so hard I can't recognize it as parody anymore.
this guy has a vast, oceanic idiocy that makes it seem like he is in on the joke. he can reach out and find exactly the dumbest thing one could possibly choose to say effortlessly and with perfect confidence. he has a genuine genius for it

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

art rhymes with fart. makes you think

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

git apologist posted:

art rhymes with fart. makes you think

Fucker rhymes with sucker

wizard2
Apr 4, 2022
did Crimes Of The Future end up being any good?

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/BowTiedGrandma/status/1695840214953152917

This woman gets it, she raised boys with refined taste in art.

OMFG, that print is hanging up at my mom's house. It's by Jack Vettriano. I feel very conflicted by this.

Also, a couple days I laughed my rear end off because my cat poo poo on the cover of her self-cleaning litterbox (so it couldn't get self-cleaned) and I referred to it as her art.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

So to 3O, the epitome of great art is a painting of the rich being served by their unfortunate servants, ho hum welcome to another 3O thread.

CaptainSarcastic posted:

... Also, a couple days I laughed my rear end off because my cat poo poo on the cover of her self-cleaning litterbox (so it couldn't get self-cleaned) and I referred to it as her art.

Has your cat shat in the correct place since then?

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









git apologist posted:

art rhymes with fart. makes you think

Art with a capital F

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Grey Cat posted:

:females:

All art is good as long as you made it yourself. Even if it is making GBS threads dick nipples on sonic.
Just because it's good doesn't mean you should share it with the world.

I consulted the scholars on this point:

Droogie
Mar 21, 2007

But what I do
I do
because I like to do.




I need a MOCKS THE CONCEPT OF VALUES tshirt.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

I like how the Starship Troopers movie can nearly fill each column depending on whether or not you know it's a satire.




Also what the hell is this "good gps, bad gps" nonsense?

Punkinhead fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Aug 30, 2023

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Jash

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

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Dec 8, 2009

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ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
jash ais a Growth Hacker, and one of his proudest pieces of experience is producing Video Explainers. and that's how you know he knows about art

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