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HopperUK

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
work is mildly annoying today so I'm stealing time again

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AdvilSmith

Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.
Cracked a valve cover trying to remove the vct (variable Valve Cover Timing) solenoid seals on a '13 Ford focus. The cover itself was fused to the solenoids which made it a irritating to remove. I was very pleased when I finally did get it off. Then we went to clean it up, get the old seals put and start buttoning it back up, but nooooOOOoo. A very defeating moment indeed so I went to the bathroom, and now here I am.
The valve covers are plastic not metal which is why it cracked so easily.


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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

AdvilSmith posted:

Cracked a valve cover

:yossame:

don't forget 2 flush :george:





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AdvilSmith

Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.
I always flush. Sometimes twice but only if absolutely necessary. Don't need to be wasting all that water for nothing.

I went to the bathroom and sat down just so I could legaly post on this thread.


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Goons Are Gifts

Thank you. Thank you for your service and fulfilling your legal and morale obligation


Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Goons Ate Goatse posted:

Thank you. Thank you for your service and fulfilling your legal and morale obligation

how gross can we get. I would love nothing more than 2 complete with the :goof: thread which I read every day?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3741525&pagenumber=370&perpage=40





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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
I can get rlly gross/funny when it comes to poop farts. just something 2 thunk about :allears:

RavenousScoot

there's a wet paint sign hanging above the stall at work (which was painted) for like a month now, but I just noticed at some point it turned around to face inward and inspected it closer


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AdvilSmith

Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.
Do urinals count?


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Escape From Noise

AdvilSmith posted:

Do urinals count?

Only if you're sitting on one.



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AdvilSmith

Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.
I have completed the Dawn Hour Dumping as instructed in the distrans. However, I report that I must temporarily abandon my post at the Watch Pot Toilet (Designation LT0736:WIPE-NINER4) to assist Colon-el Grabban with an urgent and classified assignment.


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Goons Are Gifts

AdvilSmith posted:

Do urinals count?

It is a toilet so I think so, yes!

It is legal and encouraged to poop in one, for the purpose of this high quality thread


Beve Stuscemi




I once worked at a restaurant where we had a serial urinal shitter

Escape From Noise

I am nude and on the commode.



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Zoya

echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.




pissin' time! augh, pissed on my own rear end again... :baduk:







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emSparkly

I'm open to interpretation!
I can post from wherever I want. The world is my toilet.

I am a patient they.

Zoya

echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.




i turned the bidet up two notches this morning, just to feel alive

emSparkly posted:

I can post from wherever I want. The world is my toilet.

:mods:







thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

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RavenousScoot

(a little bit toilet-level :nws:?)

Somebody fucked around with this message at 08:10 on Sep 18, 2023


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