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flubber nuts posted:posted on the fourth page another diarrhea success story!
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There once was a tourist from Spain Who ate tacos he couldn't contain He tried not to dump But it sprayed from his rump Diarrhea all over the plane
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maybealabia posted:There once was a tourist from Spain 
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Loud gurgling insides Pure evil escapes anus Brown trail marks passage BAGS FLY AT NOON fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Sep 10, 2023 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Loud gurgling insides 5 7 6 
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Grey Cat posted:5 Lol whoops fixed
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Lol whoops fixed  Great Molasses Flood I thought it would be a fart Oh god was I wrong...
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Sep 10, 2023 00:15
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I think I will mix In airplane chair where I sit A fart and a poo poo
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Sep 10, 2023 00:19
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There once was a plane with a poo poo Smelled all the way in the cockpit It turned around When shoes became brown It's wild what our butts can emit
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Fecal expulsions So extreme they made the news No one deserves this
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Sep 10, 2023 00:31
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defeated, defecated a warrior in the air space fighting for our rights
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Sep 10, 2023 00:32
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Halisnacks posted:If you had diarrhoea the day of a long haul flight, would you risk it or call the trip off? I’ve never faced this issue but it’d actually be a dilemma, flights are expensive. When I was about 11 or 12 I flew from Europe to Australia with a stomach bug that had left me hurling into a bucket all week. Don't think I'd managed anything except liquids in two or three days, but we couldn't afford to cancel the tickets so my parents piled me into the car with a sick bucket and I spewed all the way to the airport. Got on the plane for our 16 hour flight and I was fine - zero issues for the rest of the journey or while I was in Australia. I even ate the lovely 90s in-flight meal. Anyway what I'm saying is RIP to that guy's pants but I guess I'm built different.
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Sep 10, 2023 00:36
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There once was an anus from Spain Whose owner had cursed him with pain That seeped through from inside So lo, how he cried And his brown tears flowed -- truly insane
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Sep 10, 2023 00:41
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the diarrhea in spain stays mainly on the plane
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Sep 10, 2023 00:50
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Chief McHeath posted:the diarrhea in spain stays mainly on the plane
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Sep 10, 2023 00:51
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First you get the airplane Then you get the diarrhea Then you get the wom....wait...
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Sep 10, 2023 01:22
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There once was a traveling dude Whose butt uncontrollably spewed And all through the aisle He painted with style The papers, they said,”  ”
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Sep 10, 2023 01:31
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I blaze a brown trail Shocked passengers clear the aisle These pants are now ruin'd
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Sep 10, 2023 01:50
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when you're flying on a boeing and your insides start a-flowing
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Sep 10, 2023 02:16
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None of these are particularly funny tbh
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Sep 10, 2023 02:48
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When it’s Wizard Master Posting Diarrhea Diarrhea
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Sep 10, 2023 02:52
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Trending on TikTok this week: The Diarrhea Inflight Challenge.
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Sep 10, 2023 03:31
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Really earning those fecal flyer miles
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The Wiggly Wizard posted:When it’s Wizard Master Posting lmao loving lmao
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many different flyers have stated they don't like me or want me pooping
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