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i agree that having a car is just whatever, any dummy can have a car. but being brad pitt the rocket scientist is actually pretty hard to do |
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well, thanks for stopping by |
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Sep 9, 2023 19:29
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She's only impressed by things that keep her warm at night. Like space heaters.
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Sep 9, 2023 19:52
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frump truck posted:well, thanks for stopping by thanks op. u rlly showed me a teasin squeezin pleasin kind of time 
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Sep 9, 2023 19:56
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it's kinda weird how she makes a big deal about not being impressed by brad pit but she's apparently super into stan bush? like yeah it's fine to have preferences but it's just sending some weird mixed messages
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If you lived in a shack with only a wood stove with a rapidly dwindling log pile to get you through the winter, all the Brad Pitts and rocket scientists in the world won't impress you as much as insulation and central heating. Although you could eat them if it came down to starvation. But would you be impressed? Probably more disgusted. |
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surely she'll be impressed by my fully painted 2000-point necron army ladies love a guy who sticks to a commitment |
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Sep 11, 2023 20:55
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if I were a guy named Norman who worked at the local credit union or whatever, i would absolutely take my 15 minute break the moment i see shania twain walk in. i can't afford to be rated "unimpressive" on a customer feedback survey |
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frump truck posted:if I were a guy named Norman who worked at the local credit union or whatever, i would absolutely take my 15 minute break the moment i see shania twain walk in. i can't afford to be rated "unimpressive" on a customer feedback survey lol
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Sep 12, 2023 09:35
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Well, Shania, what if I told you that you don't impress me much?  Queen of Country Pop, huh? Sure as hell won't keep me warm in the middle of the night. Checkmate!
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Sep 12, 2023 19:05
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frump truck posted:if I were a guy named Norman who worked at the local credit union or whatever, i would absolutely take my 15 minute break the moment i see shania twain walk in. i can't afford to be rated "unimpressive" on a customer feedback survey You would still impress her, just not much |
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Escape From Noise posted:Well, Shania, what if I told you that you don't impress me much? Now listen here, bub. Shania clawed her way out of the godforsaken backwater shithole of Timmins, Ontario, to become one of the world's top selling artists of all time. If I were her, Brad Pitt wouldn't impress me much either. And man, I'd feel like a woman. |
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Sep 13, 2023 02:20
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that don't impress me much so you got looks but have you got the touch? now don't get me wrong yeah i think you're alright but all my expectations are just absolutely fried
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Sep 13, 2023 08:53
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watho posted:that don't impress me much that don't impress me much 
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Sep 13, 2023 09:09
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So much negativity, Shania. How about let's try to keep it positive, and focus on things that *do* impress you? |
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Sep 13, 2023 15:49
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Ship's captain: I hereby order you to join my crew! That is, if you feel like it. No pressure. Shania Twain: ... |
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Sep 13, 2023 17:36
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so, someone put your post in the good posts goldmine thread…
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Sep 13, 2023 19:34
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google THIS posted:Ship's captain: I hereby order you to join my crew! That is, if you feel like it. No pressure. lol
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Finger Prince posted:Now listen here, bub. Shania clawed her way out of the godforsaken backwater shithole of Timmins, Ontario, to become one of the world's top selling artists of all time. If I were her, Brad Pitt wouldn't impress me much either. And man, I'd feel like a woman. That don't impress ah me much.
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