what was the white cheese at subway

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istewart: Apr 13, 2005; Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

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Dokapon Findom: Dec 5, 2022; They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

Monterey Jack IIRC

# ? Sep 10, 2023 23:08

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

I don't trust subway any more too many unnecessary food poisoning mishaps

Do they still do that meatball? that seems... uh... maybe safe from food poisoning? It was edible enough for cheap slop, gross but unique enough to be an amusement

# ? Sep 10, 2023 23:14

maybeadracula: Sep 9, 2022; by sebmojo

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# ? Sep 10, 2023 23:19

Overdog: Jul 12, 2023; by CVG
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# ? Sep 10, 2023 23:43

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# ? Sep 10, 2023 23:44

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# ? Sep 10, 2023 23:53

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# ? Sep 11, 2023 00:06

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I'll use the way back machine on internet archive to check the oldest Subway website I can find. Here's what I found:

Ingredients: Cum, Monosodium Glutamate, Soy Lecithin,
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# ? Sep 11, 2023 00:08

Cosmik Debris: Sep 12, 2006; The idea of a place being called "Chuck's Suck & Fuck" is, first of all, a little hard to believe

Pretty sure they had white American as default unless you asked for something else like cheddar or provolone

# ? Sep 11, 2023 00:09

Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; Ask me about my STD collection!

Overdog posted:

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# ? Sep 11, 2023 00:10

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

R.L. Stine posted:

i bet it's [trying not to laugh, pretending im coughing] it's probably.. pffffheheh... what if iTS CUM!!!

# ? Sep 11, 2023 11:54

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

In BC they had the orange one, or white cheddar and maybe pepperjack? I always got the white cheddar. Or maybe it was Swiss? poo poo, I can�t remember.

In nz now they have smoked or cheddar, but I think you can also get shredded mozz and/or parmesan

# ? Sep 11, 2023 11:59

Sekenr: Dec 12, 2013

it's dried cum

# ? Sep 11, 2023 12:03

Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

just recently found out that there is sharp American cheese at my deli

# ? Sep 11, 2023 12:34

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

Luvcow posted:

just recently found out that there is sharp American cheese at my deli

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# ? Sep 11, 2023 13:01

Dokapon Findom: Dec 5, 2022; They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

Hard American

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Saalkin: Jun 29, 2008

How can cheese be real if our eyes aren't real

# ? Sep 11, 2023 13:40

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cumembert

# ? Sep 11, 2023 13:52

The Moon Monster: Dec 30, 2005

Luvcow posted:

just recently found out that there is sharp American cheese at my deli

don't cut yourself :ohdear:

# ? Sep 11, 2023 14:04

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

it's feet

# ? Sep 11, 2023 14:05

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Private Cumshoe posted:

I don't trust subway any more too many unnecessary food poisoning mishaps

Do they still do that meatball? that seems... uh... maybe safe from food poisoning? It was edible enough for cheap slop, gross but unique enough to be an amusement

One time I saw someone order a meatball sub with lots of mayonnaise and it was super gross like just a sloppy mess of mayonnaise and marinara

# ? Sep 11, 2023 16:06