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EXTREEEEEE EXTREEEEEE! READ ALL ABOUT IT! Mysterious dame with gams disappears from smoke-filled jazz club!
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Howard The Dork posted:EXTREEEEEE EXTREEEEEE! READ ALL ABOUT IT! There I was, investigating this missing dame, and it's Channel 6's Judy Wong, the last lady I want to meet.
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Sep 15, 2023 21:27
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drat. Some nice little old lady from New England solved the murder mystery before I could.
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Sep 15, 2023 22:05
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PRIVATE DICK gangtag when
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Animal-Mother posted:drat. Some nice little old lady from New England solved the murder mystery before I could. I'd hire some old little lady mystery solving machine. for the right price.
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Sep 15, 2023 22:19
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maybealabia posted:PRIVATE DICK gangtag when We're trying to be discrete and undercover bro.
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Sep 16, 2023 04:24
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NOT A DICK gangtag maybe?
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Sep 16, 2023 04:25
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maybealabia posted:NOT A DICK gangtag maybe? Maybe you could just carry a business card, like everyone else.
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Sep 16, 2023 04:28
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Private eye meets private parts.
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Sep 16, 2023 04:33
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There's nothing glamorous about sitting in a Cadillac Convertible for 5 hours waiting for a Languini operative to wake up. But wake up he has, and we're off. On the late night streets of LA.
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Sep 16, 2023 05:05
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Drives around LA at night and it's so nice, just driving around looking for clues but in a general sense.
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Sep 16, 2023 05:18
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Wiretapping's illegal but there's no law against having really good hearing is there? Not that I have any hearing left on account of all the freaks I've been blasting with my Smith & Wesson.
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Sep 16, 2023 07:48
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I was lied to; this job is nothing like the A-team. I got a mohawk and everything!
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Sep 16, 2023 13:27
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Buttchocks posted:I was lied to; this job is nothing like the A-team. I got a mohawk and everything! Simmer down ace, we'll have a job for you. You got any hesitation at roughing up some lugs for info?
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Sep 16, 2023 13:30
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I'll admit to forgetting to some facts about the Forgettiato Clan.
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I've got a tail on Johnny Languini, we're moving through crowded LA traffic. Barely moving. I'm like the next car over, trying to act casual while I record this.
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Sep 16, 2023 21:02
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redshirt posted:There I was, investigating this missing dame, and it's Channel 6's Judy Wong, the last lady I want to meet. I had doubts about was I was about to do, but I couldn't just leave Judy Wong of all people missing with no leads. "Chief," I hesitated to speak, "I got some decent leads on your Judy Wong. You could say me an' her gotta history togetha' and less than half of it's any kinda good. But even though we were on-and-off with each other, I gotta do right by a dame, especially a dame with great gams like her." I carefully laid out some folders with a bunch of leads on the desk, clearly labeled. "I, uh, I was lookin' for dirt on 'er as an ex-lover does, but it seems she's in something way deeper than a one-night stand in a seedy motel with an agency secretary." The chief furrowed his brow in a way that made it clear that I was a suspect, but before he could say anything I raised my hand to say something more. "Not every detective joint's hot about a sassy secretary that gets involved with dames, but me an' Judy, we jus' had a fling... well, maybe a few flings. It wasn't serious, but we did a little tit for tat... information wise, I mean. Anyways," I shook my head to clear my own doubts, "this here's a buncha profiles on the people's she's been known to buzz around, pictures n' all, when she's lookin' for a scoop about some low-down creeps like Jimmy 'Muscles' Muscoletti and Giorno 'The Joe' Giopetti." I sauntered out the office like one of those detective's dames, feeling about as low as loose change that rolled into a city sewer grate, but knew I had a job to do. Those great danes were due to return any moment, and a sassy secretary at the front desk always put those mutts in their place. But Higgins--the sassy secretary guy in the short shorts--has the day off, and that leaves me to cover the front desk at times like these. Retiring is out of the question for me; being a detective agency secretary is the only life I know how to live now.
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Mistle posted:I had doubts about was I was about to do, but I couldn't just leave Judy Wong of all people missing with no leads. I'll take it under advisement. Till then, you're on Laura Languini coverage, got it?
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Sep 16, 2023 21:16
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Head's down to the corner seat of Lucky Louie's for a few, ask some questions.
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Sep 17, 2023 02:24
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Matchstick in my mouth Gum on my shoe
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Sep 17, 2023 02:26
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Driving down Oceanside on a tip about this shady developer with ties to The Langunies.
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Sep 17, 2023 02:45
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Sitting in the corner reading my copy of "Be Your Own Dick."
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ZeusCannon posted:Sitting in the corner reading my copy of "Be Your Own Dick." You signed a 6 month NDA!
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Howard The Dork posted:EXTREEEEEE EXTREEEEEE! READ ALL ABOUT IT! *lights up lucky strike* somebody say jizz club?
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Sep 17, 2023 03:34
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Calling in a favor at the crime lab.
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Sep 17, 2023 15:53
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Hiding in the bushes hoping to photograph people having sex but it's ok because I'm getting paid
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Sep 17, 2023 16:58
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maybealabia posted:Hiding in the bushes hoping to photograph people having sex but it's ok because I'm getting paid It's the bedrock of the industry
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EXTRA! EXTRA! FRONT PAGE NEWS! LANGOSTEEN CRIME CLAN RUNS RIOT! PRIVATE EYES POWERLESS! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
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The Langosteens have hooks in City Hall, the Police Department, Sanitation, you name it. They're too big to bring down.
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