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weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
Genital Bullshit

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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
This is the dick budgeting thread, we're just being fiscally responsible.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



weg posted:

Genital Bullshit

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

show me your gross penis, gbs

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Toxic Mental posted:

show me your gross penis, gbs

some guy pulls out a reduced penis

"That's NET! I said GROSS!"

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

weg posted:

Genital Bullshit

:eyepop:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i felt like i had done this challenge before and couldn't remember where. it suddenly came back to me today.

chode, puzzling coloration, wrinkled sack, smells bad, egg shaped, cool

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
In the interest of fairness we need a vulvathread

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Bad Purchase posted:

i felt like i had done this challenge before and couldn't remember where. it suddenly came back to me today.

chode, puzzling coloration, wrinkled sack, smells bad, egg shaped, cool

Lmao

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

RavenousScoot posted:

mutilated dicks give a kiss on the wrist of the wormlike tips of tentacles expanding in my mind I'm fine accepting only fresh brine you can get another drop of this yeah you wish

:haibrower:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Gonna have to check this thread daily to make sure y'all aren't beating off in the Mutilated Dick Megathread :cop:

RavenousScoot
Mar 22, 2013

you think this is all good fun and games but when we've made every combination on the board, the dicks will frot and dock to compete for dominance until the champion reigns supreme and urethrally vores the rest and everyone who posted ITT will be beating "it" it was the op's nefarious plan all along and the mods knew and silenced anyone who knew better!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



The Nine Billion Configurations of DICK

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005








teen witch posted:




at some point I’d use my tablet for this but I am endeared to it’s shittiness

:vince:

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

:asoiaf:

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..



imagine if you will, two balls on the edge of a dick

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
8$ extra foreskin and 7$ piercing mishap!


hey babe, do you like trains?


e: fixed and cleaned it up a bit

Dumb Sex-Parrot fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Sep 25, 2023

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Gonna have to check this thread daily to make sure y'all aren't beating off in the Mutilated Dick Megathread :cop:

That starting after today right?

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Seth Pecksniff posted:

Gonna have to check this thread daily to make sure y'all aren't beating off in the Mutilated Dick Megathread :cop:

I could be wrong but the complaints might have been about a different thread.These are malformed maybe, but I don't think there's a single mutilated dick in this thread.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I just want to say I am personally enjoying this thread a LOT. These pictures are fantastic. I simply can't get enough of it.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Toxic Mental posted:

I just want to say I am personally enjoying this thread a LOT. These pictures are fantastic. I simply can't get enough of it.

Same. Sometimes I come back to the thread a few times a day just to look for five to ten minutes.

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
Yeah these are some good rear end dicks

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

weg posted:

Genital Bullshit

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


Jakabite posted:

Yeah these are some good rear end dicks

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012


Thick tip
Cool
Veiny Shaft

aniviron
Sep 11, 2014

Go for cool/cool/cool to get cold, and you get the edward from twilight. And you have three bucks left over to buy some arizona tea or something.

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pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

aniviron posted:

Go for cool/cool/cool to get cold, and you get the edward from twilight. And you have three bucks left over to buy some arizona tea or something.

Her: I know what you are.

Edward:

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