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Hammerite posted:so was alex the parrot a breast man or an rear end man Alex had a thing for “seed”.
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Cassette Moodcore posted:Yeah I don’t know I’m old enough to remember that lady whose face got eaten off by her friend’s chimp on Oprah and that poo poo scarred me To be fair, that’s what happens when you try to raise a chimp as a human, give it Xanax and alcohol, and then try to take that chimp’s favorite toy. Chimps are still terrifying and all and I wouldn’t want to be alone with an adult one, but lots of bad decisions led up to that moment.
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The Awesomesaurus posted:To be fair, that’s what happens when you try to raise a chimp as a human, give it Xanax and alcohol, and then try to take that chimp’s favorite toy. That chimp was a couple pills away from a racist tirade on Twiter
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The Awesomesaurus posted:To be fair, that’s what happens when you try to raise a chimp as a human, give it Xanax and alcohol, and then try to take that chimp’s favorite toy. and primates are deliberate when they want to be violent. they'll bite your fingers off, gouge at your eyes, tear at your crotch. unlike a dog which just bites whatever it can get its teeth on. chimps are just bricks of wiry muscle, even ones that were overweight like travis was. they cant all be awesome Like Jack the Baboon
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For good non-sex pest, non-facetearing ape content, here are baby orangutans being taught to fear snakes to prepare for their eventual release into the wild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-jcuKT0P0o
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Cassette Moodcore posted:So this kind of led me down a Wikipedia path from a gorilla with a nipple fetish to finding out chimpanzees are just loving psychotic and will gently caress up anything including gorillas. Look up Frodo the chimp he literally ate a human kid I looked into it and that frodo is loving crazy. Just a sociopath ultra brute
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Looking for the nearest notary, so I can sign my gorilla foundation NDA
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Don’t be fooled by orangutans; my boy Poe knew what was up with those cats.
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Sep 28, 2023 13:20
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You're Wrong About has a very good episode on Koko. They even cover one time that koko went in a chat room and it went as well as you'd expect. https://spotify.link/0G1lpHRQsDb
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Frodo fathered a child with his own mother, assaulted Gary Larson, and ate a human baby. Eventually his clan abandoned him en masse while he slept and he was left to wander the forest until he died of a scrotal infection. It's like an ancient Greek play
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They should make a follow-up to "Koko's Kitten" called "Frodo's Baby"
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Thesaurus posted:Frodo fathered a child with his own mother, assaulted Gary Larson, and ate a human baby. Eventually his clan abandoned him en masse while he slept and he was left to wander the forest until he died of a scrotal infection. i didnt read that version of lotr
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Hmm, I guess what I'm trying to say is that you'd subconsciously expect an animal that has learned to speak would have transcended its perverse animal nature in some ways and the idea that it hasn't done so at all is simultaneously humorous and creepy, nawmean? Koko never signed 'feet pics" so she is still more morally upright than humanity
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Thesaurus posted:Frodo fathered a child with his own mother, assaulted Gary Larson, and ate a human baby. Eventually his clan abandoned him en masse while he slept and he was left to wander the forest until he died of a scrotal infection. Apparently he died of renal failure
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Koko loved kittens and nipples. Are any of us really fit to judge
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redshirt posted:If I had to have a primate roomate, I'd go: No homo
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one of those 360 vr videos from a prone POV of koko squatting over you ASMR heavy breathing
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Powerful Katrinka posted:Apparently he died of renal failure Nice write up. Lmao that the author mourns frodo's loss, then a comment adds "um, he ate a human infant " to which the author replies, "yeah... thought about mentioning that ." The ape researchers are sick
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They want to gently caress the monkeys but are too lame so they can't close the deal
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This thread is now for Beni https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii36adRLK7g
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Thesaurus posted:Frodo fathered a child with his own mother, assaulted Gary Larson, and ate a human baby. Eventually his clan abandoned him en masse while he slept and he was left to wander the forest until he died of a scrotal infection. Wait, the Far Side guy got assaulted by a chimp? I've not ever really liked chimps, frankly. Baboons, gorillas and others seem cool, if still really dangerous, but chimps have often struck me as very close to humans in sheer vitriol and I'm not sure I care for it.
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DicktheCat posted:Wait, the Far Side guy got assaulted by a chimp? Yes, and he attacked Jane Goodall, too. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/18581665/demonic-ape-frodo-ate-toddler-chimp-attack/  They try to downplay that frodo snatched an infant from a woman to devour by pointing out that he and other dominant chimps routinely delighted in hunting and eating baby monkeys of their enemies. I ran into this account if a sadistic ape war in the same group that sounded cool https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gombe_Chimpanzee_War Thesaurus fucked around with this message at 06:26 on Sep 29, 2023 |
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all primates are as evil as frodo, some are just better at hiding it
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Thesaurus posted:Yes, and he attacked Jane Goodall, too. Geez, sounds like Chimp Caligula.
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redshirt posted:If I had to have a primate roomate, I'd go: 1 slow loris 2 capuchin 3 macaque
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redshirt posted:If I had to have a primate roomate, I'd go: "Ape" could be anything from a gibbon to a human, it's a pretty broad category
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free hubcaps posted:"Ape" could be anything from a gibbon to a human, it's a pretty broad category it goes without saying that the nebulak people of perkon IV are scientifically considered to be the best roommates in the universe and they happen to be apes but thats ab it out of the scope isnt it
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The heartwarming story of Koko's Kitten is available online. I'm reading it now. https://www.koko.org/kids4koko/read-about-koko/kokos-kitten
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Buce posted:all primates are as evil as frodo, some are just better at hiding it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJsn1QivbKM
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I haven't heard any horror stories about orangutans.... yet
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Les Os posted:1 slow loris Are there any fast loris?
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Thesaurus posted:I haven't heard any horror stories about orangutans.... yet Here’s a story from Birute Galdikas, a primatologist who studied orangutans in Indonesia: ”The Los Angeles Times” posted:When Galdikas arrived at Tanjung Puting, native Indonesians told her that orangutans occasionally raped human females as well. She did not believe it--until one came into her camp and raped an Indonesian cook. Today, she warns women visitors who are menstruating to carry a club and not to venture among male orangutans in the camp. https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1992-01-13-me-231-story.html 
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Les Os posted:1 slow loris You guys ever taste macaque? 
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