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it's like that old saying, "he who has not have shaved his dog, has a hairy dog"
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Hammerite posted:that's outrageous, op. she was not just a shaved dog. she was a whole lot more than that. two shaved dogs???
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Sep 27, 2023 21:24
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I like that OP is just asking the questions schools were afraid to tell us answers to
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Sep 27, 2023 21:25
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I hated her, when other kids were reading about her in class I was eating the textbook pages she was on, better in my gut than in my sight!!!
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Overdog posted:The nazis didn't think to check the attic. She didn't get a pass because she was hitler's concubine, that's not true. I heard you were hitler's concubine
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Sep 27, 2023 21:27
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I hated her, when other kids were reading about her in class I was eating the textbook pages she was on, better in my gut than in my sight!!! plus all the paper will turn into poo poo inside you hell yeah
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Sep 27, 2023 21:29
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:plus all the paper will turn into poo poo inside you hell yeah Cellulose is indigestible
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Sep 27, 2023 21:39
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Sid Vicious posted:i think so, my friend told me he heard that she was just a shaved dog and thats why she seemed like she was blind and deaf, she wasn’t she was just a shaved dog and dogs cant ttalk, it also explains why she was known for stealing food off of everyone elses plates well what do you think about that i heard the only thing she could hear was dog whistles so this makes a lot of sense, sid. thank you
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Sep 27, 2023 21:54
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Devils Affricate posted:Cellulose is indigestible wtf so all those pictures i ate of my enemies didn't turn them into poo poo???
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Sep 27, 2023 22:21
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I guess this makes all those times i called her a dumb bitch a little more palatable
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Sep 27, 2023 22:25
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Jabberlock posted:two shaved dogs??? she transcended the state of being a shaved dog. she became something more
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Sep 27, 2023 22:32
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I hated her, when other kids were reading about her in class I was eating the textbook pages she was on, better in my gut than in my sight!!! she was a shaved dog, is what i heard
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Sep 27, 2023 22:59
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:This thread is highly offensive to people who live insanely lovely lives and also dogs good thing they cant read
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Sep 27, 2023 23:19
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Junk posted:good thing they cant read Helen Keller could read braille with its hairy paws
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Sep 27, 2023 23:26
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I read her autobiography and dogs can't write, so I consider it unlikely
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Sep 27, 2023 23:37
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What goes in, must come out.
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Sep 27, 2023 23:42
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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a shaved dog.
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Sep 28, 2023 00:08
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Devils Affricate posted:Perhaps we are all just shaved dogs Way too many of us are bad boys and girls for that to be true.
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Sep 28, 2023 00:10
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Paper is natures toothbrush for the colon
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Sep 28, 2023 00:17
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Larry Cum Free posted:I heard you were hitler's concubine No, I have a really good attic. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Sep 28, 2023 00:54
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one time I mixed up hellen keller with anne frank in casual conversation with a near stranger and sometimes, even decades later, I have nightmares about this fucky wucky that has caused permanent psychic damage
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Sep 28, 2023 01:45
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thats a really common mixup it seems!
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Tonetta posted:one time I mixed up hellen keller with anne frank in casual conversation with a near stranger and sometimes, even decades later, I have nightmares about this fucky wucky that has caused permanent psychic damage It's easy, one of them couldn't see or hear and the other couldn't be seen or heard
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Sep 28, 2023 01:57
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is it possible that all dogs are just hairy Helen kelle?
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In addition to being a shaved dog, Helen Keller was also a strident socialist, which no one talks about as part of her story: The few own the many because they possess the means of livelihood of all ... The country is governed for the richest, for the corporations, the bankers, the land speculators, and for the exploiters of labor. The majority of mankind are working people. So long as their fair demands—the ownership and control of their livelihoods—are set at naught, we can have neither men's rights nor women's rights. The majority of mankind is ground down by industrial oppression in order that the small remnant may live in ease. —Helen Keller, 1911
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Sep 28, 2023 03:30
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I never met her, sorry
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Sep 28, 2023 03:33
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I'd say it was shocking to learn that hellen keller being a socialist isn't discussed much, in the ultimate bootstraps story
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Sep 28, 2023 03:38
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it checks out because if dogs could join political parties they would be socialist
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Sep 28, 2023 04:34
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ur thinking of famous working drug dog Helen Smeller op
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Sep 28, 2023 04:49
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But I saw the movie about her and she didn't look like a shaved dog?? 
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Sep 28, 2023 06:09
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Secks Cauldron posted:But I saw the movie about her and she didn't look like a shaved dog?? Was it this movie? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU2ukTQntug Shaved dogs didn't do well with test audiences so they went a different direction.
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Sep 28, 2023 06:27
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dogs can't walk diagonally
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Sep 28, 2023 11:47
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I heard that Anne Frank was actually just a rat king. Might explain why even after having this best selling book she never did any interviews.
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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:dogs can't walk diagonally Neither could Helen Keller. Thinking Sid might be on to something here.
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Sep 28, 2023 13:09
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git apologist posted:ur thinking of famous working drug dog Helen Smeller op Felon Smeller
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I guess this answers the age old question of "why couldn't Helen Keller drive?"
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