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480 Otis 7 11.48%
409 Beadnose 0 0%
747 26 42.62%
435 Holly 10 16.39%
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US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
I got it for the first time around the end of last month, gave me a bad cough for three solid weeks. It super sucks and I am not cool with that happening to me multiple times a year for the rest of my life

I'm traveling for work right now and everyone everywhere, coast to coast, is coughing. I was straight up the only person I saw in a mask (disposable N95) in the DFW airport (of course). I flew there sitting between two people hacking their lungs out the whole flight (unmasked). Luckily on my following flight only the person to my left was hacking and honking the whole flight (no mask). The lady to my right seemed fine but her traveling partner across the aisle brought a good hack for their group vacation (mask? on vacation?). I think I'm okay for now after making it through a travel day of declining all in flight refreshments, but the future is not looking good wrt to public health, imo

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

raminasi posted:

I originally thought the same thing but upon re-reading I think the comma is erroneous and Georgia is intended to be an example of an actual country.

Yeah, phrasing was rear end on that, probably should had "like Georgia is"

maffew buildings posted:

I know about Dagestan because of their amazing hat, the papakha which I know about because of MMA and Mr. Nice! in papakha dot jay peg goes here

Very much same, PSP was my first subforum and I got educated on geology courtesy of LobsterMobster and Mr. Nice

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

US Berder Patrol posted:

but the future is not looking good wrt to public health, imo

Oh no it's basically over I feel. Real prelude to end times poo poo. It's just wild how poorly everyone on this planet dropped the ball

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Very much same, PSP was my first subforum and I got educated on geology courtesy of LobsterMobster and Mr. Nice

PSP? Did they have a lot of cats

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Yeah, phrasing was rear end on that, probably should had "like Georgia is"

Very much same, PSP was my first subforum and I got educated on geology courtesy of LobsterMobster and Mr. Nice

and also got very drunk watching replays and posting your thoughts WOW!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


It’s almost like disease mutated in such a way to make us stupider to help spread.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Crab Dad posted:

It’s almost like disease mutated in such a way to make us stupider to help spread.

Don't blame the virus, Americans have been turning into idiot shitfuckers since the late 60s.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
The 1760s

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
*since walking upright as a species*

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.
if I get a time machine, I'm gonna strangle that first fuckin' fish that walked on land.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Pervert

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
The fish? Probably

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
I think this is a good enough costume to break contain from the sportsworld.

https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1719504803124961355?t=u1OVCesPcBbFjmvclH95VQ&s=19

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

facialimpediment posted:

I think this is a good enough costume to break contain from the sportsworld.

https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1719504803124961355?t=u1OVCesPcBbFjmvclH95VQ&s=19

Lol fun when the forums leak into the mainstream.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Hyrax Attack! posted:

Lol fun when the forums leak into the mainstream.

At least nobody got sacrificed this time, that we know of

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

Current event:

Roughly 190 kids came to my house this year.

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
We had about 6 before we put up a "NO CANDY" sign, the last of which felt like they slammed into / kicked our door.

Love anxiety night. Ah well, on to November.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
:psyduck: Trying to imagine what form of anxiety becomes crippling when children in costume ring the door bell, then really trying to imagine how the thought of putting a "NO TREATS" sign on the door is a good idea considering the desired outcome.

I bought two bags from Costco and gave out fistfuls, but the weather was crappy enough that I've still got half remaining.

Got a Pfizer shot yesterday, with all my other Pfizer shots knocking me out for 24 hours and so far I just feel really sore (but capable of going to work)

Volkova III
Jan 5, 2021
The pro move is to live in a neighborhood where you don't let your kids go outside until they're too old to trick or treat.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Even if kids trick-or-treated in my neighborhood, I'm pretty sure they'd avoid my scary-rear end looking meth-asthetic house.




I watched an Amazon delivery guy stop at the head of my footpath, contemplate my house for a minute, then hurl my package 15 feet towards my front door the other day.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.
I wish I got trick or treaters. I'd give out full size candy bars.

Vorkosigan
Mar 28, 2012


Huh. I'd thought the 'porch light on = we have candy, porch light off = no candy/not home' was more widespread.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Vorkosigan posted:

Huh. I'd thought the 'porch light on = we have candy, porch light off = no candy/not home' was more widespread.

Yeah same.

This year my wife had to work late and we have a giant and very loud barking to strangers (but very friendly after settling down) dog and I didn't want to deal with trying to chat and play nice with the little kids on the front steps with him barking behind me the whole time. I just set the bowl of candy out front with the light on and the kids took whatever. I am not a big halloween person at all. If we got tons of traffic I'd put in a little effort I guess so the neighborhood kids had more fun but we at least spring for the good candy. Only got 2-3 visits but that's pretty standard here.

Discussion Quorum
Dec 5, 2002
Armchair Philistine
I'm not big on Halloween, but my 4 year old absolutely loves going around in his costume and seeing all the other kids doing the same (and the candy, of course), so I bravely ventured forth. Pretty sure I wore a permanent track in my vocal cords reminding him to say "thank you" at each house.

Vorkosigan posted:

Huh. I'd thought the 'porch light on = we have candy, porch light off = no candy/not home' was more widespread.

Yeah I thought that was pretty universal, along with the bowl and sign for folks who want to participate but can't/don't want to man the door for several hours.

Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!


Hyrax Attack! posted:

Lol fun when the forums leak into the mainstream.

My sister is an internet researcher prominent enough you've probably seen her published or quoted in national media articles on social media stuff. She wrote a master's paper on Slenderman and the whole child sacrifice thing.

It was great because she explained it to me as "Slenderman comes from this niche web forum called Something Awful..." and I got to reply with the Alsan "don't cite the deep magic to me witch" meme.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
The nerdiest trap card you ever got to play



I honestly would have done the exact same thing lol

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Soylent Pudding posted:

My sister is an internet researcher prominent enough you've probably seen her published or quoted in national media articles on social media stuff. She wrote a master's paper on Slenderman and the whole child sacrifice thing.

It was great because she explained it to me as "Slenderman comes from this niche web forum called Something Awful..." and I got to reply with the Alsan "don't cite the deep magic to me witch" meme.

Lol nice. Another one I saw was someone had an anti-Obama bumper sticker with the names of the four Americans who died at Benghazi & oh hey it’s Vilerat!

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Vorkosigan posted:

Huh. I'd thought the 'porch light on = we have candy, porch light off = no candy/not home' was more widespread.

Same, we kept hitting houses with their lights on but nobody home last night.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


One house was fully decorated, lights on and a sign over the doorbell to not ring or knock due to mother with small children…. Wtf peeps.

Anyways I love this poo poo and had a great time escorting around my daughter and her friend. They pooped out before me due to not taking into consideration ease of movement in their costume. Not sure how many more years they will want to do this but I got a plan to either air bnb a house for one night to give out candy or find a friend with a house in a popular neighborhood and work the door for them.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Got to wear my banging plague doctor outfit to hand out candy which I enjoy doing. I imagine someone has done a thesis on it somewhere or whatever but something about the look of a plague doctor really triggers some part of the human lizard-brain that scares small children pretty effectively and I find it funny every Halloween. Not much traffic though, everyone goes a few streets over to the other neighborhood with much denser housing that is also the richer, glitzier part of the neighborhood.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Protip when buying candy- buy the candy YOU like so, if there's some left over, you have incentive to eat it.

Whether the kiddos like Crunch or Kit-Kat is up to them at my house.

Related, I realized I was transitioning to old codger bastard mode the first time I saw someone drive their kids around our completely walkable neighborhood on a god drat golf cart. The golf cart thing started with one older guy who took his bichon for rides; there are now like 12 in my neighborhood and I die a little inside every time Jayden and Zaylie don't have to do the neighborhood (e- on foot) in costume as I did in the '90s. :argh:

e- Unrelated, today is Don Jr. Testimony Day!

Meanwhile, Amy Schumer is having meltdowns in people's DMs:
https://twitter.com/aasian/status/1719717713700962720

...and got dunked on by a member of the King family:
https://twitter.com/Remroum/status/1719531624663007420

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Nov 1, 2023

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Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

It's November, update your bookmarks.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4046282

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