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Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Greetings to all in the Haunted Clubhouse! As someone who spends most of her time in PSP I felt it prudent to bring the wrestling ring along with me.

For those who don't know, pro wrestling has long been home to all matter of spooky supernatural and strange creations and this is a thread to celebrate them all! Any era, any company, well-known or not, the only rule is to post cool and campy spooky wrestling poo poo in this thread, and try to keep the vibes positive.

I'll start! This is La Parka/LA Park, and he's a cool wrestling skeleton who hits people with chairs.




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Pragmatica
Apr 1, 2003
the undertaker and his manager, the scariest of all... paul bearer...









duddits
Dec 22, 2009

Pragmatica posted:

the undertaker and his manager, the scariest of all... paul bearer...


The Paul Bearer hologram at takers retirement match was pretty good, not goona lie.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

nobody scared me more as a kid than kane



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e50iYwAOu1M



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cEgYyvblDc



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmxnXQVjaNQ&t=59s



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7xalW0lxlw

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Papa Shango put the maloik on me years ago and I’ve never hit a scratch-off since.

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



In honor of Adam Copeland debuting in AEW....VAMPIRES!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idi4ThBQnic



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALFMYWFRjQs



Are YOU Fangin' & Bangin' with The Vampire Warrior??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akoj39vgylU

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

https://i.imgur.com/E1GYx1j.mp4

gangrel ftw

SPIRIT HALLOWEEN SALE
Nov 5, 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtHj9kSe5Ls

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post





Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball!

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Brother Love

Hunter Leopardson
Dec 24, 2002

Don't be a jerk my friend
Perhaps the spookiest of all wrestlers, the literal Boogeyman

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Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruLQDpdQi4A

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Hunter Leopardson posted:

Perhaps the spookiest of all wrestlers, the literal Boogeyman


Forgive the bad quality but when I was first watching wrestling one of the first things I saw on TV was a video package of this segment, and I'd quote it and show my friends every time they had a birthday.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYc11aUe-xc


:hellyeah:

"AH! IT'S NOT HOT!"

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6a8I8TdYxCs

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

penta


TelevisedInsanity
Dec 19, 2008

"You'll never know if you can fly unless you take the risk of falling."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE84nlRhV1w

I for one enjoy the House of Black.

PaleFigure
Sep 3, 2007

the other white meat
The "Mexican Werewolf" El Chupacabra!




Pragmatica
Apr 1, 2003
jake “the snake” roberts





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH5Tn4Xwb0s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm66b0UhdWs


and i will never forget the day that damien was “crushed” by earthquake in 1991. i was 7 years old!!!

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Pragmatica posted:

jake “the snake” roberts





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH5Tn4Xwb0s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm66b0UhdWs


and i will never forget the day that damien was “crushed” by earthquake in 1991. i was 7 years old!!!

Turns out his dad was much scarier.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Japanese pro wrestling loves mixing death match wrestling and horror together.

here's The Boogie Man, Nightmare Freddie, and the Krypt Keeper



Leather Face! (some times SUPER Leather)




My personal favorite though?

BIOMONSTER DNA

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Maho Kurone


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1nWD7Ja7Wk

Cartoon Violence
Oct 30, 2012

Stop being such goons, you CLODS!

When I was a kid, the scary monster wrestlers didn't scare me. For some reason I thought they were the coolest most badass superheroes ever. I was very developmentally delayed so I never really understood what people were saying in WWF and WCW but anyone who had full body elaborate makeup or costumes was the best to me.

So I'd think that the faces opposing the scary heels were the scary ones.

Also apparently LaParka scared my older brother so badly he'd scream and start crying and run out of the room when he was on screen.

"Once upon a time,
I was sitting in my little room
Trying to fall asleep

I hear a tapping at my window
Open up the curtains to see
The saddest face as can be"

--The opening verse to a song I wrote when I was 10 years old

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Cartoon Violence posted:

When I was a kid, the scary monster wrestlers didn't scare me. For some reason I thought they were the coolest most badass superheroes ever. I was very developmentally delayed so I never really understood what people were saying in WWF and WCW but anyone who had full body elaborate makeup or costumes was the best to me.

So I'd think that the faces opposing the scary heels were the scary ones.

Also apparently LaParka scared my older brother so badly he'd scream and start crying and run out of the room when he was on screen.



Hell yes. Mortis Appreciation Zone!!

Cartoon Violence
Oct 30, 2012

Stop being such goons, you CLODS!

Erin M. Fiasco posted:



Hell yes. Mortis Appreciation Zone!!

gently caress yeah. Thats exactly what baby me loved about wrestling! They were superheroes beating up weird plain-looking badguys.

"Once upon a time,
I was sitting in my little room
Trying to fall asleep

I hear a tapping at my window
Open up the curtains to see
The saddest face as can be"

--The opening verse to a song I wrote when I was 10 years old

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Erin M. Fiasco posted:



Hell yes. Mortis Appreciation Zone!!

gently caress yes! Mortis Rules

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

jim neidhart was really scary that time he dressed up like a ghost

A Haunted Pug
Aug 10, 2007



Very nice, very evil.

Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have

STONE COLD 64 posted:

jim neidhart was really scary that time he dressed up like a ghost
Who?

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Cartoon Violence posted:

So I'd think that the faces opposing the scary heels were the scary ones.

You were right.

Buddy_Cthulhu
Jun 10, 2005


More Malakai Black!


FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Does traditional Icelandic glíma wrestling count?


Because I'm working on a thing




Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


Beer_Suitcase posted:

gently caress yes! Mortis Rules

Kanyon never got the appreciation he deserved :(

Mortis was such an awesome character too

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

MOTY

:sss: :tbear: Oel ngati kameie Los Ingobernables de Onsite BYOB
Seared tuna steak, served with ponzu sauce and wasabi.

FrankeeFrankFrank on 07:55 May 03, 2015 posted:

sometimes i rub Fabreeze on my hands and now my hands are very dry.

FrankeeFrankFrank on 04:55 Apr 10, 2017 posted:

It was nice knowing you all. Sometimes.


I still believe in Second Winter. Put this in your sig if you also believe in that and that it is real and not fake like the others say.

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Busters
Jan 24, 2014


Doink the Clown is the scariest wrestler, and if you don't agree you can fight three of him

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