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I'm fully prepared to become a torso zombie. Goodbye legs
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Oct 4, 2023 23:06
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ever watch that peter jackson zombie movie? get your hands on a lawn mower is all im saying.
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Oct 4, 2023 23:09
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Zombies are the most egalitarian and accepting society, you'd be a fool not to join them
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Oct 4, 2023 23:11
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neato burrito posted:I'm gonna see if white people brain's taste different than black brains. if as a zombie you eat a white person brain, you lose the ability to dance well and you are immediately disqualified from being in any and all michael jackson videos.
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Oct 5, 2023 00:22
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if you're a zombie and you don't eat black people's brains does that make you racist?
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Oct 5, 2023 00:33
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Rad-daddio posted:if you're a zombie and you don't eat black people's brains does that make you racist? worse. it means you have bland taste
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Oct 5, 2023 00:35
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White people taste like this. Black people taste like this *laugh track*
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Oct 5, 2023 00:58
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these clowns taste funny 
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Oct 5, 2023 00:58
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Is America zombies now? Altho it's not like you've ever needed people to be zombies before shooting at them tbh.
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Oct 5, 2023 01:19
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Zombie apocalypse obsession is coded racism. All those guys driving lifted trucks with "ZOMBIE OUTBREAK RESPONSE VEHICLE" stickers actually just want to shoot people with darker skin than them. Just letting you know.
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Oct 5, 2023 01:21
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I want to become one of those aberrant mutant zombies that are like several zombies stuck together to become a big monstrosity, or some kind of flying bird-like abomination that preys upon travelers and caravans, alighting upon fleshy, rotting wings. We're worth a lot more points and drop loot. 
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Oct 5, 2023 02:12
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They were right. I'm now a zombie that eats 5G.
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Oct 5, 2023 02:15
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My plan is to gorge myself on edibles when I feel the change coming on You ever turn into a zombie... on weeed??
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Oct 5, 2023 02:28
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istewart posted:Zombie apocalypse obsession is coded racism. All those guys driving lifted trucks with "ZOMBIE OUTBREAK RESPONSE VEHICLE" stickers actually just want to shoot people with darker skin than them. Just letting you know. oh, they want to shoot people with the same skin tone as well.
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Oct 5, 2023 02:32
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Rad-daddio posted:if you're a zombie and you don't eat black people's brains does that make you racist? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeTpzn2MkXU
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Oct 5, 2023 03:34
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I'm going to cover myself head to toe in the slipperiest lubricant money can buy, and then I'm going to really knuckle down and figure out what to do about these zombies.
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Oct 5, 2023 03:39
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 Turn one of these into a stilsuit. Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the racist zombies.
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Oct 5, 2023 03:52
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I'm gonna go and see if I can't be a blackula instead.
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Oct 5, 2023 03:58
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my zombie is going to be super pretty and not look like a zombie but look like a 12 yr old but she's actually like 1200 years old and is also a magic zombie who can cast spells and doesn't need to eat flesh Also find the nearest university with a rare books/archives vault. Lots of steel doors and walls with key access only, generally some kind of roof access through the elevator system, and easy raids to the vending machines before the zombies force a siege. Actually the archives vault is my plan for any disaster.
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Oct 5, 2023 04:05
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I hear Zombie neighbors are vulnerable to squirt guns and weed wackers, so that's first on the list.
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Oct 5, 2023 04:59
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Mr. Blastaway posted:I hear Zombie neighbors are vulnerable to squirt guns and weed wackers, so that's first on the list.
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Oct 5, 2023 05:02
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My neighbors have commented that I smell better after adopting the zombie lifestyle
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Oct 5, 2023 05:03
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Revins posted:My plan is to gorge myself on edibles when I feel the change coming on Whoa. The rare and powerful High Zombie.
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Oct 5, 2023 05:31
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Zombies smell extremely bad. You won't catch me anywhere near them. The problem solves itself.
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Oct 5, 2023 05:34
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"Tough white guy eaten by zombies" is unironically the best role Kevin Sorbo has had in decades.
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Oct 5, 2023 05:35
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i thought i was turning into a zombie but it was just gas
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Oct 5, 2023 05:40
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Get a big tank of those flesh-eating beetles taxidermists love, and upgrade yourself to a skeleton.
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Oct 5, 2023 05:45
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The Management posted:In only a few hours the government is going to trigger the mRNA vaccine with 5G waves and turn all vaxxxxed people into zombies. So how are you preparing for being a zombie? So the Zombie preparation has already occurred. The COVID vaccine was all that was needed. Why are you asking us to prepare zombies, then?
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Oct 5, 2023 09:54
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So if people arn't zombies yet I say let fly with the nukes. We have no idea how well nukes work on zombies but we do know they work pretty drat well against people, so the more people we can burn to irritated ash the less zombies we'll have to deal with!
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Oct 5, 2023 13:01
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when preparing a zombie, be sure to thoroughly wash it and remove the giblets to avoid consuming any undigested brain matter which could be a risk factor for prions
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Oct 5, 2023 13:22
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Starting to think this isn’t happening. I’m taking off the helmet
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Oct 6, 2023 15:54
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Usually some combination of rum, juice, bitters, grenadine, etc OP. I am more concerned about the 7G werewolf apocalypse. It's gonna be hairy! Ha ha happy Halloween everyone.
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Oct 6, 2023 16:19
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dr_rat posted:So if people arn't zombies yet I say let fly with the nukes. We have no idea how well nukes work on zombies but we do know they work pretty drat well against people, so the more people we can burn to irritated ash the less zombies we'll have to deal with! It's me, the irritated ash man. Get off my got dam lawn fucker!!!
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Oct 6, 2023 16:37
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flubber nuts posted:It's me, the irritated ash man. Get off my got dam lawn fucker!!! 
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all of humanity turning into zombies would have a positive effect on our efforts to combat climate change (as we would not need agriculture, heating, etc) so i fully support it
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