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eightysixed
Sep 23, 2004

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
I don't think so, but at least it's entertaining.

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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Dokapon Findom posted:

Is this real?

as real as you want it to be

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
what is real?

baby don't squirt me

don't squirt me

no more

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I'm going to be driving up to the ski hill and sleeping in the back of a car share Prius this weekend.

eightysixed
Sep 23, 2004

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

kntfkr posted:

what is real?

baby don't squirt me

don't squirt me

no more

:gizz:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Gonna get an Evo car share Prius, slap my skis on the roof, make a little nest in the back, and haul rear end to the ski hill on Saturday night while there is no traffic.

When I get there I'm gonna crush a bunch of beers and watch the snow cats do some grooming and get cozy in the back of the Prius.

Next morning I'm gonna ski all day then drive back. Car share charges like $125 CAD a day for the rental and pays for the fuel. Round trip is like 600 km.

Gherkin Jerkin
Jan 22, 2006

With great power, comes great crunchability...

numberoneposter posted:

Gonna get an Evo car share Prius, slap my skis on the roof, make a little nest in the back, and haul rear end to the ski hill on Saturday night while there is no traffic.

When I get there I'm gonna crush a bunch of beers and watch the snow cats do some grooming and get cozy in the back of the Prius.

Next morning I'm gonna ski all day then drive back. Car share charges like $125 CAD a day for the rental and pays for the fuel. Round trip is like 600 km.

Sorry, there's not nearly enough ski lingo in your post. Please resubmit with the appropriate phrases such as "shredding the 'gnar", "so steezy", or "riding fresh corduroy ".

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
Humans deserve more dignity than to live in cars.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Dokapon Findom posted:

Humans deserve more dignity than to live in cars.

Not the OP. They work at a cyber mattress company.

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
I feel I am due for a new mattress. Will probably shop around a bit though

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Dokapon Findom posted:

Is this real?

Everything is real if you want it to be

:argh: trashmammal

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

what is “real” anyway

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Dokapon Findom posted:

I feel I am due for a new mattress. Will probably shop around a bit though
Have you considered a 2024 Toyota Prius?

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
i got one of the mattresses and haven't been able to get the gently caress metrics to work properly. nothing shows up

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


R.L. Stine posted:

i got one of the mattresses and haven't been able to get the gently caress metrics to work properly. nothing shows up

skill issue

rpop
Dec 17, 2003

noveo@ace

OP how is the mattress coming along? I remember you guys were aiming for a Q2 2024 launch and that time is fast approaching

eightysixed
Sep 23, 2004

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
Lol, I forgot about that part.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

I read that DeRucci are doing a biometric mattress. Bet this guy doesn't have to sleep in his car

Vile_Nihlist666
Jan 15, 2009

I'm a special kind of asshole!
speaking literally, I had junk in my trunk the other day:



I got rid of most of that, but somehow ended up with almost the same amount back in there.

Also that trash can is half full of the lovely cables and old tools I tossed. I'm a pack rat man.

Vile_Nihlist666 fucked around with this message at 14:45 on Mar 24, 2024

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Vile_Nihlist666 posted:

speaking literally, I had junk in my trunk the other day:



I got rid of most of that, but somehow ended up with almost the same amount back in there.

Also that trash can is half full of the lovely cables and old tools I tossed. I'm a pack rat man.

How's the catalytic converter theft business going

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Chrpno posted:

I read that DeRucci are doing a biometric mattress. Bet this guy doesn't have to sleep in his car



I wouldn't trust anything made by this guy not to be a concealed torture device

Gherkin Jerkin
Jan 22, 2006

With great power, comes great crunchability...

steinrokkan posted:

I wouldn't trust anything made by this guy not to be a concealed torture device

You mean that's what a biometric mattress is? Great, now I gotta cancel my reservation!

Caedus
Sep 11, 2007

It's good to have a sense of scale.



op is this your product? i just saw a youtuber shilling this and thought of you.

https://www.eightsleep.com/

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

Caedus posted:

op is this your product? i just saw a youtuber shilling this and thought of you.

https://www.eightsleep.com/

drat, those must be some good beds if you you wake up every day with a smile like this!



And I'm sure they weren't just given the beds for free for marketing purposes.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Wifi Toilet posted:

And I'm sure they weren't just given the beds for free for marketing purposes.

What do you think Formula 1 is

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
of course Three Olives owns a loving iMattress

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Wifi Toilet posted:

drat, those must be some good beds if you you wake up every day with a smile like this!



And I'm sure they weren't just given the beds for free for marketing purposes.

You would think they would at least get their own beds and not have to share

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

a dmc delorean posted:

of course Three Olives owns a loving iMattress

jealous much?

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

500excf type r posted:

You would think they would at least get their own beds and not have to share

It's the sharing that gets you that smile!

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

where the butts are?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

500excf type r posted:

You would think they would at least get their own beds and not have to share

formula drivers are tiny people, like jockeys

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a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream

TrashMammal posted:

jealous much?

...yes :(

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