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Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

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XYZAB
Jun 29, 2003

HNNNNNGG!!
Pissing while wearing a sock ala the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Giving your organs to goons

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Toxic Mental posted:

Giving your organs to goons

:cheers:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Complaining

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

gooning

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
my ocd rituals

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN
Getting really pissed off at me for not smoking weed after they legalized it, apparently.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Pneub posted:

Getting really pissed off at me for not smoking weed after they legalized it, apparently.

:mad:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




codpieces

once you buy your first, it's all over

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


that bourbon chicken the chinese place gives out free samples of. You know the one. that stuff is laced with crack.

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Aishlinn posted:

that bourbon chicken the chinese place gives out free samples of. You know the one. that stuff is laced with crack.

In my local mall that place is called Cajun Cafe, but they serve fried rice and lomein and that bourbon chicken. What's the deal with that?

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


great big cardboard tube posted:

In my local mall that place is called Cajun Cafe, but they serve fried rice and lomein and that bourbon chicken. What's the deal with that?

I'm telling you. There's smack or something in there, there's no reason it should be that tasty.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

I want it re-illegalized just to spite the weed-heads.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Pneub posted:

I want it re-illegalized just to spite the weed-heads.

It'll just spark a new wave of weed madness and we don't want to be in the middle of that.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Deez nutz

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Taking a big shidddd after eating a dinner l of wings n fries


Oh no the bubbles are returning....oh no..oh no....

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Taking a big shidddd after eating a dinner l of wings n fries


Oh no the bubbles are returning....oh no..oh no....

I don't like those bubbly oh no shits, if I had a way to guarantee those thick solid and tight super satisfying ones I could see getting addicted.

Maybe I should start fiber supplements.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

im hella addicted to weed tbh

Also :same:, every day

But if it's not right in front of me I'll go days or weeks without missing it. I think it's more habit forming than addictive.

Nicotine, however. gently caress that poo poo its so good for the first few months and then it does nothing but you can't drive by a gas station without turning in.

Never again.

Well maybe but just once or twice.

The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat
Ejaculating

The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat
Ejaculating 2: now with an rear end in a top hat

The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat
Ejaculating 3: the final chapter: turns out you can do it anywhere. Watch out, greyhound bus

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



making GBS threads uncontrollably.

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
Love

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Notice how my right hand is steady.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

The Patriarchy

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

meme stocks corn and huge pig balls

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