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Scientifically a raven has 17 primary wing feathers. They are called pinion feathers. A crow has 16 The difference between a raven and a crow is only a matter of a pinion.
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Jaguars! posted:You could clean up this one I love jokes like this and the whale song one that really have to be hammed up for effect.
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How did the Tree get on to the internet? It just Logged on!
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How do you cook an alligator? In a croc pot.
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OP’s dad is an artist.
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Border collies have to be the chaotic good of dog breeds.
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In America, sometimes events turn out to be Nothingbugers. In Germany, they're called... Naught-wursts.
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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote. I thought to myself, “This changes everything.”
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What do you call a deer with no eyes no eye deer What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs still no eye deer What do you call a deer with no eyes legs or penis still no loving eye deer
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What did the boy cactus say to the girl cactus? We make a prickly pair. Mmmm Prickly Pears! What do you call a rude cactus? A prick. Unlike cacti, coworkers need a shower more than once a week.
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The dirtiness in this one exists only in your head.
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What do Bears call Mountain Bikers? Meals on Wheels Arrrhahah
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Platystemon posted:The dirtiness in this one exists only in your head. This one I'm lacking context to understand for, I think?
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Duzzy Funlop posted:This one I'm lacking context to understand for, I think? He called it "poo poo on a shingle," it's an old Army slang term for creamed meat on toast.
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stinkypete posted:What do Bears call Mountain Bikers? Meals on Wheels Arrrhahah It would be more accurate to say that that’s what mountain lions think of mountain bikers. A group of five (!) mountain bikers was attacked by two cougars a couple weeks ago in Washington. I was going to say that the detail about two cats is super weird, they don’t behave like that unless it’s a mother and kits, but the Washington Department of Fish & Wildlife has since reported that one of them was six months old.
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What did all the Toilets say after a hot day? You look flushed
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You know what the best present to gift is? A broken drum. No one can beat that.
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Can’t is just oval office’s French apostrophe loving second cousin.
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What do you call a bolt action water gun? a Moisten-Nagant
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