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Going forward in this siege, only paladins are now allowed to operate the doom machines. Any man with an eyepatch caught less than 100 yards from the nearest siege pit will be used as ammunition in the next volley.
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you cant sneak attack w siege weapons smdh |
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Oct 8, 2023 11:10
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"Roll call! Mad Hamish?" "Aye" "Barry the Guttersnipe?" "The night watch caught up with him. He's banged up in gaol and likely being whiped with the cat o'nine tails." "Ouch" the speaker exclaimed. "Don't tell me your taking minutes, skullduggery seldom benefits from being documented." "Fine I'll do a head count." He counted up the room on his fingers but so many were missing from his much mutilated hands that he soon gave up. "Ah this'll have to do" And they went on to the main item of business. |
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Oct 8, 2023 14:08
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Nosfereefer posted:you cant sneak attack w siege weapons smdh they call these new models sniege weapons for their tactical stealth capabilities. not only are these babies invisible, the boulders they hurl are invisible and they come with complementary invisible ladders, courtesy of one of our stock wizards military general: i cant see it sniege weapon salesman: thats cuz its invisible 
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Oct 8, 2023 15:15
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the less known tale by Hans Christian Andersen: The Emperor's New Catapult
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Oct 8, 2023 16:08
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We captured the Sega engines, but the bastards destroyed all their games! |
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Oct 8, 2023 17:23
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Nosfereefer posted:you cant sneak attack w siege weapons smdh Sure you can, you just gotta get creative! |
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Oct 9, 2023 17:02
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General, surveying the damage of the clandestine raid: "Aww man, they had Normans? Why can't we get some of those guys! They're so OP! Give me a cadre of Norman rogues and I'd have this seige over in a fortnight!" |
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Oct 9, 2023 17:09
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henry the norman rogue, aethelsten the saxon wizard, oluf the norse barbarian, and giovanni the lombard cleric meets in the local tavern to plan their next adventure |
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Oct 14, 2023 16:38
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I roll to attack the catapult. Do allen wrenches count as finesse weapons?
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Oct 15, 2023 14:52
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Norman the Rogue used Steal on Catapult... Stole a potion! |
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Oct 15, 2023 15:40
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are they sure it is sabotage... what if it could be a mirage? |
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Oct 15, 2023 17:46
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I backstabbed the ballista but I don't think it noticed. |
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Oct 15, 2023 17:54
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Ya can't stand it We Normans planned it Imma set it straight, this castle gate You can't throw rocks while we're in here Cuz your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear So while you sit back and wonder why We're such a fuckin thorn in your side Le regard, sur ton visage... I'm telling all y'all it's sabotage! |
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Oct 15, 2023 18:08
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"What if I stab the catapult with my knife, like this?" (whispers) "Dude, you're embarrassing yourself again." |
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Oct 16, 2023 22:54
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For real tho what are the odds of finding that many rogues all named Norman? |
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Oct 16, 2023 22:56
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your normans have been sabotaged by rogue catapults |
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Oct 17, 2023 06:36
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google THIS posted:For real tho what are the odds of finding that many rogues all named Norman? if i calculate the sd i can look it up on the standard norman distribution table |
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Hiding the siege engine inside a giant horse to bring inside They won’t be expecting the attack to come from within 
Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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Oct 21, 2023 12:51
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Chill la Chill posted:Hiding the siege engine inside a giant horse to bring inside frank herbertshly: horses within horses... |
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Oct 21, 2023 13:28
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Chill la Chill posted:Hiding the siege engine inside a giant horse to bring inside They won't open the gates to accept the horse, so we need to load the catapult into the horse, then launch the horse from a much larger catapult. Now we just need a way to conceal that. |
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I poured essence of nightshade on the catapult, but it won't die. |
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