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Op af brøndens klare vand Trækker jeg min tissemand Den er slimet den er slasket Den har alle piger vasket Den har Grethe suttet på Og nu er den blevet blå 
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Miss Suzy had a tugboat The tugboat had a bell Miss Suzy went to heaven, The tugboat went to- Hello operator Give me number nine And if you disconnect me I’ll chop off your- Behind the ‘fridgerator The was a piece of glass Miss Suzy sat upon it And broke her little- Ask me no more questions I’ll tell you no more lies Miss Suzy saw the young men Zipping up their Flies are in the meadow Bees are in the park Miss Suzy’s with her boyfriend Kissing in the D-A-R-K D-A-R-K D-A-R-K Dark dark- Dark there is a movie The movie’s like a show The show is like a picture And that is all I- Know I know my ma I know I know my pa I know I know my sister with the 40-acre bra
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Oct 13, 2023 17:24
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Every moment of my childhood was filled with nothing but the screams of my parents fighting
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Oct 13, 2023 17:28
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Sucrose posted:Miss Suzy had a tugboat My version of this is eerily similar, enough that I heard this whole thing as I read it. I never went to camp, but I had a friend who did, and that's where all of this poo poo came from. Seeing yours reminded me of this one: "Oh Mrs Bliss Went out to pi- -ck some flowers. And in the grass She wet her a- -nkles to her knees And in the coop She had a poo- -r old chicken die And in the cart She let a far- -mer pass her by. (this next part is much faster, like some energetic swing song) And there was granny Swinging the outhouse door Without her nightie Waitin' for the garbageman Who was a playboy (?) (I think there's a line here I've forgotten) ... Chewing creamy caramel from Kraaaaaaaaaft." Kid camp songs are dumb and weird. And probably have weird oppressed christian undertones or something. There's a lot of that" oh, I almost said a bad word, but I didn't!"stuff going on.
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Oct 13, 2023 17:56
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Daddy long legs have the world's deadliest venom but their mouth parts are too small to getcha with it!!! drat, I didn't know that about cellar spiders! No? Not those? You mean craneflies then? No?! Oh, You mean harvestmen! NO THAT'S DUMB AND THEY'RE ALL WRONG
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Oct 13, 2023 18:06
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Sucrose posted:Miss Suzy had a tugboat This, except: - tugboat = steamboat - little = big fat - men = boys - Suzy's with = Suzy and - there is = is like Also, "40-acre bra" was "40-acre 40-acre bra bra bra" like the d-a-r-k line. And it was "PLEASE give me number nine", because we were polite. 
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Oct 13, 2023 18:58
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YeahTubaMike posted:This, except: I think it’s interesting that I heard this around age 10 circa 1999, but the phone operator reference means the song was many many decades older. And the repetition of the bra part makes sense, the kids I heard it from either forgot that part, or I did.
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Oct 13, 2023 19:50
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Sucrose posted:I think it’s interesting that I heard this around age 10 circa 1999, but the phone operator reference means the song was many many decades older. I heard it growing up in the eighties, although we stopped it after the line about kissing in the dark
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Oct 14, 2023 18:58
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Shauny Porny pudding and pie Kissed the girls and made them cry When the boys came out to play he kissed them too cos he was gay I distinctly remember a kid called Shaun at my primary school having this sung at him
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Oct 14, 2023 21:13
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all sodas with yellow 5 shrink your penis
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Oct 14, 2023 21:32
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I was walkin down the halls, scratchin my balls My dick got caught in the elevator walls. My dick turned green, my teacher screamed, and that's the story of my ding-a-ling.
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Oct 14, 2023 21:34
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I have no idea if that kid was just a wizard prophet or if it was based on something, but it's stuck with me forever. He showed me his balls too, nasty.
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Oct 14, 2023 21:37
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Can absolutely still do Ms Suzie tho. Or down down baby, down by the Rollercoaster
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Oct 14, 2023 21:40
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McDonald's McDonald's Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut Was this something all the kids sang? I was just thinking about this the other day
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Oct 15, 2023 01:43
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Chewbecca posted:Shauny Porny pudding and pie This would be more funny if Shaun had run around trying to kiss the boys every time the song was sung at him.
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Oct 15, 2023 01:54
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Treecko posted:Can absolutely still do Ms Suzie tho. Is this the same one from 'Big'? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9z2hJwJuqg
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Oct 15, 2023 03:37
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this should be the op
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Oct 15, 2023 03:39
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Lol nice
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Oct 15, 2023 04:09
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Whistle while you work Hitler was a jerk Mussolini bit my weenie Now it doesn't work. Wondering how that came around in my grade school in the 80s since I can guarantee none of us knew who Mussolini was at the time. He's Popeye the sailor man He lives in a garbage can He turned on the heater And burned off his peter He's Popeye the sailor man! Old Mac Donald Sittin' on a bench Beatin' his meat with a monkey wrench Monkey wrench missed Hit 'im in the balls Made him take a poo poo in his overalls
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Oct 17, 2023 03:54
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no, I got this one instead: motherfuckin titty suckin two ball bitch your mothers in the kitchen cookin' red hot poo poo your brothers in jail your fathers in hell your sisters round the corner sayin "pussy for sale!"
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Oct 17, 2023 03:57
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Sucrose posted:I think it’s interesting that I heard this around age 10 circa 1999, but the phone operator reference means the song was many many decades older. I mean, I heard it at the same time at the same age, but it didn't occur to me how old the phone operator reference was. I just thought it was someone dialing 0 and asking for "number nine" like some weirdo. 
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Oct 17, 2023 03:59
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Joy to the world The school burnt down The principal is dead The teachers are all gone We flushed them down the john And round and round they go And round and round they go
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Oct 17, 2023 04:04
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Are there any more lyrics to the second verse of the “Batman Smells” Jingle Bells? It always went like this at my school: Batman’s in the kitchen, Robin’s in the hall, Joker’s in the bathroom pissing on the wall… And that’s where it abruptly ends, but I feel like we never got the full lyrics. Googling seems to showcase multiple versions of the song 
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Oct 17, 2023 04:10
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Lol
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Oct 17, 2023 04:12
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Dixville posted:McDonald's McDonald's It goes Pizza hut, Pizza hut Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut McDonald’s McDonald’s Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
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Oct 17, 2023 04:20
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You Are A Werewolf posted:Are there any more lyrics to the second verse of the “Batman Smells” Jingle Bells? It always went like this at my school: The Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got away, hey!
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Oct 17, 2023 04:26
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Treecko posted:The Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got away, hey! That’s the end of the first verse. The full song I know went like this: Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, The Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got away, hey! Batman’s I’m the kitchen, Robin’s in the hall, Joker’s in the bathroom pissing on the wall… …and that’s all I know  I feel like there should be more to it, y’know?
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Oct 17, 2023 04:36
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You Are A Werewolf posted:That’s the end of the first verse. The full song I know went like this: I think that's about all there was to it Make up the rest of the lyrics as you go
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Oct 17, 2023 05:00
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all you guys were the kids the Stand By Me kids were too cool to hang out with
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Oct 17, 2023 05:47
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Sorry I only know "milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner fudge is made"
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Oct 17, 2023 06:01
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Junk posted:prince ali had to go pee under a palm tree Second line was "got his nuts stuck up his butt permanently" which seems to rhyme better
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Oct 17, 2023 06:25
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There's a place in France Where the naked ladies dance And a hole in the wall where the men can see it all But the king doesn't care 'cause he....something something underwear?
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Oct 17, 2023 06:27
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Sucrose posted:I think it’s interesting that I heard this around age 10 circa 1999, but the phone operator reference means the song was many many decades older. We didn't repeat the bra part iirc; maybe you didn't either. Otherwise our version growing up in the 90s was largely the same as YeahTubaMike's, except we said "the boys are in the bathroom/zipping up their..." and the line before "know I know my ma" was "that's all I need to..." We also had another verse between "dark dark dark" and the movie verse: Darker than the ocean Darker than the sea Darker than the underwear My grandma puts on me Also I just went down a rabbit hole in trying to remember a different rhyme we'd usually do at the same time, and apparently I always grossly misinterpreted it. It goes: Down, down baby, down by the rollercoaster Sweet, sweet baby, I'll never let you go Shimmy shimmy cocoa puff, shimmy shimmy pow Shimmy shimmy cocoa puff, shimmy shimmy wow I like coffee, I like tea I like a white boy and he likes me So dump that black boy, he don't shine Get another white boy and kick his behind It's obviously unnecessarily racialized if not outright racist, but I remember that if I stopped to think about it, I was always a little confused why I was bringing this third boy into the picture just for me to kick his (i.e., the third boy's) behind. The more common interpretation seems to be that the third boy is kicking the second boy's behind. Still unnecessarily racialized if not racist, still don't know why you'd need the third boy.
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Oct 17, 2023 07:30
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You Are A Werewolf posted:That’s the end of the first verse. The full song I know went like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Veju4PxhuGc
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Oct 17, 2023 07:32
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Sucrose posted:Miss Suzy had a tugboat Ours started with Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater. Peter, Peter pumpkin eater, Had a wife but couldn't keep her; He put her in a pumpkin shell And sent her down to hello, operator, give me number nine 'fridgerator = Iron Curtain broke her little = went right up her Never heard this D-A-R-K business you guys are talking about
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Oct 17, 2023 07:40
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Emily Spinach posted:We didn't repeat the bra part iirc; maybe you didn't either. Otherwise our version growing up in the 90s was largely the same as YeahTubaMike's, except we said "the boys are in the bathroom/zipping up their..." and the line before "know I know my ma" was "that's all I need to..." We also had another verse between "dark dark dark" and the movie verse: It's this but you have to shimmy shimmy raw. While doing the patty cake hand movements. Darker than the ocean, darker than the sea Darker than the underwear my momma puts on me. It's obviously super racist but it was a fun game Treecko fucked around with this message at 08:29 on Oct 17, 2023 |
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Oct 17, 2023 08:24
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Moai Ou posted:Whistle while you work Matt Groening's "Life in Hell" book(s) had these,.At one point, Binky or Bongo was reciting a bunch of these, and I specifically remember the one you wrote being in there. Another one is, to the tune of Allouette: Suffocation Takes coordination Suffocation A game we all can play First you take a plastic bag Then you put it on your head Go to bed Wake up dead Oh-oh-oh-oh...
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Oct 17, 2023 08:33
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Jingle Bells, Batman smells: one man's survey of 64,000 people. https://youtu.be/V5u9JSnAAU4
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Oct 18, 2023 21:18
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I didn't get the "Robin laid an egg" pun until I was in my mid-30s 
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YeahTubaMike posted:I didn't get the "Robin laid an egg" pun until I was in my mid-30s oh OH gently caress
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