your operating system is a piece of shit

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echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

YOSPOS BATXH!!!!!!

# ? Oct 15, 2023 05:48

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# ? May 8, 2024 14:06

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Beeftweeter posted:

https://i.imgur.com/kd5xT5f.mp4

# ? Oct 15, 2023 08:57

TOOT BOOT: May 25, 2010

NO!

# ? Oct 15, 2023 09:11

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

the truth was right there in front of us the whole time

# ? Oct 16, 2023 12:36

Colonel Taint: Mar 14, 2004

Hark, I shall sing a tale of woe,
Of operating systems, high and low.
Though they may seem like magic's art,
They're filled with flaws and bugs that smart.

From Windows to Linux, macOS too,
No OS is perfect, that's the truth.
They crash and freeze, they run too slow,
And make our lives a misery, we know.

Oh, Windows, with thy blue screen fair,
Thou art a source of endless despair.
Thy updates fail, thy drivers crash,
And leave us stranded in the lurch, alas!

Linux, with thy command line cold,
Thou art a mystery to behold.
Thy endless distros and thy cryptic code,
Leave many a user felt outmode.

macOS, with thy sleek design,
Thou art a temptress, fair and fine.
But underneath thy shiny sheen,
Lurk bugs and glitches, all unseen.

And now, my friends, I shall proceed,
To sing of mobile OSes indeed.
Though they may seem so sleek and smart,
They too are flawed, and play their part.

Android, with thy endless apps,
Thou art a source of endless traps.
Thy notifications doth never cease,
And drain our batteries, without release.

iOS, with thy walled garden fair,
Thou art a tyrant, beyond compare.
Thy prices high, thy updates slow,
And leave us wanting, this we know.

- Thanks google bard

# ? Oct 16, 2023 13:38

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

Colonel Taint posted:

Hark, I shall sing a tale of woe,
Of operating systems, high and low.
Though they may seem like magic's art,
They're filled with flaws and bugs that smart.

From Windows to Linux, macOS too,
No OS is perfect, that's the truth.
They crash and freeze, they run too slow,
And make our lives a misery, we know.

Oh, Windows, with thy blue screen fair,
Thou art a source of endless despair.
Thy updates fail, thy drivers crash,
And leave us stranded in the lurch, alas!

Linux, with thy command line cold,
Thou art a mystery to behold.
Thy endless distros and thy cryptic code,
Leave many a user felt outmode.

macOS, with thy sleek design,
Thou art a temptress, fair and fine.
But underneath thy shiny sheen,
Lurk bugs and glitches, all unseen.

And now, my friends, I shall proceed,
To sing of mobile OSes indeed.
Though they may seem so sleek and smart,
They too are flawed, and play their part.

Android, with thy endless apps,
Thou art a source of endless traps.
Thy notifications doth never cease,
And drain our batteries, without release.

iOS, with thy walled garden fair,
Thou art a tyrant, beyond compare.
Thy prices high, thy updates slow,
And leave us wanting, this we know.

- Thanks google bard

this sucks

# ? Oct 16, 2023 17:06

post hole digger: Mar 21, 2011

Colonel Taint posted:

Hark, I shall sing a tale of woe,
Of operating systems, high and low.
Though they may seem like magic's art,
They're filled with flaws and bugs that smart.

From Windows to Linux, macOS too,
No OS is perfect, that's the truth.
They crash and freeze, they run too slow,
And make our lives a misery, we know.

Oh, Windows, with thy blue screen fair,
Thou art a source of endless despair.
Thy updates fail, thy drivers crash,
And leave us stranded in the lurch, alas!

Linux, with thy command line cold,
Thou art a mystery to behold.
Thy endless distros and thy cryptic code,
Leave many a user felt outmode.

macOS, with thy sleek design,
Thou art a temptress, fair and fine.
But underneath thy shiny sheen,
Lurk bugs and glitches, all unseen.

And now, my friends, I shall proceed,
To sing of mobile OSes indeed.
Though they may seem so sleek and smart,
They too are flawed, and play their part.

Android, with thy endless apps,
Thou art a source of endless traps.
Thy notifications doth never cease,
And drain our batteries, without release.

iOS, with thy walled garden fair,
Thou art a tyrant, beyond compare.
Thy prices high, thy updates slow,
And leave us wanting, this we know.

- Thanks google bard

# ? Oct 16, 2023 17:07

mediaphage: Mar 22, 2007; Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Colonel Taint posted:

Hark, I shall sing a tale of woe,
Of operating systems, high and low.
Though they may seem like magic's art,
They're filled with flaws and bugs that smart.

From Windows to Linux, macOS too,
No OS is perfect, that's the truth.
They crash and freeze, they run too slow,
And make our lives a misery, we know.

Oh, Windows, with thy blue screen fair,
Thou art a source of endless despair.
Thy updates fail, thy drivers crash,
And leave us stranded in the lurch, alas!

Linux, with thy command line cold,
Thou art a mystery to behold.
Thy endless distros and thy cryptic code,
Leave many a user felt outmode.

macOS, with thy sleek design,
Thou art a temptress, fair and fine.
But underneath thy shiny sheen,
Lurk bugs and glitches, all unseen.

And now, my friends, I shall proceed,
To sing of mobile OSes indeed.
Though they may seem so sleek and smart,
They too are flawed, and play their part.

Android, with thy endless apps,
Thou art a source of endless traps.
Thy notifications doth never cease,
And drain our batteries, without release.

iOS, with thy walled garden fair,
Thou art a tyrant, beyond compare.
Thy prices high, thy updates slow,
And leave us wanting, this we know.

- Thanks google bard

we already have an ai thread
so go post there you big dumb head

# ? Oct 16, 2023 17:13

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

my thread, ruined, by that piece of poo poo post :cry:

# ? Oct 16, 2023 19:02

mediaphage: Mar 22, 2007; Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

echinopsis posted:

my thread, ruined, by that piece of poo poo post

look how they massacred my boy

# ? Oct 16, 2023 19:10

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

that's right

# ? Oct 16, 2023 19:15

post hole digger: Mar 21, 2011

mediaphage posted:

look how they massacred my boy

im... im starting to think my operating system is just fine!!! :cry:

# ? Oct 16, 2023 19:18

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

post hole digger posted:

im... im starting to think my operating system is just fine!!!

profoundly hosed up

# ? Oct 16, 2023 19:38

DJ Commie: Feb 29, 2004; Stupid drivers always breaking car, Gronk fix car...

echinopsis posted:

my thread, ruined, by that piece of poo poo post

turn on your monitor

# ? Oct 16, 2023 19:42

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

post hole digger posted:

im... im starting to think my operating system is just fine!!!

mate can I have some of what you�re on???

# ? Oct 16, 2023 19:54

Best Bi Geek Squid: Mar 25, 2016

yours is. mine is not

# ? Oct 17, 2023 00:40

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

there once was a man who ran windows
he was used to all kinds of shitshows
but when microsoft saw fit to try
crowbar in dumb ai
he found himself browsing some distros

# ? Oct 17, 2023 01:07