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Khanstant

and to stay late to be a bone-chilling dessert oOOoooOOuhahahahahah

# ? Oct 18, 2023 00:46

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# ? May 13, 2024 16:16

Khanstant

Pay no mind to my stacks of "How to Serve Man For Dinner Like Cooking a Person." Those left over from a GHoOoOULISH vanity publishing scam

# ? Oct 18, 2023 01:12

w4ddl3d33: BIKE HARDER, YOUNG BLOOD

you ran a bath for me? a hot bath with herbs and various vegetables floating in it, and a big ladle resting in the tub? don't mind if i do!

# ? Oct 18, 2023 01:15

Khanstant

Please, enjoy your complimentary mouth apple. I assure you, it will keep the doctors away hehehe

# ? Oct 18, 2023 01:48

google THIS

Muahaha, you look particularly delicious tonight, non-figuratively speaking

# ? Oct 18, 2023 23:04

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Knife to eat you!

# ? Oct 19, 2023 00:03

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I'm more of a breakfast guy

# ? Oct 19, 2023 00:10

w4ddl3d33: BIKE HARDER, YOUNG BLOOD

what's that? you want me to stick my head into the oven to check if it's hot enough? well, of course, so long as you don't come up behind me and push me in! ha ha

# ? Oct 19, 2023 00:17

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Knife to eat you!

Join the BYOB Army

^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Oct 19, 2023 02:53

Khanstant

"Tis the reason for the season" I say, sprinkling salt onto your scalp

# ? Oct 19, 2023 17:44

w4ddl3d33: BIKE HARDER, YOUNG BLOOD

i'll have the Knuckle Sandwich please

# ? Oct 22, 2023 00:33

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

nice sauna you've got here, but i think maybe the heat's set up a bit too high? it's positively broiling in here!

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Oct 22, 2023 00:35

baka of lathspell

w4ddl3d33 posted:

i'll have the Knuckle Sandwich please

^{join dork order}
_{sig by ??? (<3 u)}

# ? Oct 22, 2023 18:05

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

w4ddl3d33 posted:

i'll have the Knuckle Sandwich please

# ? Oct 22, 2023 19:45

Khanstant

its broiling outside today so i got everyone water balloons and squirt guns filled w chicken stock. have fun :-)~

# ? Oct 23, 2023 02:08

RavenousScoot

*coughs up a gesticulating hand*

sorry, I was just throwing up some gang signs

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 15:03

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

RavenousScoot posted:

*coughs up a gesticulating hand*

sorry, I was just throwing up some gang signs

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Oct 23, 2023 15:40

google THIS

Look, I told you how hungry I was and gave you ample time to make any objections

Well, that's your own fault Horace, I spoke very distinctly

# ? Oct 23, 2023 17:00

Khanstant

in this home we
EAT
PREY
LOVE

# ? Oct 23, 2023 21:16

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

Khanstant posted:

in this home we
EAT
PREY
LOVE

gently caress

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Oct 23, 2023 21:22

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

RavenousScoot posted:

*coughs up a gesticulating hand*

sorry, I was just throwing up some gang signs

# ? Oct 23, 2023 22:21

baka of lathspell

well not like i get out much these days

^{join dork order}
_{sig by ??? (<3 u)}

# ? Oct 24, 2023 23:35

Khanstant

waiter, there's no hair in my soup!!

# ? Oct 26, 2023 23:06

RavenousScoot

Khanstant posted:

waiter, there's no hair in my soup!!

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 23:08

102723_3

no makerbot 9000 no thanks

# ? Oct 27, 2023 20:15

nesamdoom: nesaM killed Masen

I spent all day at the beach swimming. I feel so salty now. So, what's for dinner?

# ? Oct 29, 2023 15:59

Khanstant

Oh my after a hard day of marinating why do you recline on our lay-z-boy baking sheet recliner, even got a little heat lamp if you're cold

# ? Oct 29, 2023 16:47

RavenousScoot

after the egg fight outside, we can make indoor "snow" angels in breadcrumbs

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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# ? Oct 29, 2023 17:10

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

You want to "get me on your big green egg"? That's one of those vibrator things, right? Didn't know it was that kind of party, but I'm down.

# ? Oct 29, 2023 19:02

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

RavenousScoot posted:

after the egg fight outside, we can make indoor "snow" angels in breadcrumbs

# ? Oct 29, 2023 19:20

Snuff Melange: ______________

...some men,
you just can't reach.
______________

Khanstant posted:

and to stay late to be a bone-chilling dessert oOOoooOOuhahahahahah

# ? Oct 31, 2023 01:27

Khanstant

Buhahaha it is finally the day of the BIG FEAST...

Our first course

*Reveals silver dome thing lid for food*

Yo mama

# ? Oct 31, 2023 09:35

baka of lathspell

Khanstant posted:

Buhahaha it is finally the day of the BIG FEAST...

Our first course

*Reveals silver dome thing lid for food*

Yo mama

^{join dork order}
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 12:12

RavenousScoot

shake my head and snap out of thinking my friend is in front of me talking about succulent dark meat.. realize I'm just watching a boston market commercial showing a rotisserie chicken and hearing the voiceover

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 16:01

more falafel please: forums poster

wow i've heard of eating rear end but i didn't know everyone was so into it!

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Oct 31, 2023 17:37

RavenousScoot

it'll be finger licking good

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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# ? Nov 2, 2023 01:27

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

RavenousScoot posted:

it'll be finger licking good

# ? Nov 2, 2023 03:08

nesamdoom: nesaM killed Masen

So, just reach into the food processor and hold the veggies down?

# ? Nov 2, 2023 08:33

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# ? May 13, 2024 16:16

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

"So who's this chick Chardonnay you wanted to pair me with? Cute name by the way, what is she, a stripper?"

# ? Nov 3, 2023 05:57

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