we regret to inform you, YOU HAVE WON A NEW CAR!!!

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Khanstant

despite the exhaust that smells like rancid french fry oil, the car does not use biofuel

# ? Oct 26, 2023 23:49

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 02:43

Prof. Crocodile

hey before we bring out your new car, do you remember the tom green show?

# ? Oct 27, 2023 02:31

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

You have won a new car, Luigi.
I also have won a new car!
That means we have two a new cars!

# ? Oct 27, 2023 02:45

FutonForensic

this car loving stinks. it REEKS.

# ? Oct 27, 2023 15:03

Escape From Noise

FutonForensic posted:

this car loving stinks. it REEKS.

Yeah. It's scented.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Oct 27, 2023 15:32

Escape From Noise

It's a real Musk car.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Oct 27, 2023 15:32

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Escape From Noise posted:

It's a real Musk car.

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# ? Oct 27, 2023 15:33

102723_3

has no money for registration or insurance

# ? Oct 27, 2023 20:12

Finger Prince

102723_3 posted:

has no money for registration or insurance

Sell the car, now you have money to register and insure it... Oh no!! The irony!!

# ? Oct 27, 2023 21:38

Khanstant

If you want to sell the car, you're still responsible for cleaning the weird stains under car

# ? Oct 28, 2023 00:34

vanisher

Khanstant posted:

If you want to sell the car, you're still responsible for cleaning the weird stains under car

it�s not a fluid from the car itself

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Oct 28, 2023 01:27

Finger Prince

Congratulations! You have won a family of pet mice! They live in the car. Somewhere.

# ? Oct 28, 2023 08:57

baka of lathspell

if you think about it the automobile itself is a pretty new phenomenon, almost "brand new" relative to humanity, and even further back, the epochs of the earth- anyway enjoy this NEW car

^{join dork order}
_{sig by ??? (<3 u)}

# ? Oct 28, 2023 11:17

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

The car is parked in the old drive in theater, where you will spend the rest of your life. The good news is, free popcorn and double features every night.

# ? Oct 28, 2023 15:30

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

102723_3 posted:

has no money for registration or insurance

Don't doxx me

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Oct 29, 2023 20:11

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

oh, and by the way WOOPWOOP CONGRATULATIONS 🎉 about the death of your mother

# ? Oct 29, 2023 21:14

Prof. Crocodile

> as you take the keys of the cursed lamborghini, a pair of oakley sunglasses materializes around your head and you are gripped by an irresistable desire to refer to your car as a 'lambo'.

# ? Oct 29, 2023 22:25

Finger Prince

Prof. Crocodile posted:

> as you take the keys of the cursed lamborghini, a pair of oakley sunglasses materializes around your head and you are gripped by an irresistable desire to refer to your car as a 'lambo'.

It doesn't matter where you parked it, it's parked outside the nearest nightclub. You could park it in a locked garage with a wheel lock and never let the keys out of your sight. It won't be where you left it. Check outside the club, that's where it'll be.

# ? Oct 29, 2023 22:35

Jaguars!

We are here today to pay our respects to Mitsubishi Magnus, born to client specification 40FF-567-2 and work order 1997-3B-440-A57. Overcoming the born disadvantage of a four cylinder engine with a tendency to burn valves, he became a workhorse in the spheres of commuting, camping, and trips to the shops. He was rewarded later in life with a cambelt replacement at 300k and brown leatherette seat covers. He now passes on to a better life.

...with you! :toot: