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Outer space in general like cause they give you real bad farts and you're all stuck u side together and the air is getting recycled and poo poo so if someone ripped a really bad fart everyone would have to just sit there snelli g it for the rest of the time they are o. The space mission or whatever we do you think that anything is banned? What do you think would be banned?
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they all drink their own recycled piss on the space station, not because they dont have any water but because astronauts love to drink piss
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Oct 24, 2023 02:34
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Imagine being the one saying you can't bring Mcdonalds big macs into space
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Oct 24, 2023 02:36
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"Phew, it's been a long, hot day astronauting in space, some one pour me a tall glass of my own recycled piss" - Big Tom the Astronaut
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Oct 24, 2023 02:39
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oddly enough both Moon Pies and Dippin' Dots (Ice Cream of the Future) are both banned because they anger the old ones
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Oct 24, 2023 02:45
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salmon in the oven is a loving warcrime
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Oct 24, 2023 02:50
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Read the sign: NO NERDS CANDY, NO PIXIE STICKS
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waking up for space breakfast and pouring a giant mixing bowl of corn pops and cracking open a gallon of Vitamin D milk
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Having diarrhea on the space station is bad because it turns into little spheres of diarrhea
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Oct 24, 2023 02:54
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regular bread because of the crumbs, that’s why they made astronaut bread in a tube
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Oct 24, 2023 02:54
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What hasn't more tube food caught on? Beside like hotdogs and I guess polenta sometimes?
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Nooner posted:What hasn't more tube food caught on? Beside like hotdogs and I guess polenta sometimes? suck the steaming hot liquid hotdog directly out of my own tubehole.
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Nooner posted:What hasn't more tube food caught on? Beside like hotdogs and I guess polenta sometimes? 
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Oct 24, 2023 03:03
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Ruffled potato chips are banned because they'll clog the instruments
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Oct 24, 2023 03:07
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mannerup posted:you made me look up tube food on Amazon "sicilian pizza"
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Oct 24, 2023 03:10
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RavenousScoot posted:"sicilian pizza" Just like Gramama Roboto used to make
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Oh man i should totally market some sort of "G4MER-F00D" in a futuristic tube that claims to be a full meal worth of nutrition or whatever. I could cross promote it with some Twitch streamer and offer a free LED ring light with the purchase of your first three month subscription.
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For real though Astronauts eat the poo poo out of spicey foods because being in zero g fucks with your ability to taste because you have a constant stuff nose. So they love tabasco et..
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Oct 24, 2023 03:22
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Ortolan, because you cannot hide from God in space.
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Oct 24, 2023 03:34
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Space nachos would be great because as many components you add they don't soak the next bottom layer. The chip cloud stays crispy, the lettuce shard cloud doesn't get all sludgy from absorbing heat.
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I don't know about foods but does anyone else think that some times the astronauts just go nuts and start sucking and loving each other in zero g but they never talk about the space orgies
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Hollismason posted:I don't know about foods but does anyone else think that some times the astronauts just go nuts and start sucking and loving each other in zero g but they never talk about the space orgies I mena loving lmao if u think the first thing whatever cosmonaut or whoever was first to space didn't just immediately whip out his hog and start cranking it
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i feel like garlic makes me fart like a motherfucker so maybe that because it also gives people garlic breath
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U get garlic breath from beating all the recycled air garlic farts it is a never ending cycle
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covidstomper58 posted:Space nachos would be great because as many components you add they don't soak the next bottom layer. The chip cloud stays crispy, the lettuce shard cloud doesn't get all sludgy from absorbing heat. Lettuce in nachos wtf?
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BigBadSteve posted:Lettuce in nachos wtf? Uh, yeah, it's called eating healthy??
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squeezing my Grilled Bell Peppers flavored vitamin paste into my mouth along with my Grilled Carne Asada protein paste as I think of earth fajitas and cry a little The tears float into a circuit panel and we blow up
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durian, for sure.
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Oct 24, 2023 08:49
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Can't shower or wash your clothes in the iss. They wear their clothes out. All stink is trapped in there. I've heard is smells worse than a submarine in there.
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Apples were banned after several astronauts died re-enacting that scene from Good Will Hunting.
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SweetMercifulCrap! posted:Uh, yeah, it's called eating healthy?? You don't eat nachos to eat healthy. What the gently caress?
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you can't eat beef in space cos you run the risk of contracting mad space cow disease
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BigBadSteve posted:Lettuce in nachos wtf? Hello, space nachos? Space is the future man!
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Space Laksa would fulfil every criteria, it's hard enough to eat on earth without making a mess
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