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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Funky See Funky Do posted:

How come Will Sasso never made it big but that dude from the sitcom where his wife was the scientology whistleblower became a household name? wtf is that guys name? He was in a bunch of Adam Sandler movies.

because Kevin James is best buds with a guy whos got quarter billion dollar movie deals and grossed over $2 billion at the box office

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Does anyone actually like clowns? Or is it this shared horror we subject ourselves to?

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

redshirt posted:

Does anyone actually like clowns? Or is it this shared horror we subject ourselves to?

juggalos?

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

could you cut a fart and then sniff up all the airborne scent yourself before anybody else got a whiff

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

kecske posted:

could you cut a fart and then sniff up all the airborne scent yourself before anybody else got a whiff

Pitch me a fart cutting device

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

kecske posted:

could you cut a fart and then sniff up all the airborne scent yourself before anybody else got a whiff

Goon who sniff up all they own fart, they a shameful goon.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Stoatbringer posted:

If humans come from monkies then why are there still monkies?

the monkies never stopped cumming

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Vampire Panties posted:

the monkies never stopped cumming

That’s why their songs were so catchy.

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

redshirt posted:

Pitch me a fart cutting device

With enough endoscopy tubing, gauze padding, and a nasal cannula anything is possible.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

You need a special pair of sealed trousers to capture all the farts and then cool them with liquid hydrogen until they condensed and eventually form a solid. Then you could cut it. Or drop it in someone’s drink as a hilarious prank.

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

in the 2040's someone invented what was initially a sort of gimmick called "Politeness Pants" that used nanotechnological vacuum technology to "disappear" a fart before it left the wearer's immediate vicinity

unfortunately in 2048 it was discovered that the fart particles didn't actually disappear but where stored within a special layer hidden in the pants, which becomes accessible when hacking the firmware. the particles are concentrated and stored for years, it was only a matter of time before they were weaponized. it was the beginning of the end.

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

what is god made of

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

for fucks sake posted:

what is god made of

God is completely outside the dichotomy of existence and non-existence and so he neither exists nor non-exists in any sense that we can comprehend. And since he doesn't really exist, he is not made of anything. Hope that answers your question.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Earwicker posted:

in the 2040's someone invented what was initially a sort of gimmick called "Politeness Pants" that used nanotechnological vacuum technology to "disappear" a fart before it left the wearer's immediate vicinity

unfortunately in 2048 it was discovered that the fart particles didn't actually disappear but where stored within a special layer hidden in the pants, which becomes accessible when hacking the firmware. the particles are concentrated and stored for years, it was only a matter of time before they were weaponized. it was the beginning of the end.

Terminator 2 sequel to Envy sounding hot

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

GABA ghoul posted:

God is completely outside the dichotomy of existence and non-existence and so he neither exists nor non-exists in any sense that we can comprehend. And since he doesn't really exist, he is not made of anything. Hope that answers your question.

many gods indisputably exist as concepts, which can be made of other concepts, and thats certainly a sense that we can comprehend. but then it becomes a question of which particular god you are talking about.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

Pitch me a fart cutting device

we're going to need a million megawatt magnetic containment field and controlled pulses of ionized anisotropic plasma, just for starters

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Earwicker posted:

many gods indisputably exist as concepts, which can be made of other concepts, and thats certainly a sense that we can comprehend. but then it becomes a question of which particular god you are talking about.

Nu uh, that's just the limited human conceptionalization of god. You are confusing an idea/model of something with the actual thing

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

st range matter

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

GABA ghoul posted:

Nu uh, that's just the limited human conceptionalization of god. You are confusing an idea/model of something with the actual thing

the idea of the thing is one of the few forms of its existence that we know is real

like we can't prove that a physical form of zeus ever existed but we know that the concept of zeus existed, and still exists to some extent, and we can therefore discuss the components of that concept e.g. "what (god) is made of". which, in the case of zeus, is electricity, jealousy, and rape.

Tankakern
Jul 25, 2007

huh

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Earwicker posted:

in the 2040's someone invented what was initially a sort of gimmick called "Politeness Pants" that used nanotechnological vacuum technology to "disappear" a fart before it left the wearer's immediate vicinity

unfortunately in 2048 it was discovered that the fart particles didn't actually disappear but where stored within a special layer hidden in the pants, which becomes accessible when hacking the firmware. the particles are concentrated and stored for years, it was only a matter of time before they were weaponized. it was the beginning of the end.

These already exist.

https://www.myshreddies.com

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

GABA ghoul posted:

God is completely outside the dichotomy of existence and non-existence and so he neither exists nor non-exists in any sense that we can comprehend. And since he doesn't really exist, he is not made of anything. Hope that answers your question.

ok but is it metal or flesh or like neutron star material or something exotic like that

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

for fucks sake posted:

ok but is it metal or flesh or like neutron star material or something exotic like that

norse gods are made of metal

the god of the desert i.e. the god of the abrahamic peoples is a god of flesh but in serious angry denial about it. dont bring it up

david bowie was about 4% neutron star material by volume

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

How did the cosmos suddenly manifest into empty space out of nothing, with no Creator.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

I wish Mythbusters was still around

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

BigBadSteve posted:

How did the cosmos suddenly manifest into empty space out of nothing, with no Creator.

The universe is the remainder of an incorrect division problem for 3rd grade fragkgrod. How embarrassing.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Earwicker posted:

the idea of the thing is one of the few forms of its existence that we know is real

like we can't prove that a physical form of zeus ever existed but we know that the concept of zeus existed, and still exists to some extent, and we can therefore discuss the components of that concept e.g. "what (god) is made of". which, in the case of zeus, is electricity, jealousy, and rape.

I don't agree

for fucks sake posted:

ok but is it metal or flesh or like neutron star material or something exotic like that

Yes

BigBadSteve posted:

How did the cosmos suddenly manifest into empty space out of nothing, with no Creator.

The thing that our cosmos exists in is outside the dichotomy of existence and non-existence, so it didn't really manifest or "came into existence". It doesn't really have a concept of non-existing from which it can change to existing. It's pretty obvious if you think about it.

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
When somebody says "They can just write it off" who are they talking about and what are they writing?

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010724_2
Jan 7, 2024
capacity handoff protocol, go!

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