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Blurry Gray Thing posted:OP, Big Pharma might try to tell you that kidneys don't grow back so you can only sell one, but I trust my body and my immune system. It's just a matter of willpower. Actually, livers can regenerate, even if up to 90% has been destroyed. So you could just part yours out. Like, just sell cubes of it off to millionaires who have destroyed their own.
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Nov 6, 2023 05:26
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Bored posted:Actually, livers can regenerate, even if up to 90% has been destroyed. So you could just part yours out. Like, just sell cubes of it off to millionaires who have destroyed their own. Peter Thiel's Liver Slave
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Nov 6, 2023 05:27
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theres probably a weird looking old guy near you named something like Don Darby who owns all the chevy dealerships, kidnap him and hold him for ransom
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Nov 6, 2023 06:28
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i could learn to code inspect
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Nov 6, 2023 07:58
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Waiting for Pet Rocks to take off again. I've got so many cute rocks!
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Nov 6, 2023 12:10
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wesleywillis posted:Are there any glory holes near you? How about an app that lets you post when you find a glory hole, and also allows you to find local glory holes in your area
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Nov 6, 2023 12:16
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Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:How about an app that lets you post when you find a glory hole, and also allows you to find local glory holes in your area This already exists as was brought up in the gloryhole thread
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Nov 6, 2023 12:27
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I've seen advertising on trucks that unvaccinated sperm goes for $3-4k a pop. Now you could try selling yours even if you are vaccinated (how will they know?) but if you are trying to beat the competition by selling volume at a cheaper price that's a lot of work. So here's what you do, find someone else selling theirs, tell them you will pay 50 to taste test it's purity, and then when you get a mouthful just run, dine and dash style. Don't swallow it obviously and spit it back out later in a cup or something. Then simply resell it. You hit the right rally or event and you can probably get 3 or 4 vendors in an hour. That's all profit baby, and what are they gonna do? Call the cops? Good luck with that.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:This already exists as was brought up in the gloryhole thread The what? The where?
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Nov 6, 2023 14:13
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Blackchamber posted:I've seen advertising on trucks that unvaccinated sperm goes for $3-4k a pop. Now you could try selling yours even if you are vaccinated (how will they know?) but if you are trying to beat the competition by selling volume at a cheaper price that's a lot of work. This can also be the side hustle to your Glory Hole Inspector General side hustle. How are they gonna know who that sperm came from? I didn’t check to see if you were one of the posters of the various glory hole hustles. If you weren’t, sorry if I’ve offended you.
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Nov 6, 2023 22:34
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be a pinch hitter for a baseball team
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Nov 6, 2023 23:57
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wesleywillis posted:The what? The where? It’s a pencilhands thread so I assumed it was gassed but here you go https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4044608&perpage=40&pagenumber=1&noseen=1
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Nov 7, 2023 00:51
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Set up a milk stand next to the girl scout cookie stand at the grocery store. If you sell out of milk, the store’s right there.
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Nov 7, 2023 03:03
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Larry Cum Free posted:be a pinch hitter for a baseball team Learn to bunt
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Nov 7, 2023 03:04
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Freelance barber. Just need to keep a pair of scissors on you and you are ready to cut anyone’s hair whenever the opportunity presents itself.
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Nov 7, 2023 03:10
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fabricate a resume for IT jobs and outsource all the work to India for a fraction of your salary
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Nov 7, 2023 03:16
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Shed and barn erections.
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Nov 7, 2023 03:30
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Buy the cheapest high proof vodka you can find. Check the “value vodka” section of your liquor store in case you don’t know where to look. Then, mix it 50/50 with antifreeze and sell it as moonshine down on third Ave for a profit. Yeah, you know which third Ave. No I don’t care to who. Yes it’ll feel weird. Just think of the international trips you couldn’t afford otherwise. Your friends will finally respect you. Your parents will finally be proud. Maybe you’ll finally be able to buy a house! Soon you’ll even be voting Republican!!! Anyway, that’s how I made my first $100.
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Nov 7, 2023 05:38
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Thanks, everyone. I’ll use all of these. Keep ‘em coming.
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Nov 8, 2023 20:43
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I’ve been thinking about getting a small trailer and an electric riding lawnmower. Market it as quiet and green, charge a few bucks extra than the competition and hopefully make back my costs, then hire my brother to run it the next season. I know nothing about running a business so I’ll probably somehow lose money.
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Nov 8, 2023 23:58
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You'd be better off getting a van or a small truck for that.
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Nov 9, 2023 00:00
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Drawing faces on small potatoes. Call them "Potato Pals" or some such, I don't know, run it by Marketing.
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Nov 9, 2023 00:02
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Funky See Funky Do posted:You'd be better off getting a van or a small truck for that. I’m gonna buy an suv that can pull my trailer. Looks like a model y can pull 3500 pounds. I’ll save so much in gas it’ll pay for itself.
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Nov 9, 2023 00:05
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Grab cheap stuff from antique or thrift stores and sell them on ebay or facebook marketplace as "haunted" relics.
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Nov 9, 2023 00:14
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Back in the 80s, Philip Morris used to put ads in the paper to invite people to come and participate in a study. They put you in a room with a few packs of cigarettes. It says Marlboro on the packs but it's a bit different blend or maybe the filter is a little skinnier. So you'd sit there for the next 2 or 3 hours smoking and answering questions about what part of flavor country you thought you were in. I think you got like $25 and some free packs of smokes.
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Bonzo posted:Back in the 80s, Philip Morris used to put ads in the paper to invite people to come and participate in a study. They put you in a room with a few packs of cigarettes. It says Marlboro on the packs but it's a bit different blend or maybe the filter is a little skinnier. So you'd sit there for the next 2 or 3 hours smoking and answering questions about what part of flavor country you thought you were in. I think you got like $25 and some free packs of smokes. Marlboro Adventure Team bro. Also down with Joe Camel.
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