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Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Depending on which car:

- You do WHAT with a WHAT? OH MY GOD.
- Sensible, practical, reliable.
- Hard to find in good shape and fun.

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




my car and i are ride or die, it would easily give the highest rating and i’d do the same

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

If I catch my car talkin poo poo about me I'll whoop that mfers rear end

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

He drives me as I deserve to be driven. A flaming chariot of righteous fury!

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


You moved me from a comfy cool underground place to somewhere where i stay under the sun more often than not. Thanks jerk. At least you could give me a wash now and then.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

My van is probably thinking right now, “Dude, it’s been like a week already. When are you gonna remove this drat nail from my tire and get it patched?”

Me: “It ain’t leaking, is it?”

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Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
Yesterday she cleaned up all the cat pee that was on my front grille. I am so lucky. Arigatou, senpai....

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