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File this under "Esoteric meditation practices": Find your center. It is your center of gravity, somewhere below your belly button, above your abdomen.... Running backs AND their tacklers depend on it. Now, take that center you've found, and connect it to the center of the Earth, 5000 miles straight down. Once you've done that, connect the center of the Earth to the center of The Sun, for fun. What is at the very center of the Sun is at the center of the Earth is at the center of everything, of course including you. Now, that center is connected to the center of the Black Hole which spins at the center of our galaxy. And we spin around it.
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I didn't read but I do enjoy how brits spell it "centre" despite hating the french so much
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 06:25 |
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Centered my bhole, thanks, op.
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 06:25 |
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Toxic Mental posted:I didn't read but I do enjoy how brits spell it "centre" despite hating the french so much The Centre
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 06:27 |
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This thought experiment made me nauseous
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 06:29 |
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Grey Cat posted:Centered my bhole, thanks, op. I'm happy for you, truly.
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 06:31 |
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found my center and it’s full of poo poo
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 06:32 |
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Dick Fontaine posted:found my center and it’s full of poo poo That's probably spatially true in any human body.
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 06:33 |
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Your mom is the center of the universe. my mom too. everyone's mom, ever. and you. and goatse man's butthole. everything is the center of the universe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0FZgCiJGrg
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 06:36 |
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this smacks of satanism
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 06:48 |
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Aishlinn posted:Your mom is the center of the universe. my mom too. everyone's mom, ever. and you. and goatse man's butthole. everything is the center of the universe. Yeah like technically the center is in everyone, even your's and mine's Moms.
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 06:48 |
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My center is my belly button.
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 07:41 |
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Things fall apart; the center cannot hold
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 07:45 |
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what should I connect them with. all i have is a bunch of hair ties is that ok?
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 08:17 |
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Toxic Mental posted:I didn't read but I do enjoy how brits spell it "centre" despite hating the french so much they love the french and want to kiss them on the mouths with tongue
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 09:08 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:they love the french and want to kiss them on the mouths with tongue In England, they call that a "French kiss". But what do the French call it?
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 09:32 |
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Can it be assured the Earth's centre of mass is excactly 5000 miles straight down?
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 09:34 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:In England, they call that a "French kiss". a bisou with cheese
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 09:44 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:In England, they call that a "French kiss". Le English Snog Such beautiful language, french.
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 09:44 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:In England, they call that a "French kiss". galocher, mon ami
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 09:49 |
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what about my BALLS op
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 09:50 |
got an Adult center? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 17:02 |
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Dead Sex-Parrot posted:Can it be assured the Earth's centre of mass is excactly 5000 miles straight down? Close enough for horseshoes and hand grenades.
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 17:06 |
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If you meditate, I ask you to try meditating on this: Your center, connected to the center of the Earth, and that center connected to the center of the Sun, and that center connected to the black hole in the center of the galaxy, and that center between the Milky Way and Andromeda, and that center of the Great Local Attractor, and there I am there, still, looking into my center.
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# ? Nov 14, 2023 04:39 |
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This thread
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# ? Nov 14, 2023 04:41 |
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# ? Nov 14, 2023 04:42 |
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My center is full of nougat. I am apparently a PayDay bar. I’m a bit nutty.
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# ? Nov 14, 2023 04:55 |
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Center of that Pillsbury Doughboy
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# ? Nov 14, 2023 05:32 |
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The Loin King posted:what about my BALLS op they are the center of the universe!
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# ? Nov 14, 2023 06:27 |
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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll centre of a tootsie pop, OP?
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 08:28 |
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That didn’t work for me OP. However, I was able to reboot myself by pressing firmly on my left knee for 10 seconds while waggling my right earlobe.
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 09:39 |
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i. Touching the forehead, say Ateh (Unto Thee), ii. Touching the breast, say Malkuth (The Kingdom), iii. Touching the right shoulder, say ve-Geburah (and the Power), iv. Touching the left shoulder, say ve-Gedulah (and the Glory). v. Clasping the hands upon the breast, say le-Olahm, Amen (To the Ages, Amen). vi. Turning to the East, make a pentagram (that of Earth) with the proper weapon (usually the Wand). Say (i.e. vibrate) IHVH. vii. Turning to the South, the same, but say ADNI. viii. Turning to the West, the same, but say AHIH. ix. Turning to the North, the same, but say AGLA (Pronounce: Ye-ho-wau, Adonai, Eheieh, Agla). x. Extending the arms in the form of a Cross say, xi. Before me Raphael; xii. Behind me Gabriel; xiii. On my right hand Michael. xiv. On my left hand Auriel; xv. For about me flames the Pentagram, xvi. And in the Column stands the six-rayed Star. xvii-xxi. Repeat (i) to (v), the Qabalistic Cross
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 12:40 |
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Toxic Mental posted:I didn't read but I do enjoy how brits spell it "centre" despite hating the french so much Learn to hate the British and the world will make a lot more sense OP
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 15:08 |
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Wee posted:i. Touching the forehead, say Ateh (Unto Thee), OK, Lucifer's here. What next?
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 15:09 |
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Focus your breath Slowly in and out All the way from the bottom, to the top. Breath deep from the center, and out. Imagine a sphere, like a ball bearing, or a marble Imagine this marble spinning in space, hovering Imagine you control this spin, this hovering, this marble Enlarge it, make it bigger, make it smaller, make it dance around. You are the marble
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and then john was the marbles
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Wee posted:i. Touching the forehead, say Ateh (Unto Thee), Do you want mecha? Because that's how you get mecha.
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