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Wow. Just realized that at age 55 I can get senior citizen discounts. Not sure how I feel about it. Sure I Survived long enough to be a senior but I guess in my minds eye I’m not old. https://www.rd.com/list/senior-discounts-age-55/ I recall as a young kid we were asked a math problem. To guess our age at the year 2000 2000-1968. Omfg I’ll be old! I’ll be 32. I’ve also changed in my beliefs. I used to be rabidly religious. Speaking in “tongues”. My mom making me walk around a whole day without my glasses because God would heal my near sightedness if I only believed. A preacher came and said he would change all our silver fillings to gold and we actually believed it. Now that I’m older I fear there isn’t a god and if there is one he simply doesn’t give a gently caress. Like owning an ant farm he may observe but does nothing to interfere.
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lmao Verizon also what is this absolute bullshit Chili's? 
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Piggy Smalls posted:Wow. Just realized that at age 55 I can get senior citizen discounts. Not sure how I feel about it. Sure I Survived long enough to be a senior but I guess in my minds eye I’m not old. Have you signed up with AARP yet? All kinds of discounts!
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I may not agree with the fact that you’ve lived this long and are probably still enjoying physical relationships, driving and voting but goddamn do I respect your right to get a seniors discount at Dennys
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Nov 14, 2023 06:20
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OP, you shouldn't use that senior discount. Your boss would just "feel weird" about blatantly exploiting the elderly. Blatantly exploiting the elderly is something bad people do. You wouldn't want him to feel weird, would you? Thought not. So don't go around admitting you're elderly. It's for the good of the company.
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Nov 14, 2023 07:17
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How do you feel about  pooping in the office now though
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Nov 14, 2023 13:21
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god's a giant spinning rainbow cube thing that encompasses all that is seen and unseen and is neither helpful nor punative and also beyond gender OP. sorry u got old i sought out a vampire's kiss at the age of 29 and shun both aging and death. i wish my dick was bigger tho 
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Nov 14, 2023 16:52
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god is a mario cart item box?
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Nov 14, 2023 18:10
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Smugworth posted:How do you feel about answer this poo poo op
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Nov 14, 2023 18:13
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Piggy Smalls posted:I used to be rabidly religious. Speaking in “tongues”. What was that like? Was it like a placebo effect kind of thing, or were you just acting out like you saw other tongues-havers act out? quote:Now that I’m older I fear there isn’t a god and if there is one he simply doesn’t give a gently caress. Like owning an ant farm he may observe but does nothing to interfere. As someone who was raised entirely secularly, I sure hope there isn't one because I've spent basically my entire non-childhood sinning my brains out
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Nov 14, 2023 18:15
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I'm getting close. AARP has started hounding me to join their organization of elders. It's all downhill from here.
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Nov 14, 2023 18:19
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op started this thread but he shant be back to it for all wonderers
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Nov 14, 2023 18:28
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Piggy Smalls posted:
I wonder if you grew up in the same cult as my wife. This wasn't in northern Indiana, was it?
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:op started this thread but he shant be back to it for all wonderers he died of old age?
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Nov 14, 2023 18:32
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YeahTubaMike posted:What was that like? Was it like a placebo effect kind of thing, or were you just acting out like you saw other tongues-havers act out?  Hell yeah!! Call me, sinning is fuckin SWEEET!!!
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Nov 14, 2023 18:42
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YeahTubaMike posted:As someone who was raised entirely secularly, I sure hope there isn't one because I've spent basically my entire non-childhood sinning my brains out Same, and it fuckin slaps. Love sinning.
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Nov 14, 2023 18:47
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Alright! Goon sinfest 3000!! We'll all hang out and smoke DRUGS, drink LIQUOR, say BAD WORDS and make DIRTY JOKES. gently caress you god, you bitch rear end motherfucker!!
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Nov 14, 2023 18:50
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Toxic Mental posted:he died of old age? he'll be back next month to post 30 times in the mobile games thread and then start a "heres another way im old af" thread in gbs that he will promptly abandon
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Nov 14, 2023 18:52
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Seniors should pay double IMO
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:he'll be back next month to post 30 times in the mobile games thread and then start a "heres another way im old af" thread in gbs that he will promptly abandon What a dick the OP is. I grew up ultra religious and thought of being a pastor or some such sort. I remember trying to give up masterbating and would shame myself after doing it. Praying to god for forgiveness. Now that I’m older I just think the whole thing is silly as poo poo. Oh and I look at people born blind or have some ailment they were born with and think how hosed up it is. Your only time to live in this universe and you have this ailment. Then when you die it’s all over FOREVER. You had a one in quadrillion chance to be alive and your born a cripple or blind or deaf or a little person or some other thing.
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YeahTubaMike posted:As someone who was raised entirely secularly, I sure hope there isn't one because I've spent basically my entire non-childhood sinning my brains out drat tubamike jesus gonna whip ur rear end and send you to hell
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Nov 15, 2023 00:44
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OP whenever you present your Seniors Card, smile and wink and shout "I'm 55 years YOUNG!" and go into a little pre-rehearsed dance routine. Then you won't feel old. Warning: Do not, however, try to rap. It wouldn't fool anyone (I know this from experience). And don't try to rapdance, you could put your back out.
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OP what age is now considered "young" to you? I remember my then-85-year-old grandma referring to 75-year-olds as young people and it was very 
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Zugzwang posted:OP what age is now considered "young" to you? I’m still young man to my old-rear end customers.
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Nov 15, 2023 02:05
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Will amount to nothing in life. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3274923
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Nov 15, 2023 02:29
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You’re only as old as u feel op
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Psycho Society posted:god is a mario cart item box? pretty much yeah, except like VERY big
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpfxWktjEKA
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I'm 52. For fucks sakes I'm old.
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Nov 15, 2023 03:50
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Pffft come back when you're atleast 95. Now that's old.
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Nov 15, 2023 04:04
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You all caught up to me Lmao
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Goons are so old. Not me though, I'm young and full of vim and vigor.
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Is it bad I’m embarrassed to be old?
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Piggy Smalls posted:Is it bad I’m embarrassed to be old? It's not a useful belief/fear. Criticize everyone you interact with who's more than 10 years younger than you, it'll boost your ego. Practice saying "Shut the gently caress up you ignorant fetus you've learnt loving nothing yet!" in front of a mirror, or a household pet, until your delivery is confident. And always wave your walking stick right in people's faces while talking at them. If you don't have one, buy one, preferably one with an internal knife or gun.
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Remember to say at checkout, don't forget I get the military and senior discount. To avoid stolen valor charges, don't claim to be soldier in any problematic military.
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Piggy Smalls posted:Is it bad I’m embarrassed to be old? it's bad that you're more embarrassed about that than being a lovely boss
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:You’re only as old as u feel op By that logic i'm 300 years old. my back and knees both barely work and my fibro is so bad that i feel like the day after fight club, all day every day.
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