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Taco Bell hot sauce packets on crackers
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Dec 2, 2023 22:37
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I think Gordon Ramsay should learn to manage his expectations when eating the cooking of stoned college students.
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Dec 2, 2023 22:43
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Mr.Acula posted:Wonder if this guy ever learned to use chairs or walk up stairs He learnt to drive and got a job at one point so he's still up on some goons Just don't mention mirrors or dirtsticks
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Dec 2, 2023 23:05
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A cold pepperoni calzone. Lovely. Did you steal this from your roommate's mini fridge? Oh, you did. Perfect.
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Dec 3, 2023 03:48
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So, this is crunchy peanut butter covered in salsa? Oh, you used Taco Bell Salsa packs. No, I had no idea they give you a 'fuckin fistful' when you ask for one in the drive through. Oh, I'll remember, don't worry. What's that you're garnishing with? Oh, the leftover broken bits of Crunchy Cheetos from the bag! That's marvelous. Listen, I'm obviously not needed here. You've obviously mastered the art of cooking. I'd offer you a job but I know you'd be insulted by any amount of money I could offer you. Best of luck to all your culinary business ventures... No, I'm not mocking you at all. Why would you assume such a thing?
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Dec 3, 2023 03:58
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wow. really good job indeed. no notes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-qp35Hyuy4
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Dec 3, 2023 04:00
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JediTalentAgent posted:"So, I take this is supposed to be a meal to help with weight loss? No? Why not? I mean, if I ate a plate full of this I'd be making GBS threads my arse all night long and lose 5lbs by morning! I'd only be making GBS threads myself if I was lucky and not also leaning over and trying to puke into a trashbin by the sink at the same time! IT'S RAW! THAT'S WHY! Oh, you eat it all the time, do you! Tell me, just for curiosity's sake: How often after you eat this do you spend the night in the loo? YEAH?! REALLY!?! Did you never put two and two together and come up with SHITE!" It's a fair cop, guv.
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Dec 3, 2023 09:19
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This is a Hot Pocket? It's not loving hot at all. How long was it in the microwave? Did you check the box for the cooking time? No, you did not. Just hit the minute plus button. Terrific. Look, look, when I-- check the inside! Check the inside! That's supposed to be molten! It's supposed to burn the loving taste buds off your tongue! And instead, the-- the loving ham pieces are still cold! Failure. There's no other way to put it. Complete failure. I'm binning this loving Frozen Pocket and you should climb in after it.
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Dec 3, 2023 11:07
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Did you just crush a loving bag of crisps up and dump them in a loving bowl? Everyone! Hey! Everyone! Stop what you're doing and come look at what Terry's done. Why don't you explain to everyone what you've done. Go on talk us though it. Well I just crushed up this bag of crisps in my hands and then I put them it into this bowl. We can all loving see that mate. Can you tell us why? So I could eat 'em with a spoon. So he could eat them with a loving spoon. You absolute legend! The rest of you absolute loving muppets could learn a thing or two from old Terry here.
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Dec 3, 2023 11:18
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Gordon Ramsay assaulted me because I served him sushi consisting of a tortilla, chicken tenders, pickles, and parmesan cheese
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Dec 3, 2023 17:31
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Gordo: huh, this is actually pretty good. What did you use instead of pepper? Student: paprika Gordon: interesting... (Furiously taking notes)
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