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Driving 13 hours with the shits is crazy. I'm sorry your holiday went this way, GC
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rear end-penny posted:Driving 13 hours with the shits is crazy. I'm sorry your holiday went this way, GC You see a sign that says no services for 180 miles and you start sweating.
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deep dish peat moss posted:Tell the entirety of that snake/lever joke at the dinner table i would kill you with my bare hands
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Nov 23, 2023 22:24
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Isn't it Nate?
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LordArgh posted:not if you can get sufficient speed in your bentley to simply jump over the border crossing *Drives through Cleveland at a high enough speed to jump Lake Erie* *Catches on fire* *Catches on fire long before the lake because I take a route along the Cuyahoga which is also on fire*
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CannonFodder posted:*Drives through Cleveland at a high enough speed to jump Lake Erie* "RAMMING SPEEEEEED!"
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Nov 23, 2023 22:48
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Grey Cat posted:It's the little things, cheers. Grey Cat, you are a funny poster and I like reading your posts.
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Nov 23, 2023 22:55
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https://natethesnake.com/
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Grey Cat posted:How to ruin everyone's holiday and waste money Did you poo poo your pants?
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Nov 24, 2023 02:59
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I'd like to address all the rumors of me making GBS threads my pants as false and hearsay.
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Grey Cat posted:How to ruin everyone's holiday and waste money That sucks and condolences but imagine an alternate outcome. Step 0: Plan ahead for months Step 1: Wake up with the shits Step 2: Pack anyways Step 3: Wrangle large house cat into car, sustain injuries Step 4: Drive 13hrs straight towards the canadian border Step 5: Now you're in Canada You may have dodged a bullet. Not literally tho, that's where you were leaving. I hope you have a better go at Crismas. Edit: also you poo poo your pants as soon as you went to show your passport.
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Nov 24, 2023 05:05
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We're two hours late to get in the line at Best Buy get in the god drat car they open in seven hours
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Nov 24, 2023 05:08
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Grey Cat posted:I'd like to address all the rumors of me making GBS threads my pants as false and hearsay. LOL Don't let them print that!
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Nov 24, 2023 05:09
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My brother's south African wife was talking about white flight ruining American schools. Did it for me.
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My 65 year old mom demanded I drop everything in the middle of preparing dinner for 12 people to go buy her cigarettes and when I said no she threw a temper tantrum and left and booked a flight out of town for 8am tomorrow and if I don't come apologize before then she is leaving town. Bye I guess.
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Nov 24, 2023 05:30
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Having a hard time believing that a goon not showing up to something is what ruined it
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Roleplaying Dad posted:My 65 year old mom demanded I drop everything in the middle of preparing dinner for 12 people to go buy her cigarettes and when I said no she threw a temper tantrum and left and booked a flight out of town for 8am tomorrow and if I don't come apologize before then she is leaving town. drat, how could you ruin the holidays like that? Sounds like it will be peaceful at least. Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Nov 24, 2023 |
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My mom sent me a text 10 minutes before I came back in from shoveling, changing her time by 1.5 hours, and kinda wrecking my schedule. She didn't know that timing wise, just a coincidence. But I went from having 1.5 hours to get ready to .5 and I couldn't. So I called and we talked for a while instead.
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Roleplaying Dad posted:My 65 year old mom demanded I drop everything in the middle of preparing dinner for 12 people to go buy her cigarettes and when I said no she threw a temper tantrum and left and booked a flight out of town for 8am tomorrow and if I don't come apologize before then she is leaving town. Lol loving brutal. One time i went on a trip to a remote cabin with the family and some family friends, one of them forgot to bring cigarettes and proceeded to make the entire trip miserable for everyone for days. Nicotine is the dumbest poo poo
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Valko posted:Wait, Americans need a passport to enter Canada? It's so the Canadian border guards know who it is that's shown up to Canada with several guns and some CP. (Source: I've watched 1½ episodes of that Canadian border television show.)
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Update! Made it home after many delays and route closures. Had some curry. Passport was found! It was ready to go but got perfectly hidden under an oven mitt... somehow...
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Grey Cat posted:Update! Don't forget to concoct an elaborate story to deflect all blame from youself Implicate the cat
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Cat must have set off the rube goldberg machine that makes pancakes in the morning. 1 in a million shot.
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Turpitude posted:Lol loving brutal. One time i went on a trip to a remote cabin with the family and some family friends, one of them forgot to bring cigarettes and proceeded to make the entire trip miserable for everyone for days. Nicotine is the dumbest poo poo If you smoke cigarettes how do you forget all about cigarettes?
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timefly posted:If you smoke cigarettes how do you forget all about cigarettes? That is literally what I asked my mom. She said, "I'm not doing this" and then got back out of the car when I tried to pick her up and bring her over to my house. While I had like 4 dishes in two ovens and my husband had 2 different turkeys smoking on 2 different smokers and guests were starting to arrive.
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timefly posted:If you smoke cigarettes how do you forget all about cigarettes? When you enjoy bullying family members and need an "excuse"
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poo poo pant Merry Christmas
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