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The healthcare plan isn't changing is it? I can't go back to generic methodone!
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:The healthcare plan isn't changing is it? I can't go back to generic methodone! Upon completion of the Big Merger, you will no longer require "healthcare" or any other such mortal concerns. Also, our pension fund is the best in the industry. Seniority for the Defined Benefit Guaranty currently starts after eternity years.
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Merging over and over with your mother OP
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Your concern is important to us, [INSERT EMPLOYMENT ID/"NAME"]. Ticket #422788999133 has been submitted to Biological Resources. Please allow [14-36 WEEKS] for a reply. Would you be willing to submit a 30-second survey? [ ] YES [ ] NO [ ] Maybe later
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Just sayin, Wall St has us up big in premarket trading...
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This is the only big merger I care about, am I right fellas?   
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Look, I don't know where I fit on the organizational chart, and I don't know what my job even is. I'm just going to let this wash over me and hope I end up somewhere good.
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Serge Painsbourg posted:Look, I don't know where I fit on the organizational chart, and I don't know what my job even is. You must be the Chief Compliance Officer. You're supposed to be in the Hamptons doing blow and playing laser tag with his Royal Highness MBS.
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if the cco is in the bahamas, im gonna loot their office
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My flat earther boss refuses to be called bi polar
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OP, I am doing daily willpower exercises to make sure my consciousness stands dominant when we are all fused into a writhing, screaming amalgamation of flesh. You don't stand a change.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:This is the only big merger I care about, am I right fellas? This is fan art, right? I know it's been over 30 years since I watched it, but the actual cartoon couldn't have been this poorly drawn, right?
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Nov 26, 2023 08:11
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"pig merger"?! 
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Wifi Toilet posted:This is fan art, right? I know it's been over 30 years since I watched it, but the actual cartoon couldn't have been this poorly drawn, right? they made 65 episodes of that show that aired between September '84 and January '86. The movie looked awesome but the show looked like poo poo.
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go away, mergin’
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Dead Sex-Parrot posted:"pig merger"?! We're combining with Fark.com. ... Wait, I guess it's a squirrel merger for us. It's only a pig merger for them.
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Wifi Toilet posted:This is fan art, right? I know it's been over 30 years since I watched it, but the actual cartoon couldn't have been this poorly drawn, right? Oh yes it could have, and more.
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"All they did was move manufacturing to China."
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I've had plenty of experience with being a Wholly Owned Subsidiary.
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They're replacing HR and IT with their French based departments
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Posting from under my desk while the walking cremator unit does a once-over on our floor. Peterson got cooked, but he was always microwaving fish in the break room so lol.
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Klyith posted:I've had plenty of experience with being a Wholly Owned Subsidiary. Please keep your kinky sex life to yourself.
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Corporate is eliminating the free muffins and replacing them with Naked Juice. loving bullshit
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