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maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
This post is true

The part of the toilet that allows for automatic tank filling and cutoff is called the BALLCOCK

it was invented by Sir Thomas Crapper

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RapturesoftheDeep
Jan 6, 2013
Pretty sure I barfed enough during college one time to make this happen.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

maybeadracula posted:

Turdlet

Short for Turd Outlet

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Im gonna manually flush this gallon of diarrhea with more diarrhea

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Nooner posted:

Im gonna manually flush this gallon of diarrhea with more diarrhea

Now this is what I'm talking about

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
pour the steaming hot liquid poo poo directly down through my own toilet

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


Just place your vacuum's pipe directly to your butthole and you can forget about needing water

Is this what astronauts do?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Thesaurus posted:

Just place your vacuum's pipe directly to your butthole and you can forget about needing water

Is this what astronauts do?
low pressure high speed hot chocolate

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
im more of a Turd Inlet

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

Nooner posted:

Im gonna manually flush this gallon of diarrhea with more diarrhea
thank you for conserving water

If everybody in Phoenix did what you do, Lake Mead wouldn't be in nearly as bad of shape.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w9POQHi3nk

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
you never been to one of those remote cabins with an outhouse where you have to go fill a bucket from the creek to flush the toilet

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:

you never been to one of those remote cabins with an outhouse where you have to go fill a bucket from the creek to flush the toilet

No.

I've been to remote cabins with an outhouse

But one doesn't flush a hole in the ground full of turds and spiders

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003


lmao

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

You can manually flush a toilet without any liquid if your arms are flexible and you're not afraid of a little honest hard work.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I lived in a house with a septic tank for a very long time and every goddamn time it was time for a skim, without fail, those guys would pull the lid and say "smells like money"

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I took shiddd

120423_3
Dec 5, 2023
You know how it's possible to manually flush a toilet with gallon of water?

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Flushing my toilet with a gallon of warm cream of wheat

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

you know??? you know!!!

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I prefer to just poo poo diarrhea into an empty bowl several times over a few days and eventually it flushes on its own. Saves water.

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

With an open mind and enough hot dog wieners you can do anything.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
brb building hot dog weiner tower to god

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
So I can ask Him if He knows that it's possible to flush a toilet with a gallon of water

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

a crap in a hole in the backyard

e: piss too

Smugworth fucked around with this message at 14:18 on Dec 6, 2023

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Just have a bath with a shower attachment next to your toilet. Then you can fill the toilet to the brim with as much scalding hot water as you like.

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Drone_Fragger posted:

Just have a bath with a shower attachment next to your toilet. Then you can fill the toilet to the brim with as much scalding hot water as you like.

the drain hole in my commode is just a few mm across so the water has to be boiling. helps break up the turds so we can flush. ask my landlord about it im not sure why its set up like this.

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