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Zippy the Bummer posted:people may remove their shoes in my home if they live there, are friends / family, or have been invited to stay overnight. if they dont fall into one of those categories, who the gently caress do they think they are, taking their shoes off in my loving house? way too familiar Psychotic
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Carpet is gross too fwiw. I don't think you can ever really clean carpet. We removed all the carpet in our house several years ago. Sometimes I get tired of my freezing cold wood floors in the winter time, but I mostly have no regrets.
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Dirac Fourier posted:Carpet is gross too fwiw. I don't think you can ever really clean carpet. We removed all the carpet in our house several years ago. Sometimes I get tired of my freezing cold wood floors in the winter time, but I mostly have no regrets. Rent an industrial carpet cleaner from time to time if you actually want to clean it. Seeing the color difference and sludge getting sucked up will make you wish you didn't know how bad it was though.
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Grey Cat posted:Rent an industrial carpet cleaner from time to time if you actually want to clean it. Yea, I'm just not convinced that even an industrial carpet cleaner will clean the carpet thoroughly. It just seems like wiping your butt to me. Suppose every time you wipe, 90% of the poop on your butt hole comes off. So you can wipe it once and 10% poop remains. Wipe it twice and 1% remains. Wipe it three times and 0.1% remains. The problem is it doesn't matter how many times you wipe it, there will always be *some* poop left behind.
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Dirac Fourier posted:Yea, I'm just not convinced that even an industrial carpet cleaner will clean the carpet thoroughly. It just seems like wiping your butt to me. Suppose every time you wipe, 90% of the poop on your butt hole comes off. So you can wipe it once and 10% poop remains. Wipe it twice and 1% remains. Wipe it three times and 0.1% remains. The problem is it doesn't matter how many times you wipe it, there will always be *some* poop left behind. I put a $30 bidet on a regular rear end toilet and now I feel as fresh as a summer’s eve
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Dirac Fourier posted:Yea, I'm just not convinced that even an industrial carpet cleaner will clean the carpet thoroughly. It just seems like wiping your butt to me. Suppose every time you wipe, 90% of the poop on your butt hole comes off. So you can wipe it once and 10% poop remains. Wipe it twice and 1% remains. Wipe it three times and 0.1% remains. The problem is it doesn't matter how many times you wipe it, there will always be *some* poop left behind.
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Dirac Fourier posted:Yea, I'm just not convinced that even an industrial carpet cleaner will clean the carpet thoroughly. It just seems like wiping your butt to me. Suppose every time you wipe, 90% of the poop on your butt hole comes off. So you can wipe it once and 10% poop remains. Wipe it twice and 1% remains. Wipe it three times and 0.1% remains. The problem is it doesn't matter how many times you wipe it, there will always be *some* poop left behind. Very descriptive, goon. Have a star sticker. Just wear your at home carpet poop socks if you're too worried and you're good to go.
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Nov 30, 2023 17:59
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This is why carpeted assholes went out of style.
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The shag carpet in my bathroom is fine....
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Nov 30, 2023 18:00
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I have floors in my home so shoes are ok
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:I have floors in my home so shoes are ok Yeah, it really depends on the kinds of floors you have. I'd still prefer people didn't come in with shoes on hard floor but if they did at least it's easy to sweep and mop up in a few minutes.
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I don't know if it's a regional thing or what. Growing up in southern California, in my experience everybody kept their shoes on when they'd visit someone's house. Nowadays up in the Pacific Northwest it's quite common for people to take their shoes off when they come over.
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i think the main reason more people wore shoes in my house 10 years ago compared to today is that people used to come over to my house 10 years ago and now they dont because i live in a city where i dont know anybody and im old and antisocial
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where did americans inherit this custom? did europeans from long times ago do it? because they dont now (at least french, germans and italians do not, ime). obv all of the arab world and asia does not allow it either
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AcidCat posted:I don't know if it's a regional thing or what. Growing up in southern California, in my experience everybody kept their shoes on when they'd visit someone's house. Nowadays up in the Pacific Northwest it's quite common for people to take their shoes off when they come over. Maybe it's a winter thing? Winter shoes/boots can get very dirty and wet.
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redshirt posted:Maybe it's a winter thing? Winter shoes/boots can get very dirty and wet. Yeah makes sense, a lot more rain and thus mud up here, definitely fosters a culture of take your shoes off - lot of houses even have a dedicated 'mud room' entryway, which I had never heard of until I moved up here.
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why one takes their shoes off is obvious. almost the entire world does it upon entering the home. the weird thing is keeping them on. why?
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Based on a bunch of posts here it sounds like people don't wipe their dogs paws off when coming back in. That seems crazy to me if the pup has been in the snow or mud.
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If someone threw a shoe at bush because shoes are unclean, then why would you want to treat your house like george w bush?
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:why one takes their shoes off is obvious. almost the entire world does it upon entering the home. the weird thing is keeping them on. why? I'd like to keep my shoes on at sister's house (but I don't), because the dog there sheds sooooo much, my socks will absolutely be covered in dog hair. Which then somehow will transfer everywhere I go.
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fishing with the fam posted:Based on a bunch of posts here it sounds like people don't wipe their dogs paws off when coming back in. That seems crazy to me if the pup has been in the snow or mud. I don't think anyone is saying that They're saying that on the very best, cleanest, dryest day your dog is walking on the same ground that shoes would be Nobody WASHES their dog's feet every time they come inside
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Earwicker posted:not sure if you are familiar with animals op but they tend to not wear shoes at all, regardless of whether they are in a house or not What about horses? Check…mate.
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Grey Cat posted:If someone comes in here with shoes, I'd literally kill them on the spot. Just reach into their butthole and rip out their still beating heart. 
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dog doesnt wear shoes inside or outside the house 
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therattle posted:What about horses? Check…mate. horseshoes are a human invention forced upon horses without their consent, and they only exist because the labor that horses do for humans causes their hooves to wear down, thus they aren't even for the horses benefit but for maximizing productivity
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numberoneposter posted:dog doesnt wear shoes inside or outside the house Hey I just got this big idea: Fancy shoes for dogs.
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*David byrne voice*quote:Shoes inside the house!
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Konar posted:They know you want to look at their bare feet and are avoiding facing that hosed up scenario. With the intervention, committing their incestous foot fetish offspring to a mental facility, all of that poo poo, not really something you want to deal with during a holiday When this fucker finds out about socks its going obliterate his mind
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The Loin King posted:When this fucker finds out about socks its going obliterate his mind lot of american posters itt compltely unable to fathom not wearing shoes all the time lmfao. "up north they have a mudroom? i guess thats why they take their shoes off, due to mud? anyone else make sense of this>?"
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socks are prisons for your feet
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this thread sucksd poo poo
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Free your feet from shoes entirely! Walk as your ancestors did!
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bradzilla posted:this thread sucksd poo poo its a calssic gbs topic. ops got a tipping thread loaded up next in the chamber
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head wikifeet editor posted:socks are prisons for your feet Oh yeah? Well how else am i supposed to wear sandals?
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bradzilla posted:this thread sucksd poo poo Here's a better one: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4048320
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:its a calssic gbs topic. ops got a tipping thread loaded up next in the chamber Been workshopping the Steak ‘n Pitbull Megathread myself
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bradzilla posted:this thread sucksd poo poo Eww gross put your shoes back on
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i just play this song for when i have people over for the first time. its a lot easier than explaining the rules. https://youtu.be/05zCUg_2_2E?si=9NbaE-3CucmHV-Ub
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