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So I’m sitting here watching Star Trek Enterprise thinking about goatse. Am I crazy or was there some picture floating around of a Capt Archer action figure turned around showing his goatse to everyone? I think it was just the innards of the doll being spread out and stretched open, so I think it’s SFW. Is this real or did I dream it? Can someone please post the picture here. Kind of want to save it. Thanks. Also, this is my first watch of Enterprise. What’s the best episode?
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Is this it?
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Dec 7, 2023 04:12
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maybeadracula posted:Is this it? No that’s Kermit the Frog. I wonder if that’s the REAL Kermit or just one someone bought at a toy store. But you’re heading in the right direction.
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Dec 7, 2023 04:15
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:No that’s Kermit the Frog. Oh right, he's from The Orville not Enterprise
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Dec 7, 2023 04:15
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maybeadracula posted:Is this it? Woah, I loved that lower decks episode.
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Dec 7, 2023 04:20
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Also, OP the best episode of Enterprise is A Night in Sickbay
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Dec 7, 2023 04:22
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Dec 7, 2023 04:23
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Lol
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Dec 7, 2023 04:23
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Wait until Star Fleet hears about another successful goon thread.
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Dec 7, 2023 04:25
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Dec 7, 2023 04:26
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Dec 7, 2023 04:27
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I'm reporting this post and all you freaks in it
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Dec 7, 2023 04:29
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Captain's Log, stardate 4513.69, after many hours of stretching and laboring I finally did it, I reached 8" in diameter.
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Dec 7, 2023 04:30
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Grey Cat posted:Wait until Star Fleet hears about another successful goon thread. Seems like a preeeeeetty successful thread to me!
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Dec 7, 2023 04:30
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Thread delivers.
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Dec 7, 2023 04:32
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What were your Google search terms to find this? Or did you just have this saved? If so please explain.
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Dec 7, 2023 04:35
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Gape gorp
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Dec 7, 2023 04:39
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I have long appreciated this forums' commitment to anal gape. At this point I've elected to make a celebration of this achievement in my own household. A house that gapes together, stays together.
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Dec 7, 2023 04:43
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Dec 7, 2023 04:45
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JetSetGo posted:I have long appreciated this forums' commitment to anal gape. At this point I've elected to make a celebration of this achievement in my own household. A house that gapes together, stays together. cram it
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Dec 7, 2023 04:45
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Thread delivers.
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Dec 7, 2023 04:46
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Has Hallmark developed the technology to print this animation on a card? If not, maybe this is an investment opportunity?
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Dec 7, 2023 04:47
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Hey, Lana. Lana. Lana! LAAAANAAAA! "WHAT?!" *bends over* Danger zooooooneeee 
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Dec 7, 2023 04:49
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JetSetGo posted:Has Hallmark developed the technology to print this animation on a card? If not, maybe this is an investment opportunity? Could you put other stuff on it like Happy Mother’s Day or Sorry For Your Loss, or is it only goatse
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Dec 7, 2023 04:50
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Could you put other stuff on it like Happy Mother’s Day or Sorry For Your Loss, or is it only goatse The revolving goatse is required but the message is always your choice.
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Dec 7, 2023 04:58
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:What were your Google search terms to find this? computer, small captain archer, rear end gaped, direct to bridge replicator
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Dec 7, 2023 05:20
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You ever wonder how many times goatse man lost his ring in there
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Dec 7, 2023 05:44
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bossy lady posted:You ever wonder how many times goatse man lost his ring in there Kirk Johnson is a professional artist
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Dec 7, 2023 05:48
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lmao
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Dec 7, 2023 06:06
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this is my "jeffries tube" (jeffrey is my boyfriend)
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Dec 7, 2023 06:29
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could a mod sticky this thread as an exemplar?
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Dec 7, 2023 09:19
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Also, this is my first watch of Enterprise. What’s the best episode? A Mirror Darkly, which is a two-parter. There was also some episode I don't remember about them making contact with an alien race that has three genders. It ends on a profoundly disturbing note.
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Dec 7, 2023 10:48
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Valko posted:an alien race that has three genders. It ends on a profoundly disturbing note. do they change a log by bolb
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Dec 7, 2023 11:30
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Songbearer posted:Hey, Lana. lmao
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Dec 7, 2023 11:32
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lol very good
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Dec 7, 2023 11:42
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lmao I did not expect this would actually exist.
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Dec 7, 2023 12:03
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If this forum has a collective superpower it is to find the most obscure poo poo from the barest scrap of a clue or description. Another online community would use this superpower to solve cold cases or find lost history or reunite long lost relatives. That's why we are superior.
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Dec 7, 2023 12:27
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ReelBigLizard posted:find lost history We had a treasure hunt thread that drove some people totally insane
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Dec 7, 2023 12:31
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Ah yes, good times.
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Dec 7, 2023 12:34
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Aishlinn posted:this is my "jeffries tube" (jeffrey is my boyfriend) Was actually watching a Jeffrey Combs episode last night.
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