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120723
Dec 7, 2023

lobster shirt posted:

whats your favorite star wars book?

the one where there is infinite violence against the warlord

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Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

my bony fealty posted:

whats the one where Luke bones his sister

splinter of teh minds eye by workman author alan dean foster, fully official product released before ESB

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

ScootsMcSkirt posted:

goated with the zuggs

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:

splinter of teh minds eye by workman author alan dean foster, fully official product released before ESB

So wait it was canon?

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

spacemang_spliff posted:

So wait it was canon?

In 1976, Alan Dean Foster was contracted to ghostwrite a novelization of Star Wars.[2] Foster was given some drafts of the script, rough footage and production paintings for use as source material in fleshing out the novel.[3] His contract also required a second novel, to be used as a basis for a low-budget sequel to Star Wars in case the film was not successful.[2] Though Foster was granted a great deal of leeway in developing the story, a key requirement was that many of the props from the previous production could be reused when shooting the new film. Foster's decision to place his story on a misty jungle planet was also intended to reduce set and background costs for a film adaptation. Han Solo and Chewbacca were left out, as Harrison Ford had not signed a contract to film any of the sequels at the time of the novel contract.[2][a] Lucas's only request upon reviewing the manuscript was the removal of a space dogfight Luke and Leia undertake before crash-landing on the planet, which would have been effects-heavy and expensive to film.[3]

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

that stuff owns keep telling me about it

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

lobster shirt posted:

sidebar: is elan sleazebaggano italian?

don't be ridiculous, he's nothing of the sort. he's spacetalian

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

my bony fealty posted:

whats the one where Luke bones his sister

star wars

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022


got me 50 ounces out a bird in this bitch

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

that stuff owns keep telling me about it

the titular jedi prince lives in a secret underground city on yavin iv where his droid tutor quizzes him on events from the star wars films. he has action figures of osama bin laden luke skywalker and friends



In addition, Ken was given a pet mooka, which he called Zeebo.

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


Zeebo ftw

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

A cool thing I learned recently is that Jabba's little rat is named Salacious B. Crumb

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

ScootsMcSkirt posted:

goated with the zuggs

Baggano dat rear end up

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry

Weka posted:

don't be ridiculous, he's nothing of the sort. he's spacetalian

sleazebaggo
sleazebagghi
sleazebagga

sleazebaggamo
sleazebaggate
sleazebaggano

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

lo

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be


i thought smythes avatar was a 40k guardsman

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

was Jabba the Hutt communist?

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

he was not. however, the jawas are socialist.

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

AnimeIsTrash posted:

was Jabba the Hutt communist?

Bakunin was actually an anarchist

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

lobster shirt posted:

sidebar: is elan sleazebaggano italian?

south african

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

lol that there are two guys on this page who's name is "three eyes" presumably because they have three eyes

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Al! posted:

lol that there are two guys on this page who's name is "three eyes" presumably because they have three eyes

triclops: you're loving kidding me. Tri-oculus? why did you even invite me to this team up? jesus loving christ well... idk pull my photo from the program or something or put us on opposite ends. people are gonna think we're brothers!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
triclops crashed his dad's bentley into the uprights and thats why he doesnt get to have a senior year yearbook photo

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
three eyes and all of them drunk driving

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