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frump truck posted:

this is impossible because everyone knows adults cant be happy

not true! the saltier the better! bring on that edible poison "bun" which has no expiration date

:burger:

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# ? Dec 19, 2023 10:35

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# ? May 7, 2024 23:26

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

a happy meal would require me being vertical and halfway lucid during their breakfast hours.

I'd kill for a pancakes and sausage platter r about n :cloudnine:

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# ? Dec 19, 2023 11:38

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

The Hoppy Meal: burgers made with hops, and a beer on the side.

# ? Dec 19, 2023 15:17

Escape From Noise

The Hoppy Meal (it's frog legs)

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# ? Dec 19, 2023 15:18

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5 Pok�mon boosters and a twitch login

# ? Dec 19, 2023 16:54

WithoutTheFezOn: Oh no

Helluva posted:

Do you mean the little chocolate spoons that discontinue themselves?

They used to give out �coffee stirrers� that were basically coke spoons.

# ? Dec 20, 2023 18:46

tadashi

I think their product development team must listen to Dungeons & Daddies.

# ? Dec 20, 2023 19:10

Helluva

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

They used to give out �coffee stirrers� that were basically coke spoons.

Is this related?

# ? Dec 20, 2023 19:32

Simsmagic: im beautiful

a frozen dinner but like, one of those really nice expensive ones

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# ? Dec 20, 2023 23:51

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The 'Broadway' piece to the Monopoly game they did back in the 90's and early 00's, long since expired.

# ? Dec 21, 2023 01:31

WithoutTheFezOn: Oh no

Helluva posted:

Is this related?

Sort of? It wasn�t a rumor, and it wasn�t the 60s. I remember getting them myself in the late 70s.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/stirring-response/

# ? Dec 21, 2023 19:49

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# ? Dec 23, 2023 05:25

RavenousScoot

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# ? Dec 24, 2023 03:06

RavenousScoot

the plastic table they put on top of pizzas or a little drink umbrella

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# ? Dec 24, 2023 07:15

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# ? Dec 27, 2023 04:16

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

a lifelong hypertension diagnosis

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# ? Dec 28, 2023 04:47

RavenousScoot

Areola Grande posted:

a lifelong hypertension diagnosis

nah, now new from M Dickies, they figured out how to give guaranteed hypoglycemia so you have to come back for a reup on the go when you're feelin low

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# ? Dec 28, 2023 04:53

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maybe a grimace butt plug:

a butt plug is an adult toy, right?

# ? Jan 1, 2024 08:37

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# ? Jan 1, 2024 09:22

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# ? Jan 2, 2024 11:48

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# ? Jan 2, 2024 18:15

Escape From Noise

McDonald's is the place to rock.

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# ? May 7, 2024 23:26

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