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A plain white card that only says "Go gently caress yourself" with a gift card for a sex/adult novelty shop taped to it.
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these whale knives that people seemed to be into in another thread https://www.echefknife.com/products...-a-b-c-d-e-type
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Dec 17, 2023 07:02
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Those knives look way too small to kill a whale with
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Changing my will so that you get my snow globes when I pass
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I dont think I could kill a whale w a snow globe either but I'll try
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Liquid polonium solution.
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aniviron posted:Liquid polonium solution. I purchased a few Chinese Electronic Flyswatters for gifts. If you are channelling Rafael Nadal and you have insects?  e: 
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Badly photoshopped photographs of your friends’ hands
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Blow posted:I purchased a few Chinese Electronic Flyswatters for gifts. I stuck my finger in one of those things once, it hurt way more than I thought it would.
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Dec 17, 2023 19:31
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a personalized “death” mask for every friend who ever passed out on your couch
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Dick Fontaine posted:these whale knives that people seemed to be into in another thread would make a good poop knife
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a half-empty bottle of Formula 409
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a pinky in a box to compensate for your last minute shame. doesn’t necessarily have to be your pinky. it’s the thought that counts
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New birth certificate. Real or artificial, just make sure you know your audience, they're like diamonds some prefer one or the other.
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Trump NFTs
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AI-generated poem about each one of you
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Uno Reverse Card so you can be offended they got you a lovely gift
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Condom full of cum. "It's a gag gift... do what you want with it hahahaha."
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Molotov cocktail
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The Management posted:AI-generated poem about each one of you Heck, I can do that for 10 cents cheaper than whatever the AI is charging.
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The AI is charging nothing. Toss me that 10c and start writing.
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Dec 19, 2023 08:36
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mystery goo inside a brown paper bag everyone reaches in and takes a handful
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Funky See Funky Do posted:The AI is charging nothing. Toss me that 10c and start writing. Funky C? Funky Do. What else can a man choose?
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haunted bong posted:mystery goo inside a brown paper bag Do you eat it or wear it?
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Uh uh uh. I'm not reading that until I get my money.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Uh uh uh. I'm not reading that until I get my money. *Holds up line writing a check for 10 Cents.
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goatface posted:Do you eat it or wear it? It really is mysterious!
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A cold half empty Dunks 3 creams 3 sugars
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a quart of milk and a newspaper
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a freshly printed copy of don’t let the wolves eat our baby
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You can easily make up for missing the window on buying a fake poop by making GBS threads in a sock and smacking googly eyes on It.
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