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- Joe Biden will suffer a major stroke and remain president of the United States of America - Donald Trump will call someone a Jew on live television (in a bad way) - Elon Musk will accidentally get inside a real Tesla, causing an explosion that blasts his rear end straight out through his brains - Stymie will re-register, heralding the end of YOSPOS as a forum - echidnapenis will be probed and/or banned
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my boss will present me with an award and $100,000 as gratitude for all the money i've saved the company
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Dec 26, 2023 07:03
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my boss will get fired and this woefully understaffed project will NOT have a deadline of 12/29
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i'm gonna lose weight
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2023...imagine the possibilities in this far flung future
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Dec 26, 2023 07:10
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time to cut off the pony tail
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Dec 26, 2023 07:12
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Roosevelt posted:
challenge accepted
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Dec 26, 2023 07:15
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no more beating around the bush this year. it's time to have sex
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Roosevelt posted:time to cut off the pony tail i’ve grown a mullet and I was hoping the barber would take more off the back last time and he didn’t so how the party back is defo longer than the business front shaved up the sides of course too, in an act of deception, trying to fool others into thinking i’m cool
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Roosevelt posted:no more beating around the bush this year. it's time to have sex it’s sex time
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Dec 26, 2023 07:18
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echinopsis posted:i’ve grown a mullet and I was hoping the barber would take more off the back last time and he didn’t so how the party back is defo longer than the business front shave a strip straight down the middle and end the year right
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Dec 26, 2023 07:20
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- i will apologize to my friends and family. sorry everyone
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Dec 26, 2023 07:21
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Roosevelt posted:no more beating around the bush this year. it's time to have sex incorrect, the time to have sex was the summer of 1978, not before not after, sorry you missed the window
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Dec 26, 2023 07:49
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a lot can happen in a week
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Jabor posted:a lot can happen in a week i'm here for it
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Dec 26, 2023 07:58
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i will make a cross cut sled
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git apologist posted:i will make a cross cut sled i did it
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