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We drill tunnels through mountains and drive Ferraris through them. What now, God?
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redshirt posted:We drill tunnels through mountains and drive Ferraris through them. no one here has done either of those things op
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Dec 28, 2023 00:51
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:no one here has done either of those things op True, but other people have. Good enough for me!
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Dec 28, 2023 00:55
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Devils Affricate posted:Hey OP I think you got this guy, he's angry I'm fuckin pissed Jesus would beat ops rear end
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Dec 28, 2023 00:57
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If faith can move mountains, what can my antifaith move?
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Dec 28, 2023 00:57
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Smugworth posted:I'm fuckin pissed I'm pretty certain I could kick Jesus's rear end. I wouldn't want to, last resort thing, you dig?
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Dec 28, 2023 00:59
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redshirt posted:I'm pretty certain I could kick Jesus's rear end. Jesus would make you eat his poo poo op
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Dec 28, 2023 01:02
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Smugworth posted:Jesus would make you eat his poo poo op Tell Him anytime, anywhere (with a 6 week lead time)
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Dec 28, 2023 01:03
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It was a mistranslation, it's supposed to say large amounts of high explosives.
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Dec 28, 2023 01:08
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You never hear about anyone regrowing missing limbs or coming back from the dead. Seems like neither of those prayers have ever been answered.
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Dec 28, 2023 03:53
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I'm pretty confident I could take most/all Gods in MMA sanctioned fight.
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Dec 28, 2023 04:03
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Grey Cat posted:If faith can move mountains, what can my antifaith move? Bowels Much more practical, honestly
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Dec 28, 2023 04:03
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Jesus was speaking in metaphor, OP. When he says that specific quote, he is exasperated with his lovely disciples because their Faith Level is so low they couldn't even cast out a minor demon: The Actual Bible posted:“When they came to the crowd, a man approached Jesus and knelt before him. ‘Lord, have mercy on my son,’ he said. ‘He has seizures and is suffering greatly. He often falls into the fire or into the water. I brought him to your disciples, but they could not heal him.’ ‘You unbelieving and perverse generation,’ Jesus replied, ‘how long shall I stay with you? How long shall I put up with you? Bring the boy here to me.’ Jesus rebuked the demon, and it came out of the boy, and he was healed at that moment. Then the disciples came to Jesus in private and asked, ‘Why couldn’t we drive it out?’ He replied, ‘Because you have so little faith. Truly I tell you, if you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, ‘Move from here to there,’ and it will move. Nothing will be impossible for you.’” It isn't the broadly applied quote people use it for. It wasn't part of the big sermons on how life works. In context, it refers quite specifically to demon banishing. If they had any faith, they'd be able to just tell the demon to leave and it would. Really, Jesus is making fun of the disciples for being so weak in faith-magic. Blurry Gray Thing fucked around with this message at 04:31 on Dec 28, 2023 |
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Dec 28, 2023 04:29
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:You never hear about anyone regrowing missing limbs or coming back from the dead. Seems like neither of those prayers have ever been answered. The Bible provides metaphorical limbs. Just as the man's hand reaps the wheat, can the Lord's Word not reap souls?
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Dec 28, 2023 04:41
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redshirt posted:I'm pretty confident I could take most/all Gods in MMA sanctioned fight. The official depiction of Kali has her standing on a dude and holding another dude's severed head.
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Dec 28, 2023 04:52
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Hey jesus, if you're reading this: SUCK MY DICK YOU gently caress MAN!! Faith, and shoving his balls in his own rear end in a top hat (I've seen him do it) is what keeps the goat man (our true lord and savior) from making GBS threads himself every day.
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Dec 28, 2023 04:55
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why move mountains anyway???
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Dec 28, 2023 04:56
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He'll raise me up so I can stand on mountains. Perhaps we have to be on top of the mountain before our faith can move it?
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Dec 28, 2023 04:59
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:No way it's all. Jesus would be easy (the guy is just barely hanging on there as it is), but some of the other ones would be very, very hard. Agreed. Jesus is like paper maiche. Kali has her weaknesses....
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Dec 28, 2023 05:12
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Of course I would defeat Mohammed in a 1 on 1 match, no magic.
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Dec 28, 2023 05:32
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redshirt posted:Of course I would defeat Mohammed in a 1 on 1 match, no magic. Well sure, he's dead
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Dec 28, 2023 05:43
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maybeadracula posted:Well sure, he's dead Point, Me.
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Dec 28, 2023 05:53
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Jesus was speaking in metaphor, OP. Well that's really weird actually. Jesus's disciples had faith Jesus could heal the child and Jesus shamed them for not just healing the child themselves?
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Dec 28, 2023 10:42
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if i was a mole in the ground i’d root that mountain down. then i would fight god
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Dec 28, 2023 11:16
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jesus going on about those darn kids
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Dec 28, 2023 11:26
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Seth Pecksniff posted:It doesn't mean that at all OP it's a metaphor that through God all things are possible so jot that down Such as moving mountains?
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Dec 28, 2023 13:07
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Them mountains will move after we blow the tops off to find that delectable coal  
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Dec 28, 2023 14:54
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:An interesting phrase from some Christians is that faith can move mountains. It's not in the wrong place when its purpose was to be moved through His powers. You heard of tectonic shift right? That's not some egghead poo poo it's fueled by G*d's will and the faith of the righteous. Really, instead of poking holes in things you should readjust your heretical mindset and pray on it.
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Dec 28, 2023 18:19
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god answers every prayer. it just takes him a few million years
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Dec 28, 2023 18:21
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Dick Fontaine posted:god answers every prayer. it just takes him a few million years What happens when 2 players on the opposite side of a match both pray to God for a victory?
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Dec 28, 2023 18:23
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redshirt posted:What happens when 2 players on the opposite side of a match both pray to God for a victory? all prayers are answered in the order received
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Dec 28, 2023 18:28
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Bring it on, God.
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Dick Fontaine posted:all prayers are answered in the order received Huh, that makes sense. God runs a tight shop.
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I remember some preacher talking about this verse and explaining that the reason nobody is actually moving mountains is because if you had enough faith to move the mountain, you'd also have the wisdom to realize it would probably be a really bad idea. I can remember thinking, even back then as a kid, "Nice cop-out".
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Dec 29, 2023 07:08
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Genesplicer posted:I remember some preacher talking about this verse and explaining that the reason nobody is actually moving mountains is because if you had enough faith to move the mountain, you'd also have the wisdom to realize it would probably be a really bad idea. So like back before electricity, right?
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Dec 29, 2023 07:09
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redshirt posted:So like back before electricity, right? Yeah, but those whale oil lamps were pretty schwai.
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Genesplicer posted:Yeah, but those whale oil lamps were pretty schwai. Listen well children, from the Light of the Whale
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