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TEN-HUT PIZZA-HUT! Corporal pepperoni, move out to Alpha-Bravo One, on the double stuffed crust! Now!
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Pvt. Mozz: So why are we fortifying a Vietnamese pizza shop anyway. Hey Poindexter, I see you reading the papers. Care to enlighten us? Pvt. Poindexter (pushing up glasses): We're here to stop the spread of rival pizza franchises. The brass call it Domino's Theory. Really now, a little bit of reading doesn't hurt any-- BLAM Pvt. Mozz: Man down! They got Little Cesaro! Pvt. Cesaro: pizza p-pizzaaaeugh
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FutonForensic posted:Pvt. Mozz: So why are we fortifying a Vietnamese pizza shop anyway. Hey Poindexter, I see you reading the papers. Care to enlighten us? |
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Sergeant: Where the hell are you from anyway, private? Pizza: Sir, Hawaii, sir! Sergeant: Holy dog poo poo! Hawaii?! |
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Dec 28, 2023 19:46
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War does things to you. The men that come back, I've seen them. They have to pick up the plate to eat a pizza...
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google THIS posted:Sergeant: Where the hell are you from anyway, private? lol
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google THIS posted:Sergeant: Where the hell are you from anyway, private? |
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first you make the base then you add the tomato sauce then you put the cheese on then any additional toppings then you cook it then you eat it not difficult. Next? |
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Dec 28, 2023 22:52
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EorayMel posted:TEN-HUT PIZZA-HUT! Corporal pepperoni, move out to Alpha-Bravo One, on the double stuffed crust! Now! google THIS posted:Sergeant: Where the hell are you from anyway, private? |
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Dec 28, 2023 23:29
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toothpicks coated in fecal matter hidden under the cheese/toppings
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Col. Guiseppe: Son, we live in a world that has offices, and those offices have to be staffed by men that need to be fed. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse Dominos. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know; that Santiago's gluten intolerance, while tragic, probably meant more food for the rest. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, *provides food*. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me ordering pizza. You need me ordering pizza. We use words like meat lovers, extra cheese, party size. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent feeding something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and eats under the blanket of the very food that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a phone and cater a lunch. Either way, I don't give a *drat* what you think you are entitled to! Kaffee : Did you order the cheezy bread? Col. Guiseppe : I ordered the food I... Kaffee : [interrupts him] *Did you order the cheezy bread?* Col. Guiseppe : *You're God drat right I did!* Finger Prince fucked around with this message at 01:09 on Dec 29, 2023 |
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ac-130 (alotta cheese 130) |
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on trial for war crimes scraped chicken bacon ranch off the pizza into a cup to eat during Operation KETO
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Finger Prince posted:Col. Guiseppe: Son, we live in a world that has offices, and those offices have to be staffed by men that need to be fed. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse Dominos. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know; that Santiago's gluten intolerance, while tragic, probably meant more food for the rest. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, *provides food*. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me ordering pizza. You need me ordering pizza. We use words like meat lovers, extra cheese, party size. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent feeding something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and eats under the blanket of the very food that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a phone and cater a lunch. Either way, I don't give a *drat* what you think you are entitled to! |
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War is Hell. The crimes of the victor go unpunished. 
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pretend everything quoted lmao
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Pizza, pizza never changes |
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google THIS posted:Sergeant: Where the hell are you from anyway, private? |
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This is my sauce and this is my crust! One is for flavor, one is for thrust! |
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