Boss, it's about the monkeys with typewriters...

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Escape From Noise

Before you get too excited they didn't reproduce Shakespeare...They did, however, produce this.

[Passes over a poop and fruit mash covered piece of paper on which is typed]:

When the object enters the timestream, time begins to correct itself. Let me use this example: Imagine four balls on the edge

of a cliff. Say a direct copy of the ball nearest the cliff is sent to the back of the line of balls and takes the place of

the first ball. The formerly first ball becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth falls off the cliff.

Time works the same way.

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# ? Dec 30, 2023 10:57

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# ? May 8, 2024 05:06

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

more important work of literature than shakespeare imo tbh

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# ? Dec 30, 2023 16:11

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

The monkeys have produced a timeline of my entire life, even things that I've never told anyone about. And, oh my- look at how it ends!

# ? Dec 30, 2023 17:44

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

does a porno parody of hamlet count? yeah i guessed as much, alright i'll keep you updated

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Dec 30, 2023 17:49

nut

they ate the typewriters...

# ? Dec 30, 2023 17:58

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

They keep writing a labor union charter over and over. I'm not entirely sure this is random.

# ? Dec 30, 2023 18:08

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

The monkeys have unionized!

# ? Dec 30, 2023 18:27

RavenousScoot

one of them made this ascii drawing of a monkey holding the script of othello

*crumples it*

but still not the script of othello

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code:

https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Dec 30, 2023 18:46

Helluva

The curse of the Scottish play has lifted! The play will hereinafter be referred to as The Monkeyish Play.

# ? Dec 30, 2023 19:31

Helluva

watho posted:

does a porno parody of hamlet count? yeah i guessed as much, alright i'll keep you updated

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124702/

To screw, or not to screw...

# ? Dec 30, 2023 19:32

RavenousScoot

one of them started writing about a beast with two backs, but the monkey was actually describing one of those weird biblical angels, not just being bawdy

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code:

https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Dec 30, 2023 19:49

RavenousScoot

Helluva posted:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124702/

To screw, or not to screw...

Ophelia Hiney

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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code:

https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Dec 30, 2023 19:51

RavenousScoot

can a vegan perform a shakespeare play written by monkies?

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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Dec 31, 2023 05:03

Leave: Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Depends on the typewriters

# ? Dec 31, 2023 05:49

emSparkly: I'm open to interpretation!

now it�s a dissertation on the meaning of� BYOB?

I am a patient they.

# ? Jan 2, 2024 10:48

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

69 monkeys with backlit gaming keyboards write my posts

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