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Slugworth: Feb 18, 2001; If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

NotJustANumber99's house

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# ? May 12, 2024 13:37

Haptical Sales Slut: Mar 15, 2010; Age 18 to 49

Cats barf like dogs eat poo poo. Just a part of the experience.

# ? Jan 5, 2024 10:00

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

End to end tests :mad:

# ? Jan 5, 2024 19:40

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Hotel Kpro posted:

Working

# ? Jan 5, 2024 21:26

deep dish peat moss: Jul 27, 2006

Working, but also not working

# ? Jan 5, 2024 21:32

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

XYZAB posted:

I still remember it like yesterday though. My friend Ryan telling me "Did you hear the news? Kurt Cobain died!" To which I replied, "Who?" "Kurt Cobain! The lead singer from Nirvana!" Not a clue. We were 8 years old. Ryan was my grade 3 friend. He introduced me to the concept of "cum" by taking me upstairs to his bedroom where he had a Macintosh Plus that we could draw pictures on, and when we were done with that, he snuck into his dad's room and came back with a stack of nudie mags. Reminder, we are both 8 years old. He could do whatever he wanted at his house because both of his parents were severely physically and/or mentally handicapped, and were usually constrained to the lower portion of the house in their wheelchairs, from which vantage point his dad would scream "RYYYAAANN!!!" whenever he wanted Ryan to stop loving around, which Ryan was adept at. But because he knew he had free reign to do whatever he wanted, this meant he obviously knew where his dad's porno mags were. So, to ingratiate me as a new friend, he left the room we were in, grabbed a stack of Hustlers from the adjacent room, and after showing me what a centrefold was, he told me to reach into a small plastic tube with my index finger. It was slimey. I still remember the look on his face as he laughed at making me touch "cum," which I was completely clueless about. But to be completely honest, looking back on it and reminding myself that we were both 8, I'm fairly certain that he was either an idiot, or he was pulling my leg / trying to impress me, and that it was either water, sweat, or, most likely, piss. To make a long story short, we weren't friends for much longer after that. Being at his house was loving weird. And I use the term "house" loosely; it was low income housing. Think of a small neighbourhood consisting of a dozen quadplexes in a row. That's the only memory I have from 1994 that I can pin down to that year with absolute certainty.

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kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

wet socks

# ? Jan 5, 2024 22:54

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

What are you all doing with your cats that the floors are constantly covered in vomit

having cats

# ? Jan 5, 2024 23:30

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

Trying to get into your clothes after a shower.

# ? Jan 5, 2024 23:38

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

kntfkr posted:

wet socks

dry cocks

# ? Jan 6, 2024 00:28

klosterdev: Oct 10, 2006; Na na na na na na na na Batman!

Getting out of the shower and immediately having to take a big poo poo

# ? Jan 6, 2024 01:14

Mr.Acula: May 10, 2009; Billions and billions of fat clouds

Being born post 9-11

# ? Jan 6, 2024 02:44

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Eating old crap in your fridge and giving yourself the trots

# ? Jan 6, 2024 03:00

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Being trampled to death in the mosh pit at an ed sheeran concert

# ? Jan 6, 2024 18:24

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?