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maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


maybeadracula posted:

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Modern age rejection :(
Middle age perfection :frogc00l:

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
38kkk tits?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!
Nap Ghost

that little slit at the bottom of his pubic area. Looks like a vigina, kinda

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Mumpy Puffinz posted:

that little slit at the bottom of his pubic area. Looks like a vigina, kinda

turn your monitor on

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!
Nap Ghost

Bad Purchase posted:

turn your monitor on

whoops, sorry, I meant public area

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/0rj3oar.mp4

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


reported for horny

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

wesleywillis posted:

I thought that the VaCHINA was in the front, not between the legs.
Made sense to me at the time because the boner sticks out the front, so the Vachaychay must also be at the front.

That just makes sense. When people are doing sex they are facing each other, so obviously boner sticks forward into matching hole in front.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
My child, who is a toddler, thinks that breasts are called nipples. Should really correct her one of these days but also wondering how long we can run with this. It can cause some pretty hilarious statements.

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

Smugworth posted:

reported for horny

gently caress, horny's a crime now? How do I encrypt my browser history again?

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

maybeadracula posted:

Computer. Breasts, extra large.

Enhance

DamnCanadian
Jan 3, 2005

Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.

maybeadracula posted:

More educational information



I am absolutely flabbergasted that Texas of all places allows women to go topless

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


DamnCanadian posted:

I am absolutely flabbergasted that Texas of all places allows women to go topless

Also seems weird considering you're allowed to be topless in colorado and a few other states not on this infographic. Maybe a little dated.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Grey Cat posted:

Also seems weird considering you're allowed to be topless in colorado and a few other states not on this infographic. Maybe a little dated.

i would assume that lots of places are like california where toplessness isn’t specifically addressed by state law, so it’s legal in some towns and verboten in others. a gal all needing to pull out the tits almanac to determine the legal status of their honkers

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

My wife has huge cans, but unfortunately I’m not allowed to see them anymore because she’s “sick of my poo poo.” But joke’s on her because I HAVE seen them and touched them and all that stuff and she might be able to take the kids away but good luck taking my titty memories away :madmax:

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Henry Lee Mucus posted:

My wife has huge cans, but unfortunately I’m not allowed to see them anymore because she’s “sick of my poo poo.” But joke’s on her because I HAVE seen them and touched them and all that stuff and she might be able to take the kids away but good luck taking my titty memories away :madmax:

I'm also not allowed to touch this guy's wife's tits





Because I haven't asked and that's the default state

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

https://i.imgur.com/rHUuwg9.gifv

Has science gone too far?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

https://i.imgur.com/NFKyOU6.gifv

Has religious art gone too far?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Baby Jesus does whatever the gently caress he wants

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

https://youtu.be/VDXoalF2LAE

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...


This is very Gilliam-esque.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I touched a boob once. It was pretty awesome

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
I like titties tho

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
when men look at their phones or read books in bed, where are you putting it? my shelves are great.

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

Henry Lee Mucus posted:

My wife has huge cans, but unfortunately I’m not allowed to see them anymore because she’s “sick of my poo poo.” But joke’s on her because I HAVE seen them and touched them and all that stuff and she might be able to take the kids away but good luck taking my titty memories away :madmax:

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

The Management posted:

I touched a boob once. It was pretty awesome

We all live vicariously through you now.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

when men look at their phones or read books in bed, where are you putting it? my shelves are great.

We have a built-in kickstand for those

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose

Smugworth posted:

reported for horny

No! I am Horny’Cus

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Smugworth posted:

reported for horny

looks liek you missed and caught a stray

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Getting mine removed soon enough.

I can see if the doc will let me donate them to the needy.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I love my wife's boobs :allears: they're amazing.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
This thread has been going for 6 pages and j still get all horned up every time I see it get bumped

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

The Management posted:

I touched a boob once. It was pretty awesome

Touch your own. You can do it any time you want and no one's stopping you but yourself.

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Grey Cat posted:

Modern age rejection :(
Middle age perfection :frogc00l:
they had it correct, except for "wide set". makes me think of banana boobs. those are scary.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I used to work for Mindgeek out of Montreal, and I would see boobs all day long. My daily visual intake of (internet) boobs has sagged significantly, so this thread needs to step the gently caress up.

For real, I visit SA far more than I see porn these days. I know I'm like 2 clicks away from changing that myself, but it's just... Better when someone posts it. :colbert:

heh sagged

like big boobs

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoS1MCF8AeI

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crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

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