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Songbearer posted:Criminal cowardice: Inscribing Elbereth that's been legal since 3.6
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Jan 14, 2024 00:59
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Hosting a Thanksgiving pot luck dinner and only contributing one dish. Pumpkin soup. Made from the same carving pumpkin you had on display for Halloween.
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Jan 14, 2024 03:21
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Someone saying, “I’ve been waiting forever to watch this movie! I can’t wait!!”, then getting up five minutes into to the movie and returning an hour later to bombard you with multiple questions such as, “Who’s that? Who is she? Why are they doing that? What’s the deal with the other guy? Is that what they’re after?”…
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staberind posted:vomiting during deep throat. Look pal it’s not my fault your mom refuses to wear the paper bag on her head
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Jan 14, 2024 04:11
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Calling it champagne when it’s not actually from the city of Champagne, Italy
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Jan 14, 2024 04:13
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Pissing into the wind, even a tailwind. Because that’s cheating.
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Jan 14, 2024 04:15
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Opening your eyes when kissing
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Jan 14, 2024 04:20
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Closing your eyes while fisting
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Jan 14, 2024 04:23
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Improperly using The Device.
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Jan 14, 2024 04:28
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having smelly farts
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Jan 14, 2024 04:30
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Improperly reticulating splines, recklessly flipping bits, brazenly ignoring warning signs.
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Jan 14, 2024 04:38
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Cutting back on funding
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Jan 14, 2024 04:56
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Taunting Happy Fun Ball.
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Jan 14, 2024 04:57
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Calling it out when it was clearly on the line
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Jan 14, 2024 04:57
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Insisting it was on the line when it was CLEARLY out
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Jan 14, 2024 11:01
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Drawing a police officer. Arrestable retroactively
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Jan 14, 2024 11:01
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Going over the speed limit in GTA
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Jan 14, 2024 11:08
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redshirt posted:Using finger guns sincerely Pretending to be shot when someone does finger guns at you
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Jan 14, 2024 12:20
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Proprietary apostrophes
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Jan 14, 2024 12:21
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Having ants in your pants
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Jan 14, 2024 12:27
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nice obelisk idiot posted:Using one of the really hosed up control schemes in goldeneye 64 Screen watching, choosing oddjob.
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Jan 14, 2024 14:05
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button mashing but also losing to button mashing
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Jan 14, 2024 14:06
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having Aunts in your paunts
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Jan 14, 2024 14:25
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finding an eschaton in the wild and leaving it Un-immanentized
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Jan 14, 2024 14:28
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Not having the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reacharound
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Jan 14, 2024 16:13
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Pretending to be shot when someone does finger guns at you That's good clean fun though, I'd go to jail for that. For the comedy.
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Jan 14, 2024 16:25
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Making a paved road that jostles you up and down rapidly on the highway. I don't need to be churned, thanks.
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Jan 14, 2024 18:03
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Not doing 'two in the pink, one in the stink' every time.
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Jan 14, 2024 18:06
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Proprietary apostrophes Crapple
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Jan 14, 2024 18:12
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Bringing Bar-S hot dogs to a cookout
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Jan 14, 2024 20:14
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Standing right up to the baggage carousel when your bag isnt on its way. Get out of the loving way, idiots!
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Jan 15, 2024 00:49
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pronouncing "beta" to rhyme with "hater" pronouncing "parmesan" the way Americans pronounce it
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Jan 15, 2024 01:22
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Hammerite posted:pronouncing "beta" to rhyme with "hater" Alpher, Bater, Delter, Gammer, Omeeger, Eepsilan, Zater, and so on
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Jan 15, 2024 02:27
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Pronouncing "potatoes" in a way that doesn't rhyme with "haters"
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500excf type r posted:Pronouncing "potatoes" in a way that doesn't rhyme with "haters" What's... taters?
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