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i hope the next encounter isn't ba'al but what had to be done had to be done
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Feb 3, 2024 19:38
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i hope the next encounter isn't some combination of academic rigor and athleticism like season 1 episode 6 of Sliders because i do not think the buff nerd joined our team |
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Feb 3, 2024 20:11
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 We encounter Coach Baal (Challenge Rating 5) "Well howwwwdy, pilgrim! I hope you're ready for a combination of academic rigor and athleticism!" FutonForensic fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Feb 4, 2024
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Feb 3, 2024 21:29
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FutonForensic posted:
not on a Saturday we're not!! |
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Feb 3, 2024 21:40
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have the coach reach in through the hole in the attache case and accidentally put his hand in that poo! 
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Feb 3, 2024 21:50
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rear end-penny posted:have the coach reach in through the hole in the attache case and accidentally put his hand in that poo! 
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Feb 3, 2024 22:45
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Remove the Chiko roll from the Chiko roll holder, than use the empty jerk off hand to remove his pointy hat. Replace his hat with the wig dyed pink. No particular reason, I just think he'd look quite fetching
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Feb 3, 2024 22:46
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FutonForensic posted:
gently caress the buff nerd was my only idea |
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Feb 3, 2024 23:43
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Chewbecca posted:Remove the Chiko roll from the Chiko roll holder, than use the empty jerk off hand to remove his pointy hat.  this lets us keep the Chiko roll for later too, one addition though - give the coach the jerk off hand since he appears to be missing one, heck between that and the fancy new hairdo we might be able to recruit him! |
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Feb 4, 2024 05:04
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Legendary Hoagie Here it is in case you need to reorganize your inventory. 
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Feb 4, 2024 16:05
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Lmao there's 4 pages already |
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Feb 4, 2024 16:06
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FutonForensic posted:
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rear end-penny posted:have the coach reach in through the hole in the attache case and accidentally put his hand in that poo! Chewbecca posted:Remove the Chiko roll from the Chiko roll holder, than use the empty jerk off hand to remove his pointy hat. Stoner Sloth posted:
https://i.imgur.com/cRNI6yG.mp4 We can barely contain the grin on our faces as we speak to Coach Baal. "Hey coach... there's a Chiko roll in that hole over here..." "Well, golly! It is my cheat day after all. Let me just reach in here and... what the! What is this? What are you doing?! No!!"  "What in Sam Hill have you done to me! I was once God to the Canaanites and a proud coach of the Little Wildcats Middle School Volleyball team! Get outta here! I certainly won't be joining you on any adventure!" Coach Baal has been desecrated. We gain Finger Prince's Legendary Hoagie and immediately consume it. We lose Finger Prince's Legendary Hoagie. 
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Feb 6, 2024 02:16
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ugh i wanted to try that hoagie |
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Feb 6, 2024 02:25
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databasic posted:ugh i wanted to try that hoagie Lucky for you we C̷̢͎̻̫̦̟̦̘͖͇͐̓̋͒́̈̿̇̊̌͜͠ͅó̷͎̬̘̦̺̗̦̼̫̣̯͆̍͂͂͂̔͗ͅͅn̴̟͈̻̫̭̬̹͑̒͊̇̎̃̿͜s̶͙̞̝̰͚͓̞̻̳͎͈͈̋̎̊̿̏̍͜͝ͅữ̸̡̯̝̯̩̗̼͚̠̮͙̈́̋̉͗̃̓m̸̡̬̜̱̜̪͆̀̒̐̈͂̍̈́͋͊̉͂͗̚ͅę̸̜̪͋͋̏́̏͛͂͝d̸̦̪̱̗͙͍̬̬̙̐͋̐̒̎̿̿̊͂̃̈́͋͊͘͝it
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Feb 6, 2024 11:30
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With hoagie-backed confidence, we take to the sea. The gentle waters begin to roil as a titanic figure emerges from the depths. "Ahoy, little minnow!" bellows Poseidon, King of Sea and Storms (Challenge Rating 6). "No vessel may bear passage across my domain without fitting tribute. I hope you've got some good poo poo for me."
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Feb 7, 2024 21:17
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a hotdog and some ciggies bro. you can't get poo poo more good than that
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Feb 7, 2024 23:20
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watho posted:a hotdog and some ciggies bro. you can't get poo poo more good than that that’s true, even a God of Seas and Storms values a good hotdog and some smokes |
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Feb 8, 2024 15:57
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I was thinking we could gift him the hello kitty chopsticks, a guy under the sea must eat a lot of sushi?
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Feb 8, 2024 17:51
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if you ask me this guy looks up for a gaytime - plus icecream at the beach? 
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Feb 9, 2024 03:38
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lettuce play escort to King Slimefish and deliver him to Poseidon. they probably have very important business things to discuss so we should also give them the briefcase to look more professional. dress for the job you want |
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Feb 10, 2024 22:37
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watho posted:a hotdog and some ciggies bro. you can't get poo poo more good than that Rags to Liches posted:that’s true, even a God of Seas and Storms values a good hotdog and some smokes Chewbecca posted:I was thinking we could gift him the hello kitty chopsticks, a guy under the sea must eat a lot of sushi? Stoner Sloth posted:if you ask me this guy looks up for a gaytime - plus icecream at the beach? databasic posted:lettuce play escort to King Slimefish and deliver him to Poseidon. they probably have very important business things to discuss so we should also give them the briefcase to look more professional. dress for the job you want We take an assortment of food, the cigs and the chopsticks and awkwardly stuff them in the little briefcase. We raise it up as an offering. "Oh ho! A bento box in the Japanese style. Very chic, little minnow!" https://i.imgur.com/4xDDjj1.mp4 The waves calm as Poseidon, King of Sea and Storms departs. 
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Feb 14, 2024 00:12
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We land ashore, and not long after we are waylaid. "Not so fast, kupo" We encounter Good King Moggle Mog XII Wearing a Big Show Hat (Challenge Rating 7) "You're entering an enchanted realm of trouble, kupo"
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Feb 16, 2024 05:26
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Feb 16, 2024 05:58
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honestly i think this is a good time to let BryanKeithLeeMoriarty handle things
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Feb 16, 2024 07:36
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I think you are right this guy looks like one rough customer. maybe we can share one of those cracker things with him to replenish after the big fight |
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biosterous posted:honestly i think this is a good time to let BryanKeithLeeMoriarty handle things databasic posted:this guy looks like one rough customer. maybe we can share one of those cracker things with him to replenish after the big fight We carbo load up Bryan Keith, Keith Lee and Lee Moriarty, and with the combined power of their overlapping names, each perform a BLUE THUNDERBOMB on Good King Moggle Mog XII Wearing a Big Show Hat in quick succession. 🔊 https://i.imgur.com/5erhvm9.mp4 "You bitch, kupo, you motherfucker" Good King Moggle Mog XII Wearing a Big Show Hat stammers as the paramedics wheel him up the ramp on a gurney edit: 
FutonForensic fucked around with this message at 23:33 on Feb 20, 2024
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Feb 20, 2024 23:10
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hell yes
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Feb 21, 2024 06:31
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biosterous posted:hell yes finally. just blue skies and the open road from now on 
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Feb 21, 2024 09:38
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Areola Grande posted:finally. just blue skies and the open road from now on 
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Feb 22, 2024 00:16
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On an open road under blue skies, we encounter a Volatile Nuclear Warhead (Challenge Rating 8) "I'll do it! I'll blow you and all these prairie dogs to smithereens! Just try me!"
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Feb 22, 2024 18:35
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If the pen is mightier than the sword, a fistful of pens has got to be mightier than a nuke! |
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Feb 22, 2024 18:49
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I am become pens, doodler of worlds.  Poor Nukie, feeling a bit queasy after taking peyote on his desert vision quest. He has seen behind the veil and embraced peace, love, and sandals, and is probably going to throw up. |
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Feb 22, 2024 19:02
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how silly i love it |
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Feb 24, 2024 09:25
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Finger Prince posted:I am become pens, doodler of worlds. https://i.imgur.com/55mGZDl.mp4 We use all the ink in every office pen to rewrite Volatile Nuclear Warhead's mechanical DNA, transforming him into a mildly queasy spiritualist. He (very gently) tumbles to the side of the road, and contemplates a tiny succulent's place in the universe. 
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oh man we’re running low on supplies i sure hope we don’t encounter any more enemies |
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