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Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!
I feel like synthwave is the animeist music, but like depressing, 4Channy "anime avatar" anime.

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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Lol

Cave world got a 6.2 from these clowns. I don't think anyone at pitchfork liked anything fun?

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/viagra-boys-cave-world/

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!
I'm curious about some of my favourite albums:

10 for Let It Be by The Replacements (re-issue) in 2008. I'm not sure any album is "perfect", but them liking it made sense, especially since by 2008 PF had quit their lovely snotty record-store clerk persona.


9.1 for Your Living All Over Me by Dinosaur Jr in 2005. Ditto, I guess.

I know some of my favourite recent albums were well received by them, so it doesn't feel sporting to look up canon classics and recent critical darlings - let's look at contemporary reviews from their prime period of shittyness, let's go 2000-2002:

Okay, a 10 for Kid A - predictable. It's a great record, but I can see Pitchfork 2000 sniffing farts just because it's alienating.

8.5 for the Argument by Fugazi in 2001. We already know that they did Discovery by Daft Punk dirty that same year.

Honestly, they haven't done my taste particularly dirty, but that probably indicates that I have Pitchfork friendly taste more than anything. I do recall them giving anything that would make them seem "uncool" low marks which reeks of hipster insecurity.

Like, a fairly fun album I still enjoy time to time is "Something to Write Home About" by the Get Up Kids. It got called emo at the time, but honestly sits somewhere between that and power-pop. Pitchfork review:

2.0 in 1999. Just absolute terror that they'd have to cast themselves out of Portland or Brooklyn or wherever.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Saalkin posted:

That's wack. Relationship of Command owns and also this hard times article is 100% truth

https://thehardtimes.net/blog/5-post-hardcore-albums-that-just-remind-us-were-not-listening-to-relationship-of-command/

Lol all of those other albums are way better than Full Collapse

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Lol all of those other albums are way better than Full Collapse

Edit: misread - yeah, 100%

Disco Pope fucked around with this message at 16:11 on Jan 23, 2024

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Lol all of those other albums are way better than Full Collapse

I like the shape of punk to come but the other albums that aren't at the drive in I don't think I've ever listened to... And why would I when I can just listen to relationship of Command

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Disco Pope posted:

Eh, the Thursday one maybe not so much, it's pretty samey (but still soundtracked being 18 for me).

I tried listening to Full Collapse recently and it just doesn’t hit the same as it once did. Relationship of Command and Yank Crime still fuckin slap though.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
I completely stopped reading this type of poo poo about music like ten years ago and weirdly it hasn't stopped me from making music or socializing with others who make music, and sometimes it all comes together into a real life making of live music.

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I tried listening to Full Collapse recently and it just doesn’t hit the same as it once did. Relationship of Command and Yank Crime still fuckin slap though.

Yeah, listening back, it feels closer to Brand New or Taking Back Sunday or something than post-hardcore. Also, that song about native American genocide using that Thu-duh-duh-duh Thu-duh-duh-duh beat feels a bit off.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

What did they rate sick puppies

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

20 Blunts posted:

I completely stopped reading this type of poo poo about music like ten years ago and weirdly it hasn't stopped me from making music or socializing with others who make music, and sometimes it all comes together into a real life making of live music.

The problem is good new music is hard to find and Pitchfork rose to popularity because they thoroughly reviewed many new albums, and with an indie focus. They quickly became too big for their birches, but I browsed the site for years looking for music and found a band I liked every once in a blue moon. The issue is lesser nowadays with streaming services recommending music, but it's still hard to find music you'd enjoy without following the likes of Anthony Fantano.

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill

Disco Pope posted:


Like, a fairly fun album I still enjoy time to time is "Something to Write Home About" by the Get Up Kids. It got called emo at the time, but honestly sits somewhere between that and power-pop. Pitchfork review:

2.0 in 1999. Just absolute terror that they'd have to cast themselves out of Portland or Brooklyn or wherever.

hey I recently revisited that album too and had such a great time. It just completely fell out of my brain for 12 years. But I was surprised how quickly I could remember a bunch of lyrics and guitar chords like on Out of Reach or Close to Home

and I agree with the PF criticisms.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

okay everyone settle down now pitchfork certainly had their moments

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/9464-shine-on/

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

probably the best review ever written

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master

cumpantry posted:

probably the best review ever written

It’s actually not that funny

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

who gives a poo poo what you think wiz. second rate pencil hands rear end

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I mean, it's definitely their review with the most substance really.

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RapturesoftheDeep
Jan 6, 2013
I never read them, but I listen to all their "Best 100 songs of the 80s." Mostly good stuff but nobody should ever like New Order that much unless they are a depressed 80s teenager having cocaine for the first time.

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