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cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

Flowers for QAnon posted:

Got a form in the mail. Decided to abandon my wife.
Good morning,

We have euthanized your wife.

Regards,
AUS

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Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

cumpantry posted:

Good morning,

We have euthanized your wife.

Regards,
AUS

Sad, but pragmatic

idiotsavant
Jun 4, 2000

Flowers for QAnon posted:

Got a form in the mail. Decided to abandon my wife.

simoply pay a few extra dollars for the airline Wife Box and make sure you take her out to pee before the flight

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!


A good guy

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
He's got bad cancer and the vets can't do nothing for him.

But when I tell him to stay and lay down he does.

Good boy Colelaw.

A lot of people at the shelter told me you can't train guinea pigs. Yes you can if you spend the time with them.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
He made it to 8 years :)

P proud of his dumb rear end

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
that's a good guinea pig

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Treecko posted:

A lot of people at the shelter told me you can't train guinea pigs. Yes you can if you spend the time with them.

you can train practically anything, even crabs and goldfish

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

lol if u have crabs

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
intentionally getting crabs to make them trained for her pleasure

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

My mom had hermit crabs for her 2nd grade class they are pretty cool

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

TIP posted:

you can train practically anything, even crabs and goldfish

Not according to the exotic vets.

It's cancer, do you want us to euth him?

Ok that will be 500 bucks

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I'll take my chances and home and let him sleep

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Treecko posted:

I'll take my chances and home and let him sleep

don't be fooled, when they say "put them to sleep" they mean kill them

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Running around at the farm upstate at sunrise, golden through the rows of lush corn, as all the dogs frolic and romp....

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Worf posted:

lol if u have crabs
getting crabs to deflect questions about my crabs

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Wendigee posted:

That's really sad but also hilarious, sorry gold fish bro

They were lionfish

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

TIP posted:

don't be fooled, when they say "put them to sleep" they mean kill them

:wth:

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008

Larry Cum Free posted:

*unreal tournament announcer voice*
MALTIPOO

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
you know those stories of when a pet gets lost far away from home but miraculously finds its way home over hundreds of miles?

if you move to another country and your pet gets lost before it's fully acclimated to its new home, it will try to return to its old home and probably perish, especially if it starts swimming across the ocean. so watch out for that

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NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

eSports Chaebol posted:

you know those stories of when a pet gets lost far away from home but miraculously finds its way home over hundreds of miles?

if you move to another country and your pet gets lost before it's fully acclimated to its new home, it will try to return to its old home and probably perish, especially if it starts swimming across the ocean. so watch out for that

that pathfinding bug got patched out updates ago.

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