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wesleywillis posted:Just put a condom on it. No biggie. I dropped my McDonald's condom for my magnum grimace.
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Do you think a grimace buttplug would make you........ grimass?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDs2tIrBfEo What is that thing at the 20second mark?? A pogo dildo??
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Apr 23, 2024 05:52
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wesleywillis posted:Do you think a grimace buttplug would make you........ grimass? 
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Apr 23, 2024 05:54
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hear me out one of these made out of fleshlight lube up crawl in up to your chin, your head poking out like a clit
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Apr 23, 2024 07:56
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im trying to think of some Cockwork Orange joke, but im too tired
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The General posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDs2tIrBfEo Reminds me of something I saw in a porno, a dildo on a piston attached to a bicycle so it pumped in rhythm with the cycling. It seemed pretty dangerous, really. A pogo stick that fucks you would have a tremendous potential for trauma, both physical and mental, I'd think.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFXQYMRQbvI watch out, it gets angry
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I hate that I know that the Grimace butt plug is real, but that those are pretenders. The real Grimace butt plug was made by an artist called meep as a statement piece on capitalism and you can't get them anymore. They're metal and yes, safe and usable as actual sex toys if you so pleased, but I'm pretty sure everyone who buys one is doing so for the flex of having this particular viral meep piece. I guess people are appearing to make 3D printed fakes to fill out the gap in demand. You can still buy Grimace butt plug stickers from meep's store, or coloring book prints, and until recently, hats: https://meepstreetart.bigcartel.com/ StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 11:02 on Apr 23, 2024 |
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Apr 23, 2024 10:59
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In the grimass of the future there is only gwar
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Any butt plug in the shape of Grimace is a real Grimace butt plug 
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Not sure if this is a warning or an endorsement of their sex toy:
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Apr 25, 2024 00:58
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ahh the penis thinner 5000
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Apr 25, 2024 06:40
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Make sweet sweet deglove to it
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Somehow fitting that the device is being wielded by a man with toe-thumbs.
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Non Compos Mentis posted:ahh the penis thinner 5000 AAAROOOOAH I'm an omega!!!! My penis is stronger than an unpeeled banana.
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Apr 25, 2024 07:20
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Maybe I'm just not brave enough but I just can't fathom a machine hammering my sensitive parts
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Apr 25, 2024 07:20
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Just make sure you don't twitch when it pulls back
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Gomez Chamberlain posted:Maybe I'm just not brave enough but I just can't fathom a machine hammering my sensitive parts Luddite the future is now and you're going to be left in the past while we're all getting our genitals pleasured by machines! Sucks for you! Well I suppose in this case no sucks for you. Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 07:29 on Apr 25, 2024 |
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